Comments on: The Diet of a Seagull

By: Leilaniii

Leilaniii — Tue, 24 May 2011 02:48:55 +0000

French Fries! <3 YAYYY! :3

By: Jackie

Jackie — Sun, 12 Sep 2010 18:35:23 +0000

MINE!

By: the random jack

the random jack — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 19:20:14 +0000

CRUSTATEAN GOD DAMMIT!

By: buttercup

buttercup — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 06:30:04 +0000

thank you

By: rich

rich — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 22:01:09 +0000

very disturbing sight today in long island. I winessed a seagull attack a pidgeon and kill it and start eating it! Blood covered its beek and i was astonished. This shocked me and grossed me out whats up with that choice of meal for aseagull. I thought they got along. Was this geofry dahmer seagull. Hannibul seagull? no joke please reply.

By: satanicwaffles25

satanicwaffles25 — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 17:02:56 +0000

you spelled crustaceans wrong

By: mrdahut

mrdahut — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 14:05:40 +0000

IF you live more then 7 miles form the water you do not have Seagulls you have Dumpgulls. Sadly I live bout 6 miles inland and have both.

By: Girrrrrrr2

Girrrrrrr2 — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 04:13:24 +0000

Yet they for got alkaseltezer…

By: Disser

Disser — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 16:16:17 +0000

I think my mom’s hair should be a category.

By: Brady

Brady — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 15:44:15 +0000

Biscuits and fried chicken!

The only time I’ve fed a seagull is when there was a flock of them on a KFC parking lot.

By: moi

moi — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 14:57:27 +0000

nah, i still giggle when zebras try to cross a river and i see the crocodile obviously right next to them……same reaction when i see a a bunch of girls crossing the street towards the resident creepy man…

By: yasoup

yasoup — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 03:22:21 +0000

FREEDOM FRIES!!! Supersize me! :p

By: yasoup

yasoup — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 03:21:39 +0000

Several species of bids practice eating the young of other birds. The skua, for example, enjoys young emperor penguin chicks. The key is to twist the neck quickly–SNAP.

I wonder if watching nature documentaries from age five damaged me at all…

By: Caghs

Caghs — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 17:43:27 +0000

Americans call them french fries. Time to get over it.

By: Rae

Rae — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 01:31:52 +0000

You win for best new spelling.

By: Thomas

Thomas — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 00:42:55 +0000

omg gulls r Teh BEASTZ

By: SweetlyCynical

SweetlyCynical — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 22:36:25 +0000

Seagulls are mean, nasty little buggers… They eat other birds’ babies!

Or at least…. That’s what some biology video I saw said.

By: holidaylover

holidaylover — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 20:28:41 +0000

You forgot half-eaten sandwiches, ice-creams and whatever else they find in the bins.

By: Cath

Cath — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 18:03:45 +0000

That has to be the worst spelling of crustaceans I’ve ever seen. Gets points for creativity!

By: moi

moi — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 16:08:19 +0000

yet i’ve never seen a plump seagull….i’ve seen pigeons too fat to fly, but that’s never the case with a gull. weird…

By: WeaselStompingDay

WeaselStompingDay — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 05:53:07 +0000

It may be a local thing.

I know the ones along Fisherman’s Wharf in San Francisco eat plenty of clam chowder bread bowls.

By: Jcrow

Jcrow — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 04:27:53 +0000

Doritos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VILrWeO5QYs

By: PeachyKat

PeachyKat — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 01:43:49 +0000

Win! “The Birds” had soime of the best camera work ever. Oh, Tippi, who can forget watching the birds slowly gathering behind you on the jungle gym…

By: Stephen

Stephen — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 21:58:52 +0000

How about “Residents of Bodega Bay”

By: caghs

caghs — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 20:46:24 +0000

Took me a sec to get the reference, but LOL

By: caghs

caghs — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 20:44:13 +0000

I’m allergic to crustercions.

By: Mizz Kitteh

Mizz Kitteh — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 20:11:07 +0000

Don’t forget nachos. …unless that’s just the local ‘gulls

By: phat_stack

phat_stack — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 18:30:09 +0000

I was going to say Alka Seltzer as well. Although it would be a very small percentage since it would only be eaten the one time.

By: Wat?

Wat? — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 17:28:24 +0000

you forgot trash, mall parking lot gulls love them some trash

By: C'est Moi

C'est Moi — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 17:19:33 +0000

I love Kehaar

By: Nino

Nino — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 16:55:10 +0000

Fish and chips, anyone?

By: Adfirmus

Adfirmus — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 16:45:25 +0000

No, i did, but apparently it didn’t Copy, and paste correctly. :/

By: jordan

jordan — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 16:31:54 +0000

DINNER MINTS!! Read Christopher Durang’s “Titanic”…

By: The abominable raccoon

The abominable raccoon — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 16:00:41 +0000

Except everyone knows seagulls don’t eat crustaceans, but are mad about crusteations.

By: The abominable raccoon

The abominable raccoon — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 15:59:38 +0000

Crusterartirons are great!

By: dolt

dolt — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 15:56:06 +0000

forgetting ice cream http://failblog.org/2008/05/12/ice-cream-fail/#comments

and noses: http://failblog.org/2008/02/17/titanic-fail/#comments

By: IxChel

IxChel — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 15:16:55 +0000

Apparently the graph maker has a fixation with teats.

By: TIPS

TIPS — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 14:32:22 +0000

You forgot cheetos, alka seltzer, and used condoms.

By: Kinoko

Kinoko — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 14:23:32 +0000

Graph maker forgot:
Grubs and insects collected by rabbits (when the bird has one disabled wing due to a recent attack by a farm cat.)

I come from PEEG VATER! Kehaar, Kehaar!!!!
You, plenty good fella.

By: Jefoid

Jefoid — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 14:16:45 +0000

And yet they process it all to a consistent white glop. And then drop it on tourists. Beautiful the way nature works isn’t it?

By: feckineejit

feckineejit — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 14:16:06 +0000

would it have been so hard to LOOK UP THE SPELLING OF CRUSTACEANS?

By: fruittastesgood

fruittastesgood — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 13:32:33 +0000

Dont forget pretzels!

By: Dictatosaurus

Dictatosaurus — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 13:28:54 +0000

Totally true…except for the spelling of CRUSTACEANS!

By: Geez

Geez — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 13:27:05 +0000

I love me some crusteations.

By: D2

D2 — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 13:11:05 +0000

Mmm…fries.

By: GullFreek

GullFreek — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 13:10:15 +0000

Hail from ‘cross the bay from Galveston, Texas! Let us not forget white bread, donuts, and onion rings! The Laughing Gulls of the Texas Gulf Coast never had it so greasy.