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If you can even think about dancing at .25 you are a better man than I. (And quite likely an alcoholic)
I think at .25 youd be dead. So better man? No, cause they’re dead.
Around 0.4 is the starting point of alcohol lethality. But I still agree, someone that can dance at 0.25 is CRAZY
The graph would make more sense as two countering logistic curves: one going up and balancing out for “desire”, and one going down and balancing out for “ability”.
hey i sing along no matter how sober i am. this isn’t fair.
me too! Loudly and off-key! I sometimes have to claim drunk because it’s the only way to save me from head-hanging shame.
ehrm… yea, no, i swear, i’m 8 drinks in… uh huh… you expect me to do karaoke otherwise? ;P
i don’t know why anyone would aspire to be michael flatley. period.
Um, any guy that can wear tights and clog dance and still be surrounded and worshipped by 30 or so hot chicks with tight bodies is better than any guy who just thinks he’s cool and gets none.
Should that be BAC? It took me a hot second to understand what “amount of alcohol” meant… or maybe I’m just slow. Or maybe I’ve had .25 alcohols?
Yep, units fail.
Without listing the unit, there’s no telling if this is supposed to mean BAC or gallons/liters/etc. of alcohol consumed. Also, the graph itself could be much better.
Yup. Units fail. Please re-take whatever rudimentary math/science class you failed.
Maybe the graphmaker thinks he’s Michael Flatley after only 1/4 of a drink.
HAHHAAHAHhh hahah hahahah HHAHHAA HHHA Now, THAT’s FUNNY! I want you in my next stats class so I can have someone to laugh with!
From 0 to Michael Flatley in .25 drinks……..
I don’t like these charts with the funny non-scaley y-axes anymore. Methinks it’s been done.
nemo saltat sobrius
roughly translates to
No one dances sober.
it’s my life motto…
Garden tool imitations? o_O?
Mine don’t dance… or does this mean a “hoe-down” ?
sprinkler mayhaps?
like the “lawn mower”
this is sooo true for me
The BAC portion is COMPLETELY off. Like, is you’re even standing at 0.25 then you should really be standing near a toilet or atleast curled into a ball.
there should be a listing on the Y-axis for “omg this is my SONG!!!” …i’m usually there after a few good shots.
is that number of drinks of BAL?
You’d be dead around .15
Hardly.
.35 is potentially lethal, with .40 being the LD50.
Also I giggled at “Garden Tool Imitations”
I’ve found that this is especially true with middle aged women.