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You forgot “clingy girl who never leaves the room, chews with her mouth open, and watches TV loudly while you’re trying to study for that calculus exam tomorrow.”
Also, the slob, and the one who insists on burning incense and candles, even though they’re strictly forbidden, getting both of you in trouble.
The fact that you separated normal human and party animal makes you a dork.
What about the nasty girl that constantly borrows your cloths with out asking. Then you never want to wear it again and have to burn it.
Hey, at least I am NOT getting the sex addict with his boy friends.
Do I know all of you…? Every single one of these comments resembles
some comment or other that I have heard in the past twenty four hours
around campus.
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HIS boy friends, eh what?
caught that too! kinda creepy..
Small-minded homophobia called, it’s for you. PS, please find a hole to go die in.
Agreed.
the fact that you consider them to be the same makes you a douche
I feel you there
Or…super!!jesus!!freak!! who thinks that everything you do is immoral…
WHY?!! Why do so many people chew with their mouth open!?
Again, soo glad we don’t tend to have to share rooms here ^.^
where is “here” and how soon could i transfer??
So true. But the pink and yellow both need to be smaller. And you forgot the one who “borrows” you stuff and you never see it again.
Or the roommate who makes calls to cape cod, all the calls on the bill are to cape cod where his loser girlfriend lives and yet insists that you split the bill and won’t talk to you years later because he still holds a grudge over the money you don’t owe him.
roomMate
i got the red category. It sucked.
she sucked?
In more ways than one, apparently.
I’ve actually had them all… and i’m a sophmore. too bad, my purple moved out on me and my yellow is transferring.
I once had a roommate who was a model and her parents sent her scads of care packages which she flatly refused to eat. She kindly gave all her food to the rest of us.
Good times!
I got the normal human one.
Thank god.
my first roommate was a mix of red and green :O
now mine is a normal human/new bff
It seems like there should be some overlap here.
Like my first roommate would fit in the blue, orange, and red categories, with a little bit of green…
Also, you forgot the neat freak who blows a gasket if there’s dirty laundry on the floor or if your food’s on the wrong shelf in the fridge.
Let’s see, so far I’ve gotten:
DD
Blue x2
Green x2
Orange x1
Light green x3 (So far, at any rate…)
Purple next year!
Light green? I thought there was only one shade of green.
I believe lolMiel was referring to yellow.
OMG I was one of the lucky ones who got a room to herself. I originally had a roommate who weighed a million tons and she had top bunk, but I moved into my cousin’s suite where I have a dorm to myself.
… i managed that after a month – my original room mate’s best friend’s room mate left, so she moved in with the friend, and they didn’t replace her last semester or this semester. yay to having personal space!
like your all normal human beings
i k now im not imma crazy party animal
broke for bones at a part y last night
what?
he (im assuming) broke four bones at a party last night. because he is such a party animal.
Why cant the pot head be your bff?
I was both the pot-head and the sex addict with multiple boyfriends. I scared my roommate away within the first couple of months. But I had my cross to bear, too — my roommate was a model. No joke. A 5’10″, 110 pound, blonde-haired, blue-eyed, cheekbones-you-could-cut-your-finger-on, wardrobe-to-die-for model. Do you have any idea how depressing it is to go to freshmen mixers only to have every guy ask “Can you introduce me to your roommate?”
You forgot “Roommate who doesn’t believe in doing her own dishes because ‘We all share the responsibilities’”.
Man, I can’t wait to move out.
I got all of the last four categories in one…
You forgot the one that still has a significant other back home, and spends a minimum three hours every night video chatting/on the phone with him/her.
What about “Overly Christian girl who I made atheist in order to deflower”?
Pics or it didn’t happen.
I am incredibly glad we don’t have roommates here in the UK. I just think that’s awful and wrong – you can’t put 18 year old strangers in the same bedroom together, it’s inhuman…
I so agree with you. I had a roommate, she was never around, she moved out and now I’m in the pink, until they possibly stick me with someone from one of the other slices… I wouldn’t really mind a party animal, I need to get out more.
This would be nice as a venn diagram…
This graph is so true, it’s sad.
and another good one! keep it up.
stop posting stupid lame-o ones for change…
my brother got a chronic masturbator D:
There’s also the World of Warcraft nerd who has no real life friends and never ever leaves the room, even when you’re in there with your girlfriend.
ohh no please not a sex addict that would be so horrible having a horny girl in the room next to me.
Hey you forgot to say which category You fall under
I am all of the above^
How about the roommate who believes himself entitled to everything that is yours- i.e. food you buy, your TV, your xbox, etc etc
My roomy is my beeeesstttttt frannnnnnd
))
This is what I’m frightened for…
First semester: party animal who needed a shot of vodka to get to class.
Next year: Sex addict.
Final semester in the dorms: Cool girl, still friends.
Two roomates in apartment for three years: My bestest friends on earth.
One roomate in apartment for two years: Complete and total pyscho hose beast. One of two people on earth I actually hate.
Other roommates in apartments filling in: Who are you?
my bf had the worst last year. He is in aviation and had an early flight slot, and his roomie (a) never went to class, (b) played video games, with the volume turned up, all night, (c) didn’t care to take showers or wash/change his clothes, and (d) enjoyed screaming curse words, particularly while playing the aforementioned video games at midnight-6a.m. And, he only went home for one weekend out of the entire year, so I didn’t visit very often.
What about the roommate that is gay and checks you out?! and proceeds to tell you what a nice rack and ass you have?
roommate that invites people over until about 5 am and having guests over to spend the night without telling you
i sorta lucked out. my roommates never around. her sister goes here and she sleeps there a lot since her sister’s dorm is closer to the class buildings and our building is as far away from everything else on campus as humanly possible. but its awkward when she is around because i have no clue what to talk about with her because she’s never around for me to get to know her.
umm not everyone here is normal and we all know it, only 63 or so people commented… plus that graph is for entertainment purposes only dumbass
LOL. sucked in mate.
That is the worst one I’ve heard. I would be so mad if that happened. It’s like don’t you have a car douchebag? Keep all your drug crap in there instead of in the room you share with another person.
Although honestly, you’re lucky he didn’t try to blame it on you.