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The “made a horrible song about” it slice needs to be WAY bigger…
I second that. The shock value and horrible song parts should be switched
I second the second.
I third that second the second.
And I fourth it.
Who’s on second?
No, Who’s on first. What’s on second.
I lost track so I’m next
.
No, What’s on second!
I don’t know… THIRD BASE! lol I fifth and everything through nine thousand nine hundred ninetyth it too… really stupid song. But she is decently hot, so I wouldn’t mind if she wanted to come to my house and act out the song…
fine, but i’m pitching
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this.
also, “and then i made a graph to point it out”
she SOUNDS way cuter than she looks. she’s still kinda pretty, don’t get me wrong, but the voice paints a much better picture of her than her face.
switched? they should probably be combined!! lol
this.
I concur with your assessment.
but you would, right? i would. in every hole. i’d probably make holes in her and do those too. fact.
Welcome to Donkey Punch city. Population: Katy Perry.
If you made enough holes in her maybe she’d stop making that awful racket!
i would hope so.
Except . . . she didn’t, actually. She’s publicly said so.
So take away all except “shock value” and “terrible song”
Cheers to that!
I like this song, but I can’t stand Katy Perry. I kissed a girl way before this song came out, but that was only for the benefit of our guy friends.
Yeah I like the song, but it’s just proof the you don’t have to have real vocal talent anymore to pump out a number one hit…
Or writing talent, for that matter. Lonely Island’s songs are all firmly in the category of “so bad it’s good.”
please post pictures as proof.
WIN!
This song is this generations “Barbie Girl” song…
it was cute in a really terrible way, and then played to death.
and then necro’d
then played some more.
i kissed a dead person and i liked it?
/nod
WIN!
I’m going to agree with that… because I loved Barbie Girl, and I also love I Kissed a Girl.
I dunno, if you overanalyse Barbie Girl you get a cool message about girls so desperate for affection they’ll do anything for a man…
If you overanalyse a Katy Perry song you get a headache and/or depression.
/shrug
I still giggle when I hear it… mostly because my best girl friend set it as “my” ringer on her celly ^^
And what about Jill Sobule and her GOOD song about kissing a girl?!
Aww… I remember that one…
Her song is equally bad, but she’s not as hot.
who the hell cares about looks? jill sobule has more talent in a single fingernail than katy perry has in her entire being.
plus jill is about 2000 times more approachable, accessible, and friendly than this wee perry hag ever could be.
oh and jill’s song??? WRITTEN by her. and actually PERFORMED by her. she doesn’t need any g-d band/karaoke tracks behind her hiding her lack of talent. she actually KNOWS HOW TO TUNE A GUITAR too! and she’s a true MUSICIAN.
if you want “hot,” stick to your stupid internet porn, douche.
Dude, everyone cares about looks. How the hell do you think a vast majority of female artists got their jobs?
/cynic
Way to blow up that straw man
I’ve never heard the Katy Perry version, but when I heard the name of it, it took a friend of mine about fifteen minutes to convince me that she’d written a different song with the same name and didn’t just cover the Jill Sobule one.
I wish she’d just covered the Jill Sobule one, even though that would have been sacrilege.
Jill Sobule Kissed a Girl
5% And We Laughed
5% And I’m so glad
60% Adorable Gay Anthem
30% Was that FABIO?!
Any song that can work “dumb as a box of hammers” into the lyrics is a win in my book.
THANK YOU!! Someone besides me remembers Jill Sobule!
Does anyone realize that the song is about her boyfriend being gay? It’s a play on words.
I don’t think anyone cares. I think they’re more preoccupied with how freaking terrible the song is, lol She is kind of cute, but Zooey Deschanel is WAY cuter. That and god, that song is awful!
LOL – her boyfriend cross dresses perhaps. And wears cherry chapstick. I hate myself for knowing that lyric. I avoid the radio as much as I can!
But…but…but…what ab-b-b-out-t-t…NPR?
I certainly didn’t realise — I guess I was thrown off by the film clip full of girls (which I hadn’t seen before, and I was happier not having seen it). What’s the play on words btw?
There needs to be a “and she went to Hell” section. That would be a lot funnier.
Thank God! And here I was afraid ‘I’ was the only one, alone in the universe, who hated her song! Graph WIN!
bai daca sunteti bulangii toti, d-aia nu va place
WHATS HAPPENING TO MUSIC NOWADAYS??
WHAT’S HAPPENING TO LOWERCASE NOWADAYS?!?
Comment WIN! or win! whatever…
Good question. I get in the car yesterday and the radio comes on with “Poker Face” playing. What the sam hell is this song? Is there absolutely no limit to how terrible this generation is going to allow it’s music to become?
We’re doing a lot of things better than we did in the 60s and 70s, but they are still kicking our ass when it comes to music…
I’ve heard people talk about this song, but I’ve never really listened to it myself. After watching the video (and vomiting several times), I agree with the other comments.
I firmly believe that Katy Perry really did kiss a girl. I just think she did it by bending over backwards and kissing her own ass.
Absolute WIN. Katy Perry’s awful.
And she has a naff sense of humour.
Not as annoying as Ur So Gay though.
And I can’t believe I’m the only one I know who realized what a homophobe she is.
Yeah. But not homophobic in the gaybashing sense, homophobic in the “anything other than heterosexuality is just a joke! lol!” sense. Which is almost as bad.
Heteronormative? I agree, that attitude makes me pretty uncomfortable :S
I thought it was pretty homophobic, I mean, if you sang a song that said “You eat fried chicken, you wear your hat backwards, you’re so black and you’re as white as a ghost” I think there would be no question that it was racist, right? So why when the same logic is applied to gay men it doesn’t apply? And whats so gay about things like being enviromental and being vegetarian? “You have ethics, like a gay man does”?
WTF!!!! Kaitiy Perry is my BF cuz
the orange and the red should switch.
lmao!
Uhhhh…that’s actually a good song, but I do agree about the shock value. Lindsey Lohan seems to be following that “Lesbian Train” lately, too.
And “Your So Gay” is talking about a guy who is heterosexual but acts gay. Listen to lyrics, redtards! Don’t hate before you know what you’re talking about. Dang.
The “shock value” argument is a pathetic attempt by homophobes to once again deny that homosexuality is real, and here, and normal. Get over yourselves.
LESBIAN!
reply to m00finsan lol