Comments on: People who hate Michael Phelps for his bong photo. http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/ Explaining music, songs and pop culture in charts and graphs. AKA music/song chart memes and funny graphs. Sun, 12 Feb 2012 15:48:01 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: MammaJamma http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-228519 Mon, 19 Dec 2011 06:23:14 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-228519 You know the game, “Telephone?” Yeah, that’s how the Bible was written! The world’s longest-running game of Telephone.

]]> By: Bill http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-174985 Mon, 11 Apr 2011 16:13:16 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-174985 … you are actually retarded

]]> By: Nicole http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-113506 Tue, 08 Jun 2010 16:03:58 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-113506 Over half of a population can be below average. For example, sixty kids in a class get a 50 on a test, and forty kids in the same class get a 100 on the same test. The class average is a 70, so 60% of the class is below the average.

]]> By: Hey http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-108562 Tue, 04 May 2010 00:37:16 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-108562 How about this one: “I was just following orders” said the soldier shoving jews into the showers.

Stupid laws change when enough people break them. That’s historical fact, and useful to know.

]]> By: Brokenbong http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-96384 Sat, 30 Jan 2010 07:26:31 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-96384 im with this guy

]]> By: Brokenbong http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-96383 Sat, 30 Jan 2010 07:17:35 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-96383 who would actually have a giraffe though? from experience of living in GA i would not even doubt that that is indeed a law

]]> By: Kimo http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-93005 Sun, 03 Jan 2010 09:45:54 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-93005 I’m waiting for “People he demolished at the Olympics” to pop up.

“He was f*ckin’ on POT and he beat China?! OMG WTF!!1!!11!!!211eleven!!!

]]> By: Fletcher http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-80916 Fri, 16 Oct 2009 02:03:56 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-80916 Well, then couldn’t one argue that inhalers are addictive? Or insulin?

]]> By: Fletcher http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-80914 Fri, 16 Oct 2009 02:01:23 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-80914 That, my good sir, is my favorite quote ever.

]]> By: Fletcher http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-80913 Fri, 16 Oct 2009 01:58:14 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-80913 It’s JC. Not JS. Just saying…

]]> By: MacheteJack http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-74148 Tue, 08 Sep 2009 15:21:27 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-74148 Being flawed doesn’t make it not the law. That is why I have never smoked. If it was legal I’d try it. Probably wouldn’t like it, but I would try marijuana legally.

]]> By: secret person you don"t know http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-72278 Sun, 30 Aug 2009 03:42:31 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-72278 The graph also says anyone with a life has smoked marjuana, and i havn’t. then again, if i had a life I wouldn’t be on graph jam would I?

]]> By: secret person you don"t know http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-72277 Sun, 30 Aug 2009 03:36:58 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-72277 I find his argument very rational…and would definatly want to be on his scrabble team.

]]> By: chyschumake http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-54548 Sun, 14 Jun 2009 20:18:43 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-54548 HAHA UMBRIDGE HATES EVERYTHING

]]> By: kb http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-43573 Fri, 17 Apr 2009 04:56:50 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-43573 you know it

]]> By: nicki http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-43382 Thu, 16 Apr 2009 04:08:18 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-43382 “Prohibition… goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man’s appetite by making a crime out of things that are not crimes… A prohibition law strikes a blow at the very principles upon which our government was founded.”

— Abraham Lincoln

]]> By: nicki http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-43381 Thu, 16 Apr 2009 04:04:02 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-43381 Did you know that at one time where I live it was illegal NOT to grow Hemp?
USA baby
1632 to mid `1700′s
‘Must grow’ hemp laws enacted in Connecticut and the Chesapeake Colonies.

look it up.

]]> By: sam http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-42870 Mon, 13 Apr 2009 09:29:47 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-42870 Marijuana is a drug. Every drug is addictive. From a biopsychology major.

]]> By: LOLER http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-42738 Sun, 12 Apr 2009 00:45:03 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-42738 Have you ever actiouly thought that the LAW WAS FLAWED, FALSE and full of LIES. Retards like you make me want to barf.

]]> By: i can haz a chezze burger lover http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-42735 Sun, 12 Apr 2009 00:22:47 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-42735 MICHCLE PHELPS PRAISE STAUS: FAIL,FAIL FAIL,FAIL,FAIL FAIL FAIL,FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL,FAIL.

P.S is veggyz short for vegeta? i know a lot about dragon ball z.

]]> By: i can haz a chezze burger lover http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-42734 Sun, 12 Apr 2009 00:16:45 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-42734 Its called GETTING OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE :(

]]> By: i can haz a chezze burger lover http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-42733 Sun, 12 Apr 2009 00:11:54 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-42733 sorry danile,but most people LIE about their identies on runescape(whitch is actually a cool game :)

]]> By: i can haz a chezze burger lover http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-42730 Sun, 12 Apr 2009 00:08:13 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-42730 and ichc..

]]> By: i can haz a chezze burger lover http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-42729 Sun, 12 Apr 2009 00:05:32 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-42729 i can haz a chezze burger is THE BEST THING EVER!!!!!!1!!!! HISSSSSssssssssSSSSSSSSS.

]]> By: Jessica http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-42677 Sat, 11 Apr 2009 18:49:32 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-42677 I definitely share this attitude. Of course, I also take antidepressants, so it isn’t that I’m against all chemical alteration of my brain. I just prefer the chemical alteration to bring my brain into normal function, not abnormal function. I don’t like anything that makes it harder for me to think like me. I’m a generally creative and gregarious person, and I like my inhibitions where they are. I mean, if I want to go out and dance, I will. If I don’t want to, there is usually a reason, and taking something that will make me less inhibited about it usually means I regret the action later. Plus, my parents did drugs, and my father (who did the most, by far) has a really hard time remembering anything now. I mean, he’s still intelligent (though less educated than I am), but his short term memory is shot. I do not need that sort of thing. Also, family history of addictive behavior means that I’m about 5 times as likely to become addicted to just about anything. My caffeine addiction is pretty manageable, but I’d like to not develop any more addictions.

]]> By: Kopakakid http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-42672 Sat, 11 Apr 2009 18:41:08 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-42672 Sorry, i dont smoke. :P

]]> By: SR http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-42468 Fri, 10 Apr 2009 13:09:10 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-42468 best graph ever!

]]> By: Miriam http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-41881 Tue, 07 Apr 2009 07:43:09 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-41881 Breeder

]]> By: Ohai http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-41679 Mon, 06 Apr 2009 16:56:09 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-41679 I’m pretty sure that isn’t supposed to be smoked

]]> By: Honoke http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-41381 Sun, 05 Apr 2009 01:17:16 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-41381 I really like how God has smoked pot. He’s not in the never smoked pot group, so I guess he has.

]]> By: Andrea http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-41264 Sat, 04 Apr 2009 13:24:51 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-41264 Hear Hear!

]]> By: lolo http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-41247 Sat, 04 Apr 2009 10:09:16 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-41247 win :)

and same with hp reference!

]]> By: Anonymous http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-41230 Sat, 04 Apr 2009 05:13:24 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-41230 I have never smoked pot, never will. I also have no life and am not God. However, the bong photo does not make me hate Phelps at all. Guess that makes me the green sliver.

]]> By: clint http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-40984 Fri, 03 Apr 2009 17:26:20 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-40984 At one point it was illegal to help slaves get to freedom…

]]> By: JM http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-40967 Fri, 03 Apr 2009 16:55:12 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-40967 I can’t even describe just how amazing a graph this is! Not many get this amazing, really. Every part completes it, but I especially like the pots & kettles and Dolores Umbridge. And of course outside the circle are people with lives and God! Yes!

SUCH a good chart! :D One of the best I’ve seen on here!

]]> By: Bob http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-40905 Fri, 03 Apr 2009 14:57:18 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-40905 While reading this graph, I instantly got high.

]]> By: V. http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-40884 Fri, 03 Apr 2009 14:14:16 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-40884 Delores Umbridge….Bwa-ha-ahaaa-ha-ha-ha!!

*falls off chair*

]]> By: !!! http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-40847 Fri, 03 Apr 2009 10:17:02 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-40847 I appreciate the portion of the “people who have never tried pot” circle outside of the “cares” cirlce

]]> By: fjw http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-40846 Fri, 03 Apr 2009 10:14:39 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-40846 No, JS is right. The chart’s a big ball of FAIL. It’s saying that the only people who have a life are a completely isolated group, and that everyone else including God has no life.

]]> By: fjw http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-40845 Fri, 03 Apr 2009 10:08:15 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-40845 This graph is a FAIL because the “People who have never tried pot” circle doesn’t include anybody else. It’s saying that God, people who skipped their twenties, Delores, Archie, mums, dads, kettles and pots have all tried pot.

Or maybe this fail is supposed to be the joke.

]]> By: Andrea http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-40820 Fri, 03 Apr 2009 04:19:37 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-40820 Susie, I was way agreeing with your earlier post, then you did indeed wave your credentials around. You never mentioned that you’ve smoked pot, only implied it later. The lack of explanation doesn’t help get a point across.

]]> By: Faetal http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-40789 Fri, 03 Apr 2009 00:28:43 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-40789 and chocolate milk

]]> By: Yer mom http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-40780 Thu, 02 Apr 2009 23:42:25 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-40780 So true. Dads have *nothing* to do with raising children, after all.

]]> By: MLD http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-40773 Thu, 02 Apr 2009 22:58:42 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-40773 it’s NOT a gateway drug any more than cigarettes are

]]> By: MLD http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-40772 Thu, 02 Apr 2009 22:51:52 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-40772 Correlation fail:
I know people with low GPAs that don’t smoke, and I know people who do smoke pot that make Dean’s list EVERY term.

]]> By: MLD http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-40771 Thu, 02 Apr 2009 22:50:11 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-40771 and chocolate covered pretzels

]]> By: MLD http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-40770 Thu, 02 Apr 2009 22:49:03 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-40770 Dear Ari:

Pot’s not addictive. Even drug abuse counselors will admit that (or they’re lying).

Signed,
A Substance Abuse Counseling major

]]> By: MLD http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-40769 Thu, 02 Apr 2009 22:45:56 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-40769 Thank you for that lecture.

]]> By: MLD http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-40768 Thu, 02 Apr 2009 22:45:36 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-40768 I LOLd–then said (to no one since I’m home alone) Harry Potter reference win!

]]> By: Faetal http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/04/01/song-chart-memes-phelps-bong/comment-page-1/#comment-40756 Thu, 02 Apr 2009 21:49:07 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16121#comment-40756 Really, I think if a person wins 8 gold medals and smokes pot they ought to get ANOTHER medal…
Pot’s not a performance enhancer, if anything it made Phelps mortal, giving the other olympic swimmers a sliver of a chance.

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