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Uses for Peeps marshmallow candy
Graph by Elfrieda, via our GraphJam builder.
Don’t believe that the peeps slice of the chart should be that big? Go to YouTube and search for “Peep Jousting”.
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Dissolve in a martini? I think I need to hear more about this plan.
Exactly what I wanted to know…hmmm.
indeed… a peeptini you say?
/intrigued
HA – that’s entirely what I opened the comments for – I was hoping for a recipe.
Found this:
* 1 marshmallow peep
* 2 ¾ oz gin
* 3 drops Martini Extra dry Vermouth
* Lemon twist
…also saw a link in which someone said they were on their fourth peeptini.
I may purchase my first-ever package of peeps this weekend. (and I’m old, so that’s saying something)
Hmmm What color peep should I try??
go original, yellow…
Thanks!
Gotta go with vodka… or perhaps 3 measures vodka, 1 of gin, a splash of dry vermouth (or lillet blanc), with a lemon twist. Oh yeah, and don’t forget the peep!
It’s kind of like a Vesper, but with a Vodka emphasis, just like how my grandpa taught me.
People actually EAT these things? Yuck.
Seconded. They don’t even look like food!
What do you mean, “don’t even look like food”? they’re chicken-shaped, AKA food-shaped
A wildebeest “looks like food.” Humans eat things that have been processed in to pleasing shapes. Mmmmm…peeps…
Most things at the grocery store are “food-like” products and not actually designated as “food,” because they’ve been processed and altered so much.
These things are more like decorations.
What about using them to play your Wii?
*looks around* there is a video here somewhere….
I like to soak them in Acetone and launch them with a marshmallow catapult
I like to soak them in Acetone and launch them with a marhmallow catapult
What does the acetone do? Does it dissolve them, or does it make them shrink up so you have a better projectile for your catapulting?
Launch them into fire? That would probably be spectacular. Actually any intersection of Peeps and fire is pretty spectacular. They burns really nice colors.
The girl in vid has serious Parkinson…
marshmallow loaf also looks like a brain.
What a perfect waste of a good Martini!
Check out the seminal page devoted to scientific analysis of Peep-tasticness:
http://www.peepresearch.org/
you can’t dissolve them in a martini. we tried. yes, a peeptini. we even took video.
http://cheekyassmonkey.livejournal.com/480930.html
What about Peep separation surgery?
and
placing Peeps in liquid nitrogen?
why?
or just biting off their eyes, as the eyes are the only parts that are any good.
For all you ever wanted to know about Peep research (and plenty you didn’t want to know): http://www.peepresearch.org/
He forgot making a video of someone trying to eat 100 in a row.
Mortal Peep Fight! dundundundadundun!
Product Placement Fail
Peep Show Win
Peep Show?
Thanks, now I have images of beautiful young women wearing nothing but Peeps. And that’s not a pleasant image for a Peeps-hater like me.
You forgot toasting them over a bonfire. All caramelized and delicious . . .
PEEEEEEPS!!! *BOUMMM!!!*
Peep War! Take 2 oposing (different color) peeps stand them up in the middle of the microwave and see which one consumes the other. That is your winner.
It’s 100x more fun to stick them in a bell jar. (not that anyone has those readily available outside of a science lab)
should read “give them away as a DELICIOUS easter present.
This graph’s true. No one eats peeps. They suck. They’re like eating marshmellows dipped in sand.
You forgot stick them to random people while they’re sleeping. Good times
In one word: Ridiculous
Put them on car antennae!
Put them between two gram crackers and a slab of chocolate, then microwave, then eat!
I, too, am intrigued by this “peepstini”…
I live in Brampton, Canada and I want to know where I can get these candies. Do they explode in the microwave?
peeps are so delicious!!!!!! i’m definitely in the “eat them” category ;3
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