Comments on: Subjects Of Slayer Songs http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/30/song-chart-memes-slayer-songs/ Explaining music, songs and pop culture in charts and graphs. AKA music/song chart memes and funny graphs. Sun, 12 Feb 2012 15:48:01 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: me http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/30/song-chart-memes-slayer-songs/comment-page-1/#comment-134446 Tue, 07 Sep 2010 20:21:43 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15716#comment-134446 impressive.

]]> By: Not. A. Kitten. http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/30/song-chart-memes-slayer-songs/comment-page-1/#comment-78227 Wed, 30 Sep 2009 21:05:14 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15716#comment-78227 *headesk*

]]> By: Not. A. Kitten. http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/30/song-chart-memes-slayer-songs/comment-page-1/#comment-78226 Wed, 30 Sep 2009 21:03:19 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15716#comment-78226 That’s not a kitten, that’s a vampire bat. You fail.

]]> By: Dave Lombardo http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/30/song-chart-memes-slayer-songs/comment-page-1/#comment-61392 Mon, 13 Jul 2009 03:51:13 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15716#comment-61392 Dead Kitteh Mask! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

]]> By: That's Not My Name http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/30/song-chart-memes-slayer-songs/comment-page-1/#comment-54746 Mon, 15 Jun 2009 21:48:38 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15716#comment-54746 -groans-

]]> By: Stoleti http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/30/song-chart-memes-slayer-songs/comment-page-1/#comment-46599 Tue, 05 May 2009 12:45:47 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15716#comment-46599 Agree.

]]> By: dragonkitteh_leelee http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/30/song-chart-memes-slayer-songs/comment-page-1/#comment-41467 Sun, 05 Apr 2009 17:29:31 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15716#comment-41467 wow.

]]> By: winternets http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/30/song-chart-memes-slayer-songs/comment-page-1/#comment-40725 Thu, 02 Apr 2009 19:35:44 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15716#comment-40725 Completely true! That wasn’t an April Fools’ joke! It’s a vampire kitten, but it’s still a kitten!
…Really.

]]> By: arg http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/30/song-chart-memes-slayer-songs/comment-page-1/#comment-40512 Wed, 01 Apr 2009 22:54:24 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15716#comment-40512 Need kittens?
Try Slayer – Bloodline video! Around 1:10, seriously!

Such awful injustice this graph does.

]]> By: altharius http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/30/song-chart-memes-slayer-songs/comment-page-1/#comment-40379 Wed, 01 Apr 2009 11:27:11 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15716#comment-40379 Fail !

It’s not in %, it’s times used !

]]> By: Someone Nerdy http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/30/song-chart-memes-slayer-songs/comment-page-1/#comment-40367 Wed, 01 Apr 2009 06:15:24 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15716#comment-40367 Does anyone notice the totals sums up to about 135% ?

]]> By: D.R. http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/30/song-chart-memes-slayer-songs/comment-page-1/#comment-40351 Wed, 01 Apr 2009 03:22:17 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15716#comment-40351 Maybe it’ll be on their next album, “Reign in Catnip.”

]]> By: RJ http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/30/song-chart-memes-slayer-songs/comment-page-1/#comment-40349 Wed, 01 Apr 2009 03:14:32 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15716#comment-40349 Existing on damnation’s edge
The kitteh had never known
To witness such a violent show
Of power overthrown

Kittens fighting aimlessly
Still dying by the sword
Our legions killing all in sight
To get the one called Cat Lord

The Gates of Kitteh Hell lie waiting as you see
There’s no price to pay just follow me
I can take your lost soul from the grave
Kitty Jesus knows your soul can not be saved

Crucify the so called Cat Lord
He soon shall fall to me
Your souls are damned your Cat God has fell
To slave for me eternally
Kitteh Hell awaits…

The Cat Reaper guard’s the darkened Gates
That Cat Satan calls his home
Kitten Demons feed the furnace where
The Dead are free to roam

Lonely kittehs of the night
There’s seven ways to go
Each leading to the burning hole
The Cat Lucifer controls

Cat Priests of Hades seek the sacred star
Kitteh Satan sees the answer lies not far
Kitten Zombies screaming souls cry out to you
Lolcat Satanic laws prevail your life is through

Pray to the moon… when it is round
Death with you shall then abound
What you seek… for can’t be found
In sea or sky or underground

Now I have you deep inside my everlasting grasp
The seven bloody Gates of Cat Hell
Is where you’ll live your last

Warriors from Hell’s Domain
Will bring you to your cat Death
The flames of Hades burning strong
Your soul shall never rest

The Gates of Cat Hell lie waiting as you see
There’s no price to pay just follow me
I can take your lost soul from the grave
Kitty Jesus knows your soul can not be saved

Sacrifice the lives of all I know they
Soon shall die
Their souls are damned to rot in Cat Hell
and keep the fire growing deep inside
Cat Hell awaits…

]]> By: Cyrus http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/30/song-chart-memes-slayer-songs/comment-page-1/#comment-40245 Tue, 31 Mar 2009 15:39:53 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15716#comment-40245 Meow Storm/Face the Kitteh

]]> By: Elsie http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/30/song-chart-memes-slayer-songs/comment-page-1/#comment-40241 Tue, 31 Mar 2009 15:23:28 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15716#comment-40241 If you watch the video for Bloodline, there is INDEED a kitty in it. XD It’s drinking blood off the floor! XD

]]> By: Dan http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/30/song-chart-memes-slayer-songs/comment-page-1/#comment-40215 Tue, 31 Mar 2009 06:55:21 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15716#comment-40215 But the subjects that involve Hell and Satan are about Religion and Jesus in the first place. Its seems strange they missed that cos slayer are known for attacking religion in every song…

]]> By: zombie http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/30/song-chart-memes-slayer-songs/comment-page-1/#comment-40214 Tue, 31 Mar 2009 06:51:02 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15716#comment-40214 Uhm guys… seriously… where’s the fun part in that graph? I don’t see any. :(

]]> By: badcat http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/30/song-chart-memes-slayer-songs/comment-page-1/#comment-40204 Tue, 31 Mar 2009 06:05:52 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15716#comment-40204 Would that be heavy metlol?

]]> By: badcat http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/30/song-chart-memes-slayer-songs/comment-page-1/#comment-40203 Tue, 31 Mar 2009 06:05:34 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15716#comment-40203 NEDM.

]]> By: Paz http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/30/song-chart-memes-slayer-songs/comment-page-1/#comment-40199 Tue, 31 Mar 2009 05:20:26 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15716#comment-40199 FINALLY a metal graph, even though slayer are boring half the time.

]]> By: ClickClick http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/30/song-chart-memes-slayer-songs/comment-page-1/#comment-40194 Tue, 31 Mar 2009 04:48:23 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15716#comment-40194 WIN!

]]> By: Amelia http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/30/song-chart-memes-slayer-songs/comment-page-1/#comment-40186 Tue, 31 Mar 2009 04:00:02 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15716#comment-40186 Waaaar kittens??

]]> By: Rachel of Cyberia http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/30/song-chart-memes-slayer-songs/comment-page-1/#comment-40178 Tue, 31 Mar 2009 02:22:25 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15716#comment-40178 \m/ \m/

]]> By: JimmyBruiser http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/30/song-chart-memes-slayer-songs/comment-page-1/#comment-40167 Tue, 31 Mar 2009 01:16:21 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15716#comment-40167 Black Cat Magic:
…(awesome) intro

Cursed
Cat magic night
We’ve been struck down
Down in this basement….
LOLs surround me day and night
Confuzzled by the cat of evil light
The cat of evil liiiiight!!

Cat
Under his spell
Blinding my eyes
Twisting my mind
Fight to resist the LOLs inside
Captive of a force of basement cat’s might
A force of basement cat’s miiiiiiiiight!!!!

.and on and on but who cares.

]]> By: Perry Neum http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/30/song-chart-memes-slayer-songs/comment-page-1/#comment-40166 Tue, 31 Mar 2009 01:13:43 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15716#comment-40166 What about Death?

]]> By: Demon http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/30/song-chart-memes-slayer-songs/comment-page-1/#comment-40161 Tue, 31 Mar 2009 00:58:09 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15716#comment-40161 Raining Kittehs!
from the Cat infested sky
meow-ing its horror
Cats are my structure
NOW I SHALL REIGN IN CATS!!!

*ts ts tststststs*

]]> By: Chuckles http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/30/song-chart-memes-slayer-songs/comment-page-1/#comment-40154 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 23:38:50 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15716#comment-40154 I think we have found a very reasonable compromise. Someone draft up a letter. I’m sure they’ll jump at the opportunity to sing about basement cat.

]]> By: Obligated http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/30/song-chart-memes-slayer-songs/comment-page-1/#comment-40152 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 23:32:00 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15716#comment-40152 Basement kittens?

]]> By: Syllable Nazi http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/30/song-chart-memes-slayer-songs/comment-page-1/#comment-40151 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 23:26:48 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15716#comment-40151 I’ve got to give that a fail due to the fact that you wouldn’t use redn-ecks but rather red-necks. It makes you like like…well…a redneck.

]]> By: kat http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/30/song-chart-memes-slayer-songs/comment-page-1/#comment-40150 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 22:54:01 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15716#comment-40150 makes sense to me.

]]> By: AGAGA http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/30/song-chart-memes-slayer-songs/comment-page-1/#comment-40148 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:51:04 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15716#comment-40148 You forgot

Raining Kittens

]]> By: Pro http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/30/song-chart-memes-slayer-songs/comment-page-1/#comment-40145 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:45:28 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15716#comment-40145 Cats are the mammals of the devil. so why no kitties? ^^

]]> By: Dfrtbx http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/30/song-chart-memes-slayer-songs/comment-page-1/#comment-40122 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 20:24:02 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15716#comment-40122 true that

]]> By: Meh http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/30/song-chart-memes-slayer-songs/comment-page-1/#comment-40120 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 20:09:48 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15716#comment-40120 Or a song about basement cat.

]]> By: LyssaLovett http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/30/song-chart-memes-slayer-songs/comment-page-1/#comment-40118 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 20:05:04 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15716#comment-40118 I vote they write a badass kitten song.

]]> By: Faetal http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/30/song-chart-memes-slayer-songs/comment-page-1/#comment-40107 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 19:02:40 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15716#comment-40107 Doom Kitten

]]> By: Johan http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/30/song-chart-memes-slayer-songs/comment-page-1/#comment-40105 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 18:59:02 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15716#comment-40105 Kitten is hate
Kitten is fear
Kitten is war

!!!

]]> By: altharius http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/30/song-chart-memes-slayer-songs/comment-page-1/#comment-40102 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 18:52:33 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15716#comment-40102 KITTEN OF DEATH !!!

]]> By: Anonymous http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/30/song-chart-memes-slayer-songs/comment-page-1/#comment-40100 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 18:45:46 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15716#comment-40100 Very true about the nazis.

]]> By: Mic http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/30/song-chart-memes-slayer-songs/comment-page-1/#comment-40097 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 18:17:19 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15716#comment-40097 Hmmm…
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Kittehs in the Abyss?
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Kittehs of Society?
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Kitteh Ensemble?
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I’d listen if they would give it a chance. Maybe a drastic re-tooling of the band is in order to reach out to a new demographic?

]]> By: Firefox737 http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/30/song-chart-memes-slayer-songs/comment-page-1/#comment-40096 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 17:49:26 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15716#comment-40096 Ah, but Satan is religion, and would easily inclued Jesus/God with hate against them. You failed with that comment.

]]> By: Dan http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/30/song-chart-memes-slayer-songs/comment-page-1/#comment-40090 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 16:55:42 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15716#comment-40090 You missed out Jesus/God/Religion? thats at least 90%…

Failed a bit there

]]> By: nfitzgerald http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/30/song-chart-memes-slayer-songs/comment-page-1/#comment-40081 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 16:21:30 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15716#comment-40081 I think all the talk of hell and satan is just a metaphor for kittens.

]]> By: Nash http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/30/song-chart-memes-slayer-songs/comment-page-1/#comment-40080 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 16:20:18 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15716#comment-40080 What kind of heartless people don’t make songs about cute kittuns in bags!?

]]> By: Anon http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/30/song-chart-memes-slayer-songs/comment-page-1/#comment-40079 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 16:03:03 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=15716#comment-40079 No kittens? Aww

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