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No kittens? Aww
Need kittens?
Try Slayer – Bloodline video! Around 1:10, seriously!
Such awful injustice this graph does.
Completely true! That wasn’t an April Fools’ joke! It’s a vampire kitten, but it’s still a kitten!
…Really.
That’s not a kitten, that’s a vampire bat. You fail.
What kind of heartless people don’t make songs about cute kittuns in bags!?
I think all the talk of hell and satan is just a metaphor for kittens.
makes sense to me.
Basement kittens?
You missed out Jesus/God/Religion? thats at least 90%…
Failed a bit there
Ah, but Satan is religion, and would easily inclued Jesus/God with hate against them. You failed with that comment.
But the subjects that involve Hell and Satan are about Religion and Jesus in the first place. Its seems strange they missed that cos slayer are known for attacking religion in every song…
Hmmm…
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Kittehs in the Abyss?
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Kittehs of Society?
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Kitteh Ensemble?
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I’d listen if they would give it a chance. Maybe a drastic re-tooling of the band is in order to reach out to a new demographic?
KITTEN OF DEATH !!!
Doom Kitten
You forgot
Raining Kittens
Waaaar kittens??
Dead Kitteh Mask! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
NEDM.
Meow Storm/Face the Kitteh
Very true about the nazis.
Kitten is hate
Kitten is fear
Kitten is war
!!!
I vote they write a badass kitten song.
Or a song about basement cat.
I think we have found a very reasonable compromise. Someone draft up a letter. I’m sure they’ll jump at the opportunity to sing about basement cat.
WIN!
Would that be heavy metlol?
-groans-
*headesk*
true that
Cats are the mammals of the devil. so why no kitties? ^^
I’ve got to give that a fail due to the fact that you wouldn’t use redn-ecks but rather red-necks. It makes you like like…well…a redneck.
Raining Kittehs!
from the Cat infested sky
meow-ing its horror
Cats are my structure
NOW I SHALL REIGN IN CATS!!!
*ts ts tststststs*
Black Cat Magic:
…(awesome) intro
Cursed
Cat magic night
We’ve been struck down
Down in this basement….
LOLs surround me day and night
Confuzzled by the cat of evil light
The cat of evil liiiiight!!
Cat
Under his spell
Blinding my eyes
Twisting my mind
Fight to resist the LOLs inside
Captive of a force of basement cat’s might
A force of basement cat’s miiiiiiiiight!!!!
.and on and on but who cares.
\m/ \m/
Agree.
What about Death?
FINALLY a metal graph, even though slayer are boring half the time.
Uhm guys… seriously… where’s the fun part in that graph? I don’t see any.
If you watch the video for Bloodline, there is INDEED a kitty in it. XD It’s drinking blood off the floor! XD
Existing on damnation’s edge
The kitteh had never known
To witness such a violent show
Of power overthrown
Kittens fighting aimlessly
Still dying by the sword
Our legions killing all in sight
To get the one called Cat Lord
The Gates of Kitteh Hell lie waiting as you see
There’s no price to pay just follow me
I can take your lost soul from the grave
Kitty Jesus knows your soul can not be saved
Crucify the so called Cat Lord
He soon shall fall to me
Your souls are damned your Cat God has fell
To slave for me eternally
Kitteh Hell awaits…
The Cat Reaper guard’s the darkened Gates
That Cat Satan calls his home
Kitten Demons feed the furnace where
The Dead are free to roam
Lonely kittehs of the night
There’s seven ways to go
Each leading to the burning hole
The Cat Lucifer controls
Cat Priests of Hades seek the sacred star
Kitteh Satan sees the answer lies not far
Kitten Zombies screaming souls cry out to you
Lolcat Satanic laws prevail your life is through
Pray to the moon… when it is round
Death with you shall then abound
What you seek… for can’t be found
In sea or sky or underground
Now I have you deep inside my everlasting grasp
The seven bloody Gates of Cat Hell
Is where you’ll live your last
Warriors from Hell’s Domain
Will bring you to your cat Death
The flames of Hades burning strong
Your soul shall never rest
The Gates of Cat Hell lie waiting as you see
There’s no price to pay just follow me
I can take your lost soul from the grave
Kitty Jesus knows your soul can not be saved
Sacrifice the lives of all I know they
Soon shall die
Their souls are damned to rot in Cat Hell
and keep the fire growing deep inside
Cat Hell awaits…
wow.
impressive.
Maybe it’ll be on their next album, “Reign in Catnip.”
Does anyone notice the totals sums up to about 135% ?
Fail !
It’s not in %, it’s times used !