Comments on: Things Read While On The Toilet http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/ Explaining music, songs and pop culture in charts and graphs. AKA music/song chart memes and funny graphs. Sun, 12 Feb 2012 15:48:01 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: traxhore http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-128770 Fri, 13 Aug 2010 19:43:40 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-128770 Reading food magazines on the toilet. Classy.

]]> By: traxhore http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-128768 Fri, 13 Aug 2010 19:40:22 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-128768 Mose! <3

]]> By: traxhore http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-128767 Fri, 13 Aug 2010 19:38:42 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-128767 Please go to urbandictionary.com and define “Gornarfhoffle” for the rest of us.

]]> By: traxhore http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-128764 Fri, 13 Aug 2010 19:34:34 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-128764 LOL!

What does it say?

]]> By: mehazcheeze http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-112097 Fri, 28 May 2010 15:15:50 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-112097 awesome…WAIT!!! you forgot people who read the instructions FOR their toilet!!! (What? I get bored-_-)

]]> By: ~Jσнηηριкα¢нυ~ http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-101583 Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:44:10 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-101583 Gornarfhoffle, lost to a technicality!

]]> By: hannahanna http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-93470 Thu, 07 Jan 2010 01:06:53 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-93470 that is SO true xD

]]> By: Squee-chan http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-66880 Tue, 04 Aug 2009 21:12:39 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-66880 With “Horrible Histories?” They even have a disclaimer in the omnibus about reading whilst on the toilet :D

]]> By: ★**Heyitsme**★ http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-60279 Tue, 07 Jul 2009 18:52:44 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-60279 Lol, so true. I pick up anything thats lying on the windowsill or bathtub and read it, whether it’s the ingredients on the toothpaste tube or the description on the so called ‘luxurious’ shower gel.

]]> By: David http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-55050 Wed, 17 Jun 2009 00:03:21 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-55050 This was definitely done by a non-American. American bottles only have one language, and nobody can read it!

]]> By: frfrfrfffffff http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-52406 Wed, 03 Jun 2009 18:59:58 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-52406 In Europe, many toilets have their own room. There’s the BATH room and the TOILET room.

]]> By: tyler http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-45248 Mon, 27 Apr 2009 07:01:26 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-45248 i read the shampoo, the air spray, etc :P
well, my father’s airspray anyway.
he has some issues -.-

]]> By: sokib00m http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-43961 Sun, 19 Apr 2009 21:32:19 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-43961 hahaha nice one!^^

]]> By: abcdefg http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-43909 Sun, 19 Apr 2009 18:52:46 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-43909 haha (second)

]]> By: Strawz http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-43823 Sun, 19 Apr 2009 10:33:21 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-43823 Glad to know I’m not the only one.

]]> By: Jen http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-43696 Sat, 18 Apr 2009 00:08:05 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-43696 …can you do the chemical structures? That’s a ketone…

Bathroom is a good place to practice organic chemistry!

]]> By: eddy http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-41421 Sun, 05 Apr 2009 09:03:43 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-41421 hahah thats awesome, i more or less pick up everything and read it.. and if its got another language i try to learn it via the use of their english versions
good graph

]]> By: kate http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-41106 Fri, 03 Apr 2009 22:08:40 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-41106 omg lol, I do the same, I also try to go through and pronounce all the ingredients to pass the time away.

]]> By: Zero http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-40801 Fri, 03 Apr 2009 02:07:10 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-40801 I thought it was just me!

]]> By: Train http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-40662 Thu, 02 Apr 2009 16:31:33 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-40662 well.. i mean.. TECHNICALLY…

]]> By: WMDKitty http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-40590 Thu, 02 Apr 2009 05:27:37 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-40590 Same here!

]]> By: WMDKitty http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-40589 Thu, 02 Apr 2009 05:27:08 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-40589 I ended up installing a bookshelf.

]]> By: Darsi http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-40470 Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:42:29 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-40470 I’m glad to know that I’m not the only odd ball out there… well, when it comes to this, at least! lol… The bottom of the facial tissue box is pretty good too.

]]> By: keLskankk http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-40307 Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:02:49 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-40307 i love how this is true.

]]> By: Mittens http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-40174 Tue, 31 Mar 2009 02:13:55 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-40174 Only time I can read Calvin and Hobbes is on the crapper! I thought I was the only one… as with Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader! And of course, studying the hole in the wall, laptop, shampoo, tissue box, texting… I’m also a big fan of getting homework done in there! No distractions :)

]]> By: ifailuwin http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-40040 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 03:42:15 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-40040 LOL, i saw this graph when i got back from reading shampoo bottles on the toilet.
i fail D:

]]> By: Ed http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-39948 Sun, 29 Mar 2009 14:56:24 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-39948 i read the grafitti on the wall

]]> By: Spectre514 http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-39923 Sun, 29 Mar 2009 08:19:47 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-39923 I read my toilet paper, so you be wrong

]]> By: Batgirl http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-39821 Sat, 28 Mar 2009 16:33:02 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-39821 I bought the wrong shampoo/conditioner combo one time, and my questions and answers on the bottles didn’t match up. SO frustrating.

]]> By: Jefoid http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-39797 Sat, 28 Mar 2009 13:52:32 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-39797 Methylchloroisothiazolinone. Yes, I memorized it and I’m pretty sure I spelled it correctly.

]]> By: AngelMax http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-39754 Sat, 28 Mar 2009 05:11:53 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-39754 Exactly what I was thinking! My dad collects those things!

]]> By: OoOoOoO http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-39742 Sat, 28 Mar 2009 02:49:51 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-39742 Wow So TRUE!!!

]]> By: Acemonvw http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-39736 Sat, 28 Mar 2009 01:09:34 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-39736 Anyone ever read Calvin and Hobbes on the crapper? That’s my ‘novel’ of choice.

]]> By: LyssaLovett http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-39721 Fri, 27 Mar 2009 23:02:03 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-39721 Yes but, the Herbal Essances have TRIVIA on the back :D

]]> By: spoon http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-39680 Fri, 27 Mar 2009 19:16:44 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-39680 the office WIN

]]> By: slythwolf http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-39661 Fri, 27 Mar 2009 17:42:55 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-39661 You read those people while you’re on the toilet?

]]> By: Ted Stoffers http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-39656 Fri, 27 Mar 2009 17:27:33 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-39656 After Apple introduced the Airport I heard several people remarked that finally they can read email in the bathroom. I had the same thought!

I’ve read what goes in Hairspray too… no wonder it’s flammable!

]]> By: L http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-39608 Fri, 27 Mar 2009 09:07:55 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-39608 I inspect the hole in the wall straight ahead, read washing machine instructions under the lid, washing detergent bottles and boxes, practically anything.

I thought it was only me.

]]> By: Blahblahblah http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-39544 Fri, 27 Mar 2009 01:25:43 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-39544 OMG I’m not the only one!!!

]]> By: Fumbe http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-39537 Fri, 27 Mar 2009 00:55:29 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-39537 Well, it’s usually a novel but when I’m feeling sick and there’s not a book to be found I can say I’ve read a fair amount of hairspray/shampoo/conditioner bottles and the like.

]]> By: Yosh http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-39535 Fri, 27 Mar 2009 00:41:19 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-39535 Anyone remember the name of the movie where the one guy really had to use the bathroom but he couldn’t go because he didn’t have anything to read. He needed something new to read because he had already read the shampoo label several times.

]]> By: squeebles http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-39526 Thu, 26 Mar 2009 23:39:45 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-39526 I’ve tried bringing books to the toilet with me, but everytime I do I don’t “go” for very long.

On the other hand, when I have to spend a long time on the toilet, all I have within my reach is the Q-tips box or hair dye box.

]]> By: Faetal http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-39525 Thu, 26 Mar 2009 23:32:28 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-39525 Thank you for that.
I loled.

]]> By: poop http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-39522 Thu, 26 Mar 2009 23:05:25 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-39522 Yea.. uhh NO

]]> By: Ev http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-39520 Thu, 26 Mar 2009 22:35:22 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-39520 Hard to believe I’ve made it into my thirties using only the “toilet lid down” part of that Bathroom Apocalypse Aversion list. :D

]]> By: bunnyrut http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-39486 Thu, 26 Mar 2009 18:17:14 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-39486 no, i’ve read the shampoo bottle AND the conditioner bottle ;)

]]> By: Faetal http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-39484 Thu, 26 Mar 2009 18:05:23 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-39484 cooking magazines, Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, a beginners guide to fung shui…
We call it the Library…

]]> By: Faetal http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-39483 Thu, 26 Mar 2009 18:03:36 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-39483 three ways to avoid this (coming from the OCD lady…)
1. Keep one of those bleach tablet thingies in the tank, when you flush the bowl is filled with bleach-tainted water (best to not let Rover drink from the loo)
2. Put the lid down before you flush, this is a manditory rule in my house, violators will be beaten with dowels… (also keeps Rover from drinking the bleachy water)
3. Don’t store your toothbrush in the open. keep it in the medicine cabinet or in a drawer (they sell little protective caps for them)
There’s more then little fecal particles floating around the bathroom. Everytime you shower a soapy, body oil laced mist fills the room (soap scum) and when you style your hair with hairspray, or use perfume/cologne or even aerosol deodorants the chemicals float around for a bit.
And now that you’re all thinking about the weird stuff settling on your toothbrush I’m off to sanitize my hands… again

]]> By: Faetal http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-39480 Thu, 26 Mar 2009 17:54:22 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-39480 I know huh, otherwise you’re not doing Sh**

]]> By: C'est Moi http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/03/25/song-chart-memes-read-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-39470 Thu, 26 Mar 2009 16:57:31 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=16239#comment-39470 Countries such as France tend to put the toilet in its own room.

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