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you forgot the people that dont read when on the toilet…
I read my toilet paper, so you be wrong
LOL!
What does it say?
JemPoof, you might be alone on this one.
no, i’ve read the shampoo bottle AND the conditioner bottle
I ended up installing a bookshelf.
With “Horrible Histories?” They even have a disclaimer in the omnibus about reading whilst on the toilet
i read the grafitti on the wall
i read the shampoo, the air spray, etc
well, my father’s airspray anyway.
he has some issues -.-
But what about Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers?
Way more interesting then the shampoo bottle
That goes under “Nice Novel”, though the “Novel” part is questionable…
THAN the shampoo bottle.
than/then either way I blame the schools
Oh look a cookie
ha
Exactly what I was thinking! My dad collects those things!
Very, very true.
nop I´m tacking a crap righte atm so we nead a 4chan pice to
Methylchloroisothiazolinone. Yes, I memorized it and I’m pretty sure I spelled it correctly.
…can you do the chemical structures? That’s a ketone…
Bathroom is a good place to practice organic chemistry!
The shampoo bottle, and the toothpaste, and the hand soap, and the toothpaste again…
And anything else within reach!
Calculus-fighting toothpaste?
LOL
I’ve read every bottle in my bathroom numerous times……
I’m so glad there are others!
Me too. I thought I was the only one.
Same here!
That’s how I learned French. And the instruction labels on the towels and other laundry taught Spanish to me.
You forgot the people that don’t know how to read.
You read those people while you’re on the toilet?
hahaha nice one!^^
Epic….This is what I have done for as long as I can remember.
I laughed pretty hard when I saw this graph. It’s completely true for me.
me too! I couldn’t stop laughing! lol
I just feel better knowing I’m not the only one who reads the backs of bottles!
me too! I read toothpaste and mousse.
This is what I do, too! I just have to read something because it’s a waste of time to just sit there!
I know huh, otherwise you’re not doing Sh**
well.. i mean.. TECHNICALLY…
Gornarfhoffle, lost to a technicality!
Please go to urbandictionary.com and define “Gornarfhoffle” for the rest of us.
Half the time I take my laptop into the bathroom with me at home.
Who doesn’t do that?
I do that.
I don’t take Scot’s laptop into the bathroom with me.
I would but 1) it gets really hot under the wireless card and 2) the battery dies within 2 minutes.
After Apple introduced the Airport I heard several people remarked that finally they can read email in the bathroom. I had the same thought!
I’ve read what goes in Hairspray too… no wonder it’s flammable!
You also forget the people who have their life stored in an iPod Touch. I’ve sat in a public restroom for hours trying to stay away from the crazies outside.
Thank god I had my iPod with me.
Sooooo true.
And Scot Z, remind me never to borrow your laptop <.<
Toilet in the bathroom, omg most unsanitary thing ever… Unless you love those particules of fecal matter on your toothbrush
Um…Where *else* do you put the toilet?
in the toilet room duh
Actually, I agree.
where is the sink? Sink room? What about the bathtub? Oh wait…
probably outside, aka outhouse.
whenever i think of an outhouse, my mind brings up the image of dwight’s cousin mose. *shudders*
LOL
the office WIN
Mose! <3
Countries such as France tend to put the toilet in its own room.
In Europe, many toilets have their own room. There’s the BATH room and the TOILET room.
three ways to avoid this (coming from the OCD lady…)
1. Keep one of those bleach tablet thingies in the tank, when you flush the bowl is filled with bleach-tainted water (best to not let Rover drink from the loo)
2. Put the lid down before you flush, this is a manditory rule in my house, violators will be beaten with dowels… (also keeps Rover from drinking the bleachy water)
3. Don’t store your toothbrush in the open. keep it in the medicine cabinet or in a drawer (they sell little protective caps for them)
There’s more then little fecal particles floating around the bathroom. Everytime you shower a soapy, body oil laced mist fills the room (soap scum) and when you style your hair with hairspray, or use perfume/cologne or even aerosol deodorants the chemicals float around for a bit.
And now that you’re all thinking about the weird stuff settling on your toothbrush I’m off to sanitize my hands… again
Hard to believe I’ve made it into my thirties using only the “toilet lid down” part of that Bathroom Apocalypse Aversion list.
Thank you for that.
I loled.
I don’t read as much as just watch the top of your sister’s head oscillate
Hahaha, So true!
I’m not alone!
I have done everything listed on that graph and also pretty much everything listed in the comments so far, ipod, laptop, every toiletry in arms reach, apart from the thing about the sister. I don’t want to get a beejer on the toilet thanks.
But, getting a blumpkin is so much fun! Or so I hear. The thought disgusts me. I don’t like people in there with me.
I thought, I was the only one…phew…thanks a lot
This is why I only buy laptop computers.
I have a handheld Yatzhee game on the back of my toilet… One morning, after a long night of drinking, I managed to achieve my high score of 534 points.
HA! I have Lights Out! I can never beat that thing. Even after SuperTaco night…
Damn stupid Lights Out, I can NEVER finish that thing!
Thatss soooo true hahhaaa
who doesn’t like to look at some failblog while taking a crap
The state of a households literacy can me measured by the reading material in their bathroom.
Then I’m in trouble…
cooking magazines, Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, a beginners guide to fung shui…
We call it the Library…
Reading food magazines on the toilet. Classy.
zomg lol
I’ll not say anything else.
I take my DS with me to the bathroom. Problem solved.
Same here.
I was waiting for someone to mention portable games. If I’m not reading, I’m playing (pokemons lately). The part I hate is when you get that red ring on your butt and your legs go numb from sitting there too long. (Rumor has it that it’s a great way to get hemorrhoids, too.)
I am living proof the the above rumor is true… … man, I need a life…
You totally forgot the Mills and Boone
back of shampoo or the tooth paste whichever is closer haha
Who are all these people who keep reading the shampoo bottle? Magazines, newspapers, novels, other books (e.g., a book on chess), Sudoku/Kenken puzzle, laptop (“squat and surf”), and text messaging (“text and toot”) are all more likely options than reading a bottle.
Yea.. uhh NO
I’ve tried bringing books to the toilet with me, but everytime I do I don’t “go” for very long.
On the other hand, when I have to spend a long time on the toilet, all I have within my reach is the Q-tips box or hair dye box.
Anyone remember the name of the movie where the one guy really had to use the bathroom but he couldn’t go because he didn’t have anything to read. He needed something new to read because he had already read the shampoo label several times.
Well, it’s usually a novel but when I’m feeling sick and there’s not a book to be found I can say I’ve read a fair amount of hairspray/shampoo/conditioner bottles and the like.
OMG I’m not the only one!!!
I inspect the hole in the wall straight ahead, read washing machine instructions under the lid, washing detergent bottles and boxes, practically anything.
I thought it was only me.
Yes but, the Herbal Essances have TRIVIA on the back
I bought the wrong shampoo/conditioner combo one time, and my questions and answers on the bottles didn’t match up. SO frustrating.
Anyone ever read Calvin and Hobbes on the crapper? That’s my ‘novel’ of choice.
Only time I can read Calvin and Hobbes is on the crapper! I thought I was the only one… as with Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader! And of course, studying the hole in the wall, laptop, shampoo, tissue box, texting… I’m also a big fan of getting homework done in there! No distractions
Wow So TRUE!!!
LOL, i saw this graph when i got back from reading shampoo bottles on the toilet.
i fail D:
i love how this is true.
I’m glad to know that I’m not the only odd ball out there… well, when it comes to this, at least! lol… The bottom of the facial tissue box is pretty good too.
I thought it was just me!
omg lol, I do the same, I also try to go through and pronounce all the ingredients to pass the time away.
hahah thats awesome, i more or less pick up everything and read it.. and if its got another language i try to learn it via the use of their english versions
good graph
Glad to know I’m not the only one.
This was definitely done by a non-American. American bottles only have one language, and nobody can read it!
Lol, so true. I pick up anything thats lying on the windowsill or bathtub and read it, whether it’s the ingredients on the toothpaste tube or the description on the so called ‘luxurious’ shower gel.
that is SO true xD
awesome…WAIT!!! you forgot people who read the instructions FOR their toilet!!! (What? I get bored-_-)