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First!!!!
Disregard Small Issues
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The most important skill in staying calm is not to lose sleep over small issues. The second most important skill is to be able to view all issues as small issues.
Don’t sweat the petty things.
And don’t pet the sweaty things.
omfg ppl who say “first” are complete idiotz
(o btw i am not an idiot, i can use proper spelling and grammar, i just choose not to)
I once left a job, and by old boss contacted me about a month later to blame me for a problem in their system. True story, if uninteresting.
totally believe it. Some companies are crap.
That is the purpose that past employees serve. Last job I left I invited them to start blaming things on me the minute I left. It can’t hurt me anymore.
So true. The guys in my work blame our ex-boss for everything, they can find. =/
hey brittany… stop blaming me for your inability to do the job!! U LOSER!!
I had a former boss call me up to ask me about a table vice that was missing at work. I told him I had no idea since I had not been there in months…
6 years later I found out that it was indeed my fault. I found the table vice while spring cleaning last month! Free Vice!
Vice win!
Boss investigation win!
hahahaha awesome
Don’t you just love it when you get a free vice? It always makes my day.
i lol’d at the % shown, 20%, 50% and 100% l0l0l0l