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first! wait…..no! d’oh.
WD40 kills wasps
And ants.
And small children.
and kittens
poor kitteh
And kittens.
wtf name???
question!!!! do your a total dork right?
I salute you for being a Grammar Nazi, yet spit on you for being a First Troll. Hmmm…
I agree.
1) When I was young my great-grandma would give me $5 every time I would use good grammar (I only got $15 though) and it stuck.
2)I don’t see what the problem is with saying FIRST. Just let them be! It just causes conflict between people when you be a troll about it.
“There are only two things that you can do in life…
you make money or you can make excuses…
but you cannot do both.”
Pfft YOU can’t do both, but I can.
sssssssssuuuuuuuuuupppppppppeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrggggggglllllluuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeee
excuse me, what?
“Superglue” extremely stretched out.
Yes, I do speak troll.
and n00b (otherwise known as chatspeak or noobspeak)
LOL WD40
Do not forget the bailing/chickin wire…
No.
The only two things you need are duct tape and WD-40.
Think about it:
If it moves, and it shouldn’t – duct tape.
If it doesn’t move and it should – WD-40
Exactly what I was going to post.
You have forgot the expanding foam filler, far more versatile than gaffer tape.
do not forget a brick
for anything WD40 or duct tape cannot solve
so you can throw it at someone.
So you can throw it at someone.
Do not forget a brick for anything WD40 or duct tape cannot solve.
Do not forget the bailing/CHICKEN wire…
third
Srsly? WD-40 solves everything? What need is there for duct tape then? Fail.
Also, first.
doh! close, though.
Terrible graph, no one can understand it, it doesn’t follow any conventions and is flat out wrong.
I’d like to get this guy working in my Cabinet.
are you really trying to make this political? A completely politics free graph and you did this?
uber nube!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!
If it doesn’t move and it should, use the WD-40.
If it moves and it shouldn’t, use the tape.
If you can’t tell how fast it’s moving but you know exactly where it is, call Heisenberg.
Heisenberg win!
Heisenberg is driving down the road when a cop pulls him over.
“Do you know how fast you were going?” the cop asks.
“No, sir,” Heisenberg replies, “but I know exactly where I am.
“You were going 20 miles over the speed limit,” the cops says.
Heisenberg throws up his hands and says, “Great, now I’m lost.”
Oh.. oh damn.
Why didn’t I think of that lat bit?!
/hat
/coat
Last, even.
Yet you can’t fix the crappiness of the graph with either one of them
Sure you can.
Just cover your screen with duck/duct tape.
I’m fairly certain that you could also destroy your screen with WD40, if you were so inclined.
You forgot the “Can it be solved by a redneck? ->Yes->” that led to this chart.
No. There are only three things you need in life.
Respect for all life, a good bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer.
This was posted a month ago.
Graph Fail! The doesn’t account for the albeit slim possibility of not being solved with WD40.
Indeed. I get the graph intent, but honestly, I’ve heard WD40 isn’t always your best option… just saying…. why did my dad have that big box of nuts and bolt and screws years ago then… huh? huh?
those were the left over screws after duct tape fixed stuff
Win! lol
Your dad had a box of nuuts and bolts because this a joke.
Mic, if it can’t be fixed with WD40, then the duct tape would have fixed it!
.
I’d say the shortcoming with the graph is that
” -> Can it be solved with WD40 -> Yes ->”
should be replaced with:
” – it can be solved with WD 40 ->”
Because seriously, one or the other will fix it…
how do these crappy graphs make it to the front page
Neither WD-40 nor duct tape helped when my reproductive bits met with the table saw.
Yes they would:
you use the duct tape to stop the bleeding
then you use the WD40 to get it moving again
Problem solved!
This graph is true unless Chuck Norris destroyed it.
Then you’re lost.
what about zip ties !
duct tape is much more usefull than zip ties
No no no I had to remove an 80 lb printer from a school because a lady sprayed WD-40 in it to stop it from squeaking
WD-40 + squeaking printer = printer that doesn’t squeak!!! It solved the problem so it works. Even though the printer broke…it still fixed the squeaking.
Is it that this person was lazy and didn’t put a “no” arrow pointing away from WD-40, or is it that WD-40 solves everything?
There could be a “no” arrow pointing away from WD-40 that reads “cancer” or “search for the unifying theory”.
You never know, the GUT could be something as simple as WD-40. In fact, if you define W to be whatever the base equation of the theory ends up being, and D as 1+(40/W) you end up with W+40-40, which is just W, which is defined to be the grand unifying theory. therefore WD-40 solves that problem. QED
Epic unifying theory win.
Wow. You are all so overqualified for Facebook comments! Thanks for sharing! No MENSA (or Mensa) meetings tonight? Thanks for the laughs!
This is from the Ducttape blues!!
jk, oxygen helps too