Comments on: Superpowers I wish I had

By: WELTwilight

WELTwilight — Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:35:51 +0000

*punches The Moon*

By: Fatsag

Fatsag — Sun, 06 Feb 2011 23:42:04 +0000

*punch*

By: Bankai

Bankai — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 15:10:38 +0000

Ha ha ha ha “ow”, OI!!!!!!!

By: The Moon

The Moon — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 18:38:18 +0000

…I’m worried of your future, people. get a life, a gf/bf, and then become decent not a hobo

By: this is my username

this is my username — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 14:38:08 +0000

i wish i had this power.

By: Uncle Ruckus

Uncle Ruckus — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 21:45:44 +0000

Invisibility = Blindness
Learn your science.

By: Uncle Ruckus

Uncle Ruckus — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 21:45:05 +0000

*Hates you people*

By: sarra

sarra — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 19:48:47 +0000

Amen Brother.

By: bubsAKAvermin

bubsAKAvermin — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 03:20:45 +0000

amen to that. XP

By: marshman998

marshman998 — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 22:01:01 +0000

Yeah, but most people don’t just walk around hitting people in real life anyway. Too scared of the consequences. I’m sure there’d be some sort of internet police to regulate this, and they’d surely have too much power for their own good, and eventually take over the world! World War II all over again!
But on a more theoretical note, I would have to agree with ya there.

By: marshman998

marshman998 — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 21:57:19 +0000

And down goes Billy Bob Thornton!

By: bob

bob — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 23:29:54 +0000

That’s why I want the power.

By: bob

bob — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 23:25:57 +0000

Aye

By: NewbieHawkGuy

NewbieHawkGuy — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 18:40:52 +0000

Wonder wheather he’s ever been RickRoll’D?

By: NewbieHawkGuy

NewbieHawkGuy — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 18:40:14 +0000

*punches everybody, ESPECIALLY RICK ASTLEY! CAUSE HE’S NEVER GONNA LET ME DOWN! HE SAID IT TO ME OVER 400 TIMES VIA YOUTUBE NOW!!!*

By: X

Mon, 30 Mar 2009 05:02:28 +0000

Invisibilty obviously (im 13), and in 8th gr.

By: Zach

Zach — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 05:17:50 +0000

I vote ice powers or control of explosives. You can find other ways to attack idiots over the internet.

By: tyler

tyler — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 22:11:58 +0000

…. i love you, no matter what the rest of them say

By: Ian

Ian — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 01:18:35 +0000

Masturbates furiously to frivolous banter.

By: notreally

notreally — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 14:19:42 +0000

The y-axis needs no title. it would confuse the viewer.

By: Pamela

Pamela — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 09:51:46 +0000

I’d take this superpower. The others would be too big. Too much responsibility for my taste. How could I possibly save the world with my ability to punch people who say things such as, “my lmp was 2 wksago i had cm that was pnk.” I mean how do you decipher that? The scary thing is, I now can.

By: n8squared

n8squared — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 04:09:02 +0000

mo mo mo

By: Paul

Paul — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 03:46:31 +0000

Want an autograph?

I’m arrogant enough to think you might (or so I’ve been told recently, for no apparent reason). There are some REALLY bizarre people on this site.

By: Jbomb

Jbomb — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 00:18:21 +0000

*Punches self*

By: morgan

morgan — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 00:03:06 +0000

*punches matt11*

By: rawr

rawr — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 21:43:39 +0000

yay, better tubes to surf through that way!

By: Daemon

Daemon — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 16:48:59 +0000

I sympathize with you, i worked tech support and so many times i was tempted to take their address go to their house and punch their face in.

By: Casa

Casa — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 14:07:30 +0000

If you could actualy hit some one like you could when they were an a$$ in a face to face conversation the internet would be a kinder gentler place.

By: daji

daji — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 04:18:55 +0000

I’d add the super side-ability of taking fom e-bay anything I like as well.

By: pfft

pfft — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 03:40:12 +0000

TELIPUNCH

By: pfft

pfft — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 03:39:07 +0000

biggest douche, eh? I’m starstruck!

By: pfft

pfft — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 03:38:02 +0000

thus creating a vicious cycle…

By: ***

*** — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 22:19:22 +0000

me me me

By: Audball

Audball — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 22:15:39 +0000

…that kinda ruins my plans.

By: Shadow4evr

Shadow4evr — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 21:47:42 +0000

Ever done any tech support jobs in a call center? That superpower would just be too tempting. Or used on those people who send out those emergency virus warnings that were proven false over a decade ago.

By: morgan

morgan — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 20:32:06 +0000

By: morgan

morgan — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 20:30:13 +0000

liar! give it back! *punches blah*

By: Paul

Paul — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 16:39:31 +0000

Oddly enough, I was recently labeled “the biggest douche on the internet” for saying how much I dislike telemarketers.

Go figure.

By: I lose

I lose — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 15:40:53 +0000

Too much sex from your mom, maybe.

By: papajon

papajon — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 14:12:23 +0000

Ok, but what constitutes “idiot”? Is there some standards? A manual perhaps? What if the person with the superpowers is actually the true “idiot” for punching someone? I’m sorry but where is the love? There’s just no love anymore…

By: tordsworld

tordsworld — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 12:26:55 +0000

Me too…

By: RankMyTyping

RankMyTyping — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 11:13:20 +0000

Come on, no one would really pick that super power over the other ones!

By: Dexaan

Dexaan — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 05:12:09 +0000

First! *ducks* *ow* hey, no fair kicking my a$$ through the internet!

By: Dexaan

Dexaan — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 05:11:05 +0000

This, except it works both ways. Deserving people become “overprivliged princess types”

By: Keating

Keating — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 05:10:03 +0000

I’d just learn to hack and ruin their computers

By: Aegis Runestone

Aegis Runestone — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 03:06:58 +0000

I’d imagine there would be a lot of punching going on if everyone had this super power. XD

By: Audball

Audball — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 01:37:08 +0000

There’s a children’s book about that…it’s called NoNo the Little Seal. In my opinion, it should be on FailBlog as bedtime story fail.

By: Cheezdude

Cheezdude — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 01:26:10 +0000

What about X-Ray vision? Think of what you could do with that…

By: joeschmoe

joeschmoe — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 00:30:14 +0000

I
Eye
Aye

By: joeschmoe

joeschmoe — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 00:29:41 +0000

umm… *punch*