Comments on: Ponytails Seen

By: Carlene

Carlene — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 00:20:40 +0000

^This. Every word! Including the 7th grade part! High five!

By: JESSE DZIEDZIC

JESSE DZIEDZIC — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 19:03:53 +0000

This might be the best writing to date!!

By: nathan

nathan — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 03:22:25 +0000

THATS WHAT SHE SAID!11!!!!11111!!1!!!!1!!!!!!1111

By: eh

eh — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 18:54:38 +0000

You forgot Sanjaya and the Ponyhawk on American Idol Season Something.

By: Anna

Anna — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 03:26:14 +0000

I wear ponytails all the time, but I’m a 7th grade girl with longish hair, so it’s not creepy. Middle aged men wearing ponytails? Kinda weird / hippy-ish. Especially when they are BALDING on the top of the head, like in those pictures.

By: Literature Dame

Literature Dame — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 15:37:24 +0000

Dun dun dunnnnn.

By: Fnark

Fnark — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 18:10:06 +0000

Is it just me or do people on Graph Jam seem… angrier than on other LOL sites?

By: Gibsoncat9

Gibsoncat9 — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 14:16:51 +0000

Where I come from, wordplay is a game not of chance, but of skill. That would explain, though, why you seem to have constructed your reply by throwing darts at a board with words on it…

By: Tobias

Tobias — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 12:36:09 +0000

bald
–adjective
1. having little or no hair on the scalp: a bald head; a bald person.

Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1). Random House, Inc.

By: pfft

pfft — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 03:45:46 +0000

sense of humor fail

By: pfft

pfft — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 03:45:25 +0000

siding with erm

By: pfft

pfft — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 03:44:14 +0000

or if you can’t seem to do anything else with your hair… *fixes ponytail*

By: Sakuso

Sakuso — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 00:04:18 +0000

I wear ponytails all the time, but that’s because I have long hair.

By: scott

scott — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 20:56:27 +0000

“…Who have no sense of humor, no chance at wordplay, no creativity, no concept of of relativism, no educational experience outside of skill grinding, no work experience outside of gold farming, and no sexual experiences that weren’t on your two-minute sessions on RP servers?

I feel sorry for you. Really, I do. Go back to your WoW buddies; Maybe you won’t notice when you turn 30, the recession ended ten years earlier, and you still don’t have a job.”

QFT

By: Erm

Erm — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 07:43:33 +0000

…Who have no sense of humor, no chance at wordplay, no creativity, no concept of of relativism, no educational experience outside of skill grinding, no work experience outside of gold farming, and no sexual experiences that weren’t on your two-minute sessions on RP servers?

I feel sorry for you. Really, I do. Go back to your WoW buddies; Maybe you won’t notice when you turn 30, the recession ended ten years earlier, and you still don’t have a job.

By: Gibsoncat9

Gibsoncat9 — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 07:27:49 +0000

…limited to people who don’t socialize at swap meets and are not terminally lame…

By: Amanda

Amanda — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 05:00:21 +0000

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

By: NaughtyCat

NaughtyCat — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 23:37:51 +0000

Hmm.. bald school girl rockstar with a face like horse butt.. Oh nevermind.

By: domerdavor

domerdavor — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 19:22:57 +0000

Perhaps this should be a Venn diagram.
“Horse’s butt” can overlap with at least 2 of the other categories.

By: B

Sun, 22 Mar 2009 19:07:08 +0000

Perhap the grown women w pony tails are all rockstars

By: B

Sun, 22 Mar 2009 19:05:17 +0000

You are therefore a rockstsar

By: Erm

Erm — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 17:31:30 +0000

I’m sorry, but if you think behavior and humor like that means I don’t/won’t/will never have any friends, then your experience in friendship is sorely limited.

By: Bri

Bri — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 16:57:02 +0000

THIS

By: Gibsoncat9

Gibsoncat9 — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 16:44:37 +0000

Also, a horse is not a pony…

They are two different animals.

By: Gibsoncat9

Gibsoncat9 — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 16:43:46 +0000

And you will do this to ensure that you will continue to have no friends for the rest of your life?

By: Rocko

Rocko — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 16:42:04 +0000

This graph diverges from my experience of reality. Maybe there are more baldING men than little girls where you come from…

By: Lynx

Lynx — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 15:02:47 +0000

I was going to say this, but it’s not exactly the same so I did keep my mouth shut. And graphmaker did supply pictures. Mayhaps it was an accident?

By: Erm

Erm — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 10:54:58 +0000

That’s funny.

I’ve got it all planned out. I come from a family with male-pattern baldness on both sides, so I’ve grown a long ponytail, even though I’ve still got a full head of hair.

See, when I finally decide to shorten my hair again, I’ll take the stuff I’ve grown over the past three years and have it made into a wig. That way, I’ll have a full crop of my own hair for the rest of my life. (And at the color it was in in my 20s, to boot!)

By: Ringo Fyre

Ringo Fyre — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 08:09:00 +0000

I am bald(ing) have no pony tail but the pic reminds my wife of her step-father (who ain’t a nice man) so – failxfail (squared)

By: faunablues

faunablues — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 01:33:34 +0000

There should be a slice for grown women with ponytails… pretty common if you work in food service or if you’re athletic -_-

By: Athanar

Athanar — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 01:23:41 +0000

Fail. If they have a ponytail, they have hair, and they’re not bald.

By: Demeno

Demeno — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 00:48:36 +0000

Yep, agreed.

Should be taken down.

By: cowfish

cowfish — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 00:41:22 +0000

There is no shame in the bald man pony tail.
Or so I keep telling my bald, ‘pony’-tailed self.
Self delusion is the best kind.

By: sigh

sigh — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 00:40:20 +0000

im neither bald nor a rock star yet am male with a pony tail… this graph does not deliver.

By: my teacher sucks!

my teacher sucks! — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 20:42:29 +0000

My teacher is someone from the red XDD

By: Gio

Gio — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 17:34:04 +0000

Thank you.

By: dolt

dolt — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 16:17:24 +0000

what about worf?

By: Joakim

Joakim — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 15:24:54 +0000

I did not know that the skullet was so widely used!

By: blah

blah — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 13:42:55 +0000

Might be because I have a six year old sister, but the blue portion should be a lot bigger.

By: Bob

Bob — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 13:40:17 +0000

Nicky is right.

Never submit again, you unoriginal piece of crap.

By: I lose

I lose — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 13:30:49 +0000

Suddenly it DISAPPEARED!

By: nicky.

nicky. — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 13:30:05 +0000

wow.
this was stolen from demetri martin.

…asshole. ._.

By: GraphJam

GraphJam — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 13:27:22 +0000

wut?

By: Yuval

Yuval — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 13:22:46 +0000

huh?
that said “sad” at first.

By: Yuval

Yuval — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 13:22:13 +0000