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huh?
that said “sad” at first.
Suddenly it DISAPPEARED!
Dun dun dunnnnn.
THATS WHAT SHE SAID!11!!!!11111!!1!!!!1!!!!!!1111
wut?
wow.
this was stolen from demetri martin.
…asshole. ._.
Thank you.
Yep, agreed.
Should be taken down.
I was going to say this, but it’s not exactly the same so I did keep my mouth shut. And graphmaker did supply pictures. Mayhaps it was an accident?
THIS
Nicky is right.
Never submit again, you unoriginal piece of crap.
Is it just me or do people on Graph Jam seem… angrier than on other LOL sites?
Might be because I have a six year old sister, but the blue portion should be a lot bigger.
I did not know that the skullet was so widely used!
what about worf?
My teacher is someone from the red XDD
im neither bald nor a rock star yet am male with a pony tail… this graph does not deliver.
You are therefore a rockstsar
There is no shame in the bald man pony tail.
Or so I keep telling my bald, ‘pony’-tailed self.
Self delusion is the best kind.
Fail. If they have a ponytail, they have hair, and they’re not bald.
bald
–adjective
1. having little or no hair on the scalp: a bald head; a bald person.
Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1). Random House, Inc.
There should be a slice for grown women with ponytails… pretty common if you work in food service or if you’re athletic -_-
Perhap the grown women w pony tails are all rockstars
or if you can’t seem to do anything else with your hair… *fixes ponytail*
I am bald(ing) have no pony tail but the pic reminds my wife of her step-father (who ain’t a nice man) so – failxfail (squared)
That’s funny.
I’ve got it all planned out. I come from a family with male-pattern baldness on both sides, so I’ve grown a long ponytail, even though I’ve still got a full head of hair.
See, when I finally decide to shorten my hair again, I’ll take the stuff I’ve grown over the past three years and have it made into a wig. That way, I’ll have a full crop of my own hair for the rest of my life. (And at the color it was in in my 20s, to boot!)
And you will do this to ensure that you will continue to have no friends for the rest of your life?
I’m sorry, but if you think behavior and humor like that means I don’t/won’t/will never have any friends, then your experience in friendship is sorely limited.
…limited to people who don’t socialize at swap meets and are not terminally lame…
…Who have no sense of humor, no chance at wordplay, no creativity, no concept of of relativism, no educational experience outside of skill grinding, no work experience outside of gold farming, and no sexual experiences that weren’t on your two-minute sessions on RP servers?
I feel sorry for you. Really, I do. Go back to your WoW buddies; Maybe you won’t notice when you turn 30, the recession ended ten years earlier, and you still don’t have a job.
“…Who have no sense of humor, no chance at wordplay, no creativity, no concept of of relativism, no educational experience outside of skill grinding, no work experience outside of gold farming, and no sexual experiences that weren’t on your two-minute sessions on RP servers?
I feel sorry for you. Really, I do. Go back to your WoW buddies; Maybe you won’t notice when you turn 30, the recession ended ten years earlier, and you still don’t have a job.”
QFT
siding with erm
Where I come from, wordplay is a game not of chance, but of skill. That would explain, though, why you seem to have constructed your reply by throwing darts at a board with words on it…
sense of humor fail
This graph diverges from my experience of reality. Maybe there are more baldING men than little girls where you come from…
Also, a horse is not a pony…
They are two different animals.
Perhaps this should be a Venn diagram.
“Horse’s butt” can overlap with at least 2 of the other categories.
Hmm.. bald school girl rockstar with a face like horse butt.. Oh nevermind.
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I wear ponytails all the time, but that’s because I have long hair.
I wear ponytails all the time, but I’m a 7th grade girl with longish hair, so it’s not creepy. Middle aged men wearing ponytails? Kinda weird / hippy-ish. Especially when they are BALDING on the top of the head, like in those pictures.
^This. Every word! Including the 7th grade part! High five!
You forgot Sanjaya and the Ponyhawk on American Idol Season Something.
This might be the best writing to date!!