Comments on: Shopping Cart Distribution

By: Joel

Joel — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 07:27:23 +0000

the carts are my grocery were stolen from homeless people.

By: Kitten

Kitten — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 04:45:11 +0000

It also effects those who work there who are doing returns, it takes longer…. Thankfully XP

By: Tami

Tami — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 22:37:15 +0000

They’re blue, da-da-di-da-da-die~

By: TheCake

TheCake — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 18:16:51 +0000

You forgot: Cart-categories stupid people with no sense of humour thinks you forgot.

By: Miri

Miri — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 23:49:36 +0000

You forgot two things:
1.) the wheel that goes woogedy woogedy woogedy loudly down every aisle.
2.) The one that someone’s kid crapped in and they left it there.

By: epn325

epn325 — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 04:16:22 +0000

also forgot shopping carts stolen by drunk college students used for racing down hills

By: LIGHTspeed

LIGHTspeed — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 04:50:47 +0000

Ha! I work in Carts at Sam’s Club, and you’re right. You wouldn’t believe some of the stuff I’ve found in carts. Once I found a USED toilet seat… o.O

By: TheCake

TheCake — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 23:25:08 +0000

Could work.

By: Daemon

Daemon — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 22:13:00 +0000

If you put:
All over the parking lot = 39%
In the handicapped spots = 30%
Propped up on the curb = 30%
Where they should be = 1%

With those rough numbers and in that order you got a pie chart.

By: Daemon

Daemon — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 22:10:27 +0000

Best fun i have all week.

By: Faetal

Faetal — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 16:59:42 +0000

nothing like a ziggy-zaggy cart, bashing the everloving hell out of unsuspecting merchandise displays and small children.
which reminds me, a trip to Walmart is overdue…

By: TheCake

TheCake — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 14:55:12 +0000

It doesn’t have a punch line.

By: Daemon

Daemon — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 14:46:23 +0000

Why don’t you make that graph then?

By: Daemon

Daemon — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 14:45:05 +0000

So true.

By: TheCake

TheCake — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 13:13:24 +0000

What? American communists are blue? I’m confused now.

By: Nemo

Nemo — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 12:55:23 +0000

Wait.. I thought the left wings were “communists”?
Just when I thought I understood American politics…

[In Canada, "to the right" is blue and "to the left" is red.. or orange]

By: TheCake

TheCake — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 06:34:53 +0000

Yes, those pesky right wing communists!

By: Baylink

Baylink — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 03:17:52 +0000

Nothing frustrates me more than someone who *almost* gets it right.

“to the left” is blue.

“to the right” is red.

By: designbot

designbot — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:18:43 +0000

wait that’s me

By: Bunkii

Bunkii — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:17:43 +0000

Most places seem to have wet wipes that you can use to clean them.

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 17:51:16 +0000

You forgot ‘goes wheeewheewheeewikkawikkawikka squeeeeeee and makes farting noises whenever walking by hot girls’

By: Joseph

Joseph — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 17:22:05 +0000

Shopping cart distribution in the parking lot, higher frequency to lower:

All over the parking lot
In the handicapped spots
Propped up on the curb
In the cart corrals, where *gasp* they should be!

By: Faetal

Faetal — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 17:16:09 +0000

there should be an “Other” wedge…

that way it could include
sticky handle, sticky seat area, wonky wheel that goes ka-thunk ka-thunk, wheel that shrieks loudly announcing your position to the entire store, and the mysterious wheel of sudden stopping power.

By: Fina

Fina — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 16:39:41 +0000

This is an absolutely awesome graph!

By: 120437

120437 — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 15:52:28 +0000

Pulling to the sides is intentional: Customers shall be unable to rush straight to the products they actually intend to buy.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 15:16:58 +0000

You forgot “wheel that shakes at normal walking speed” and “full of other peoples’ garbage”

By: fubuki

fubuki — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 15:09:07 +0000

This is a horrible graph.

By: Bix Nood

Bix Nood — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 14:45:03 +0000

Pro tip: Stop getting the carts on two wheels.

By: sillywhiskers

sillywhiskers — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 14:42:49 +0000

I’d also add: sticky substance on handle

By: lemon

lemon — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 14:36:01 +0000

What about the carts with one oddly shaped wheel that go clunk-clonk-clunk-clonk?

By: qwerty

qwerty — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 14:04:04 +0000

you forgot “Pulls annoyingly to both ways”

By: salana

salana — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 14:01:19 +0000

You left out two categories:

Hit By Cars
Halfway Across Town

By: TheCake

TheCake — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 13:44:42 +0000

They also have no rudders.

By: Homer

Homer — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 13:30:46 +0000

What about the ones being used by homeless people?

By: TheCake

TheCake — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 13:09:07 +0000

That’s because they don’t have rudders!