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That’s because they don’t have rudders!
What about the ones being used by homeless people?
They also have no rudders.
You left out two categories:
Hit By Cars
Halfway Across Town
you forgot “Pulls annoyingly to both ways”
nothing like a ziggy-zaggy cart, bashing the everloving hell out of unsuspecting merchandise displays and small children.
which reminds me, a trip to Walmart is overdue…
Best fun i have all week.
What about the carts with one oddly shaped wheel that go clunk-clonk-clunk-clonk?
I’d also add: sticky substance on handle
Most places seem to have wet wipes that you can use to clean them.
Pro tip: Stop getting the carts on two wheels.
This is a horrible graph.
You forgot “wheel that shakes at normal walking speed” and “full of other peoples’ garbage”
Ha! I work in Carts at Sam’s Club, and you’re right. You wouldn’t believe some of the stuff I’ve found in carts. Once I found a USED toilet seat… o.O
Pulling to the sides is intentional: Customers shall be unable to rush straight to the products they actually intend to buy.
So true.
It also effects those who work there who are doing returns, it takes longer…. Thankfully XP
This is an absolutely awesome graph!
there should be an “Other” wedge…
that way it could include
sticky handle, sticky seat area, wonky wheel that goes ka-thunk ka-thunk, wheel that shrieks loudly announcing your position to the entire store, and the mysterious wheel of sudden stopping power.
Shopping cart distribution in the parking lot, higher frequency to lower:
All over the parking lot
In the handicapped spots
Propped up on the curb
In the cart corrals, where *gasp* they should be!
Why don’t you make that graph then?
It doesn’t have a punch line.
If you put:
All over the parking lot = 39%
In the handicapped spots = 30%
Propped up on the curb = 30%
Where they should be = 1%
With those rough numbers and in that order you got a pie chart.
Could work.
You forgot ‘goes wheeewheewheeewikkawikkawikka squeeeeeee and makes farting noises whenever walking by hot girls’
wait that’s me
Nothing frustrates me more than someone who *almost* gets it right.
“to the left” is blue.
“to the right” is red.
Yes, those pesky right wing communists!
Wait.. I thought the left wings were “communists”?
Just when I thought I understood American politics…
[In Canada, "to the right" is blue and "to the left" is red.. or orange]
What? American communists are blue? I’m confused now.
They’re blue, da-da-di-da-da-die~
also forgot shopping carts stolen by drunk college students used for racing down hills
You forgot two things:
1.) the wheel that goes woogedy woogedy woogedy loudly down every aisle.
2.) The one that someone’s kid crapped in and they left it there.
You forgot: Cart-categories stupid people with no sense of humour thinks you forgot.