Comments on: Food Chain

By: Bryony

Bryony — Sat, 15 Oct 2011 10:15:16 +0000

You forgot Chuck Norris at the top!

By: l. drake

l. drake — Mon, 11 Oct 2010 05:14:36 +0000

That’s exactly why I’ve been trying to stay away from Zombies. They’re not nice.

By: meeeeee

meeeeee — Fri, 01 Oct 2010 19:37:01 +0000

plants vs zombies FTW

By: coffee coupons

coffee coupons — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 02:53:02 +0000

zombies love to eat brains.

By: chris

chris — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 19:28:04 +0000

Food chains aren’t pyramid shaped. I eat too many zombies.

By: Erik

Erik — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 12:18:32 +0000

Plants kill zombies and we all know it.

By: Foodguru

Foodguru — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 14:21:55 +0000

I think eat food pyramid diets.THE BEST WAY.

By: Shunks

Shunks — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 23:10:10 +0000

Missinghorcrux, funny comment

By: snokful

snokful — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 08:13:26 +0000

But what about crocodiles? Humans eat crocs and crocs eat humans. Do crocs eat zombies or zombies eat crocs?

By: snokful

snokful — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 08:12:50 +0000

Allegedly.

By: mindy

mindy — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 17:17:41 +0000

this reminds me of this.

http://www.threadless.com/product/1538/The_Food_Chain

except the t-shirt has illustrations.

By: roundhouse kick

roundhouse kick — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 01:09:35 +0000

RJ, you shouldn’t be insultin’ my man Chuck Norris

By: Quacker-Oatmeal

Quacker-Oatmeal — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 06:50:30 +0000

Humans are actually classified as animals themselves, ya know.

By: Daemon

Daemon — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 05:59:08 +0000

Epic win my friend.

By: pob

pob — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 17:08:57 +0000

Raptors?

By: Aedriel

Aedriel — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 13:37:32 +0000

It’s neither. It’s a diagram of trophic levels.

By: The Chuckster

The Chuckster — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 00:49:30 +0000

Hucked onn fonix dun thees gy gudd

By: kamikaze14

kamikaze14 — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 03:04:58 +0000

Quit nitpicking. This graph is awesome.

By: jack

jack — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 01:32:44 +0000

Kudos.
But “the Food Triangle” doesn’t have quite the same ring, does it?
Check out the new food “pyramid”… it doesn’t even show a hierarchy. There are just bars extending from the top point to random points on the base of the triangle, and each “slice” of the “pyramid”… never mind, it’s wrong anyway.

By: Chronos

Chronos — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 20:46:21 +0000

I see

By: Combichristian

Combichristian — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 07:22:27 +0000

If you want to get really technical, which it seems you do, the shape is actually a triangle not a pyramid.

By: jack

jack — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 01:24:40 +0000

I don’t have a bunker… :[ pobre.

You’re right, but I don’t see how else their metabolisms would function. I think that without food, they would die right off, but perhaps the virus (or other contaminant) could still spread posthumously long after the fact (prohibiting a surface existence.) The result is inevitably the collapse of the animal kingdom but the resilience of simple organisms and any species incapable of supporting the contaminant. Make sense?

By: jack

jack — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 01:17:15 +0000

Tofu? Isn’t that made from soy beans?

By: NoBukkitt

NoBukkitt — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 01:07:49 +0000

True…

By: NoBukkitt

NoBukkitt — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 01:06:32 +0000

Oh… I forgot fly traps.

By: Kojak

Kojak — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 00:28:37 +0000

Just to note, I never saw that t-shirt, if I did I would have complained about it not being a food chain rather than making this graph.

By: Rawr

Rawr — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 21:17:04 +0000

The lowest one should be pants, not plants.

By: Sonoamore

Sonoamore — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 20:08:42 +0000

Not at first… lol

By: The Stabbing Pen

The Stabbing Pen — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 19:54:10 +0000

Jesus Christ pwns ‘em all.

By: smittie

smittie — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 18:08:41 +0000

technically, though, humans don’t need plants or animals to survive. my proof? tofu. nasty, but apparently some people actually are able to live off of it.

By: smittie

smittie — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 18:04:53 +0000

what? where did tucker from red vs blue come from??? and i was about to say, they forgot chuck norris and venus fly traps – the two things that defy all logical food chains… or pyramids, in this case

By: Ashton

Ashton — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 15:46:11 +0000

You missed Animal Zombies

By: Lakshmi

Lakshmi — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 15:23:38 +0000

Oh, you silly, silly Jefoid. Humans are obviously outside of the realm of animal, because we build things, and destroy the planet. This makes us better than animals. Have you not learned that yet?

By: Rocko

Rocko — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 15:23:22 +0000

All right, I gotta call BS on this one. Zombies don’t need people to survive. Granted they eat them when they get the chance, but it isn’t a necessity. If it was, all you would have to do is wait a few weeks after Z-day in your bunker and let them starve to death. This graph presumes that zombies have normal metabolisms which clearly isn’t the case. So, FAIL!

By: patrick

patrick — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 15:19:46 +0000

Wouldn’t be the food PYRAMID?
Does not look much like a chain to me…

By: SSgt. Douchebag

SSgt. Douchebag — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 14:41:55 +0000

Still have it dubbed on VHS from a long time ago. Now if only I had a VHS player…

By: MaxPower

MaxPower — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 08:05:56 +0000

They forgot to put Chuck Norris above the zombies
BTW I love your blog!

By: MaxPower

MaxPower — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 02:39:43 +0000

They forgot to put Chuck Norris above the zombies

By: NoBukkitt

NoBukkitt — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 01:38:51 +0000

AMEN!!

By: Daemon

Daemon — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 00:18:12 +0000

By Joe that is the most crucial mistake, we should remake this graph IMMEDIATELY

By: Daemon

Daemon — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 00:16:56 +0000

I think RJ should just leave GraphJam and start his own site with his ‘amazing’ jokes along with Mr Buzzkillington, we can all have fun with his droll stories about bridges correctly worded by RJ… seriously get a life RJ.

By: Daemon

Daemon — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 00:13:18 +0000

I know i was, Bow-chika-wow-wow

By: Daemon

Daemon — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 00:12:27 +0000

I know what your on about, i didn’t see a period and i just kept on reading the entire page, it wasn’t till 5 minutes later that i realized the comment had ended… seriously there’s a limit to being a grammar-nazi.

By: MissingHorcrux

MissingHorcrux — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 23:24:58 +0000

It is in the shape of a pyramid. Ergo, it is a pyramid, not a chain.

By: Anthony

Anthony — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 23:13:52 +0000

What it should say at the top is “Flesh eating ninja robot pirate dolphin zombies”

By: Dave

Dave — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 19:52:30 +0000

you guys ever watched the original “The Omega Man” from 71 with Charlton Heston?

By: willdog

willdog — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 19:28:20 +0000

I most definitely did whine about your whinitude. Stop whining.

By: RJ

RJ — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 19:15:21 +0000

Did you just whine about my whining? At least I admit to my whininitude. Whiniosity. Whinininess.

By: RJ

RJ — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 19:13:55 +0000

Your reply to MissingHorcrux is so grammatically incorrect I had to read it twice to figure out what you were saying. Dolt.

I mean, you don’t even end your sentence with a period!

By: DragonKatt

DragonKatt — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 19:10:49 +0000

Win! =D