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Food Chain

She is the ultimate zombie.

Graph by kojak, via our GraphJam builder.

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  1. Sonoamore says:

    This is most good, most good.

  2. Yuval says:

    BRAAAAAAAAAAAAINotrophs?

  3. Jefoid says:

    I thought humans were animals?

  4. Spectre514 says:

    this is the foodchain i live by *runs to get rifle and crowbar*

  5. The Pieman says:

    That isn’t a chain… Fail.

  6. MissingHorcrux says:

    You realize this is the food pyramid, not the food chain, yes? I guess I need to cut down on the amount of zombies I eat, they’re making me a little rounder than I’d like to be…

    • Chuck Norris says:

      Dear great corrector,

      you do realize this is indeed a Food Chain and not a Food Pyramid i guess your one of the zombies like mostly everyone else

      • RJ says:

        Your reply to MissingHorcrux is so grammatically incorrect I had to read it twice to figure out what you were saying. Dolt.

        I mean, you don’t even end your sentence with a period!

        • Daemon says:

          I know what your on about, i didn’t see a period and i just kept on reading the entire page, it wasn’t till 5 minutes later that i realized the comment had ended… seriously there’s a limit to being a grammar-nazi.

      • MissingHorcrux says:

        It is in the shape of a pyramid. Ergo, it is a pyramid, not a chain.

        • Combichristian says:

          If you want to get really technical, which it seems you do, the shape is actually a triangle not a pyramid.

          • jack says:

            Kudos.
            But “the Food Triangle” doesn’t have quite the same ring, does it?
            Check out the new food “pyramid”… it doesn’t even show a hierarchy. There are just bars extending from the top point to random points on the base of the triangle, and each “slice” of the “pyramid”… never mind, it’s wrong anyway.

      • The Chuckster says:

        Hucked onn fonix dun thees gy gudd

      • Aedriel says:

        It’s neither. It’s a diagram of trophic levels.

    • Shunks says:

      Missinghorcrux, funny comment :D

  7. NoBukkitt says:

    They forgot Chuck Norris…

  8. papajon says:

    Oh great, no Obama changed the food pyramid as well? Hey, I saw ‘I Am Legend’ man, I’m sooooo takin’ me some shootin’ lessons. Damn zombies.

    • SSgt. Douchebag says:

      Those were vampires, not zombies. Nice food pyrichain, though!

      • Ibbits says:

        In the novella they were vampires. In Vincent Price’s version, I believe they were vampires. In Charleton Heston’s version, they were… murderous albino freaks?
        I’m not exactly sure what you would call the turned population in Will Smith’s version. I thought they were cool – and most terrifying, but I wouldn’t call them zombies, either.

        The novella, however, is simply amazing, and indeed, they were vampires.

  9. Just me says:

    Goodness people… quit nitpicking the mistakes and enjoy the joke..

    • RJ says:

      But I am so irritating that I cannot enjoy the joke unless it is correctly worded. Really.

      • willdog says:

        Yes, you are irritating. You don’t have to post your whining little comments about it, because honestly, no one cares.

        • RJ says:

          Did you just whine about my whining? At least I admit to my whininitude. Whiniosity. Whinininess.

          • willdog says:

            I most definitely did whine about your whinitude. Stop whining.

            • Daemon says:

              I think RJ should just leave GraphJam and start his own site with his ‘amazing’ jokes along with Mr Buzzkillington, we can all have fun with his droll stories about bridges correctly worded by RJ… seriously get a life RJ.

  10. PaintLight says:

    This is a rip off of a shirt from Threadless.com, but the shirt is much much better! Check it out.

    http://www.threadless.com/submission/174477/The_Food_Chain

  11. Reverend Loki says:

    I can’t help but wonder where a few other demographics fit in. I mean, what about:

    * Vampires?
    * Cannibals?
    * Zombie animals (such as zombie dogs or zombie elephants in the Resdient Evil series)?
    *Furries?

    Well, ok, maybe not the last….

  12. steven says:

    Wow, someone managed to prove Liz Lemon right and create a triangle graph…

  13. blah says:

    Eh. It’s an okay graph. Meh.

  14. DragonKatt says:

    Win! =D

  15. Anthony says:

    What it should say at the top is “Flesh eating ninja robot pirate dolphin zombies”

  16. MaxPower says:

    They forgot to put Chuck Norris above the zombies

  17. MaxPower says:

    They forgot to put Chuck Norris above the zombies
    BTW I love your blog!

  18. patrick says:

    Wouldn’t be the food PYRAMID?
    Does not look much like a chain to me…

  19. Rocko says:

    All right, I gotta call BS on this one. Zombies don’t need people to survive. Granted they eat them when they get the chance, but it isn’t a necessity. If it was, all you would have to do is wait a few weeks after Z-day in your bunker and let them starve to death. This graph presumes that zombies have normal metabolisms which clearly isn’t the case. So, FAIL!

    • smittie says:

      technically, though, humans don’t need plants or animals to survive. my proof? tofu. nasty, but apparently some people actually are able to live off of it.

    • jack says:

      I don’t have a bunker… :[ pobre.

      You’re right, but I don’t see how else their metabolisms would function. I think that without food, they would die right off, but perhaps the virus (or other contaminant) could still spread posthumously long after the fact (prohibiting a surface existence.) The result is inevitably the collapse of the animal kingdom but the resilience of simple organisms and any species incapable of supporting the contaminant. Make sense?

  20. Ashton says:

    You missed Animal Zombies

  21. Rawr says:

    The lowest one should be pants, not plants.

  22. Kojak says:

    Just to note, I never saw that t-shirt, if I did I would have complained about it not being a food chain rather than making this graph.

  23. kamikaze14 says:

    Quit nitpicking. This graph is awesome.

  24. Quacker-Oatmeal says:

    Humans are actually classified as animals themselves, ya know.

  25. mindy says:

    this reminds me of this.

    http://www.threadless.com/product/1538/The_Food_Chain

    except the t-shirt has illustrations.

  26. snokful says:

    But what about crocodiles? Humans eat crocs and crocs eat humans. Do crocs eat zombies or zombies eat crocs?

  27. Foodguru says:

    I think eat food pyramid diets.THE BEST WAY.

  28. Erik says:

    Plants kill zombies and we all know it.

  29. zombies love to eat brains.

  30. meeeeee says:

    plants vs zombies FTW

  31. l. drake says:

    That’s exactly why I’ve been trying to stay away from Zombies. They’re not nice.

  32. Bryony says:

    You forgot Chuck Norris at the top!


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