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My mom won’t let me use my alarm clock cause the alarm is too loud….
Tell your mom to stop harshin on your buzz!
Your mother is a fool, alarm clocks are meant to be load otherwise how would they wake you.
My alarm clock is barely audible. It is the sound of a boat horn, but it’s almost at the minimum setting. When I had a louder alarm, I often didn’t have time to wake-up before pressing a button. And sometimes I turned the alarm off instead of snoozing without even waking up. Now I don’t have the same urge to make it stop. I know it’s that sound that should wake me up (and it’s now an irritating sound when I hear it during the day), but it’s not so loud that I have the reflex to turn it off.
You know your mom doesnt mind the alarm when she’s crashing at my house
zomg shes cheating on me
give me that alarm clock.
Wow, what a coincidence… my alarm clock actually DID malfunction this morning, and I was 40 min late to work! LOL
It’s global warming’s fault i’m late.
It’s the Bush administration’s fault!
Since Bush is still in office….
It’s sun spots’ fault I’m late!
lies, that excuse does NOT work for me :’(
Haha, me neither! My boss says, ‘If it’s light, you should be here. The end.”
I usually work weird shifts (4pm – midnight or 4am to noon anyone?) so the “if it’s light you should be here” thing wouldn’t work for my boss… I’m almost never late though so it doesn’t matter.
Works for me! My cat likes to push the buttons and mess with the settings, and most all of my boses also have slightly evil kittys. *smirk*
hee hee hee – i find this amusing…very amusing and accurate.
this is true.
I so did this this morning.
My old one actually did malfunction consistently, but I got a new one. At least it works…
also useful for smashing on the head of your ex-boyfriend as he’s beating you. just throwing that one out there….
Get some help!
please don’t ask her to do that. it’s so… comforting to know there’s someone out there who is slightly more screwed up than me.
just kidding, of course. i agree with tom. that situation needs to be rectified immediately. :/
Maybe you wouldn’t get beats if had dinner ready on time just once
I’ve blamed my alarm clock before.
Everyone knows you’re lying. XD
That’s why I’m glad i take a train, that way you can blame the train.
I also find the old style alarms (the ones with the two bells and a hammer on top) ore really excellent for smashing your naughty bits right before you climax
i like alarm clocks in me bum
sounds like you should quit making excuses why we’re late and go to bed at a decent hour
Unfortunately, that would inconvenience procrastinators and other people who just have a lot of stuff to get done.
“a lot of stuff to get done”
gotta love that phrase… that means catching up on missed TV, vid games, and conversations with friends- not work, right?
Or overdue coursework and take home work. I sleep straight through my
alarm a lot. luckily I have teachers who are just like me and do it too.