Comments on: Chance of people believing an outrageous statement

By: Iifrmtwl

Iifrmtwl — Mon, 04 Jul 2011 13:31:48 +0000

tattoo scarification,

By: jo

jo — Thu, 02 Jun 2011 10:22:31 +0000

It is not the lifelong goal of every woman to have a husband. We were not born & raised only to spend our lifetimes doing whatever necessary to be considered attractive to then marry & pop out children. Some of us prefer to have careers, & other goals in life. Looks DON’T matter if you’re happy with yourself. I do also believe that Oprah is married or at least has a significant other. Don’t bother with responses containing “you only say that because you’re fat, ugly, stupid, barren… etc.” I’m not going to dignify it with a second response.

By: Lolover

Lolover — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 22:14:37 +0000

Either way is appropriate.

By: Luke

Luke — Sat, 04 Dec 2010 03:32:08 +0000

Where are the “Mythbusters tested it – confirmed (full bar)” and “Mythbusters tested it – busted (very small bar)” bars?

By: This is not my name.

This is not my name. — Sat, 16 Oct 2010 21:49:22 +0000

Because they are. I’ll pray for you.

By: This is not my name.

This is not my name. — Sat, 16 Oct 2010 21:45:54 +0000

There is no god directing evolution, because the evidence doesn’t show it. God is an unnecessary theory in the development of life. Evolution covers EVERY detail. And depending on how you define god, YES you too can disprove god.

By: This is not my name.

This is not my name. — Sat, 16 Oct 2010 21:42:01 +0000

Creation myth opposes evolution on a time scale. Creationists argue evolution would have had to start more than six thousand years ago, proving creationists wrong. So creationists do everything in their power to oppose it.

And by the way, Evolution has done for more good for this world than your bible. Medicine, Computers, Engineering, They all have been greatly influenced by evolutionary algorithms. Evolution is one of the greatest contributers to the happiness of the world. Your bible says to stone people who don’t like it. It’s not even a fair comparison. The bible is nowhere near as important as Evolution.

And finally, YES, it is something to get bent over. YES, it does offend me. They want to pass legislation on this SHIT they call “divine.” They want to FORCE it down our throats. That is something to be offended by. That’s something worth killing over. So please, just pick a side and stop trying to be a diplomat.

By: nathan

nathan — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:44:13 +0000

wtf?

By: SSgt. Sossidge

SSgt. Sossidge — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:05:59 +0000

I’m not much for opera either, but I hear it’s not over ’til the fat lady sings. Oprah’s not much better.

By: SSgt. Sossidge

SSgt. Sossidge — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:02:10 +0000

Geez, you must be covered in scrapes and bandages. Even as a ghost, that has to be painful.

By: SSgt. Sossidge

SSgt. Sossidge — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 09:59:36 +0000

None of the fonts currently available to you on Cheezburger. They’re all overused. Some good ones are:
- Tahoma
- Georgia (good in print, bad in small screen fonts)
- Calibri
- Britannic Bold
- Rockwell
- Cooper Black
- CreativeBlock BB
- Eras _____(Bold/Demi/Medium/Light) ITC
- Geometric 231 BT
- Gill Sans MT
- Franklin Gothic
- Impress BT
- QuickType
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That’s a pretty good starting point. If you don’t have those, you might want to try searching for them (and others) online.

By: SSgt. Sossidge

SSgt. Sossidge — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 09:44:09 +0000

I think of all the crazies who think that evolution and belief in God are mutually exclusive.

By: SSgt. Sossidge

SSgt. Sossidge — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 09:42:30 +0000

Well, you can’t disprove the existence of God. Why can’t there be a God who directs the course of evolution? It’s not (as everyone apparently sees it) a debate with only two sides.

By: SSgt. Sossidge

SSgt. Sossidge — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 09:37:05 +0000

Another question you might ask is “Which is the greater source of good in the world?” All I’ve seen of many (not all, but many) open atheists is the tearing down of anyone else’s belief systems. Does it really so offend you for people to believe in some kind of god, even one who directs evolution into the paths it takes? Creation/evolution doesn’t have to be an either-or debate, and it certainly doesn’t have to be anything to get bent over.

By: SSgt. Sossidge

SSgt. Sossidge — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 09:27:30 +0000

With 3 choices, it’s tough to put together a nice-looking graph that’s not in an overused font. Especially since Arial, Impact, and Comic Sans are all very overused.

By: Fletcher

Fletcher — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 02:32:52 +0000

I only know this because my town thought it would be a good idea to give him the key to the city *shudder*, but its Glenn. Two n’s.

By: pl

pl — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 07:25:55 +0000

omg. being a women, i hate opera. she is nothing but a hypocrite. she needs to really just shut up sometimes. i have no respect for women who listen to her.

By: Tori

Tori — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 08:36:57 +0000

FAT ASS = FAT PROFITS.

By: dude

dude — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 00:05:06 +0000

its also spelled S-P-E-L-L-E-D

By: dude

dude — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 00:04:09 +0000

too far

By: wrong

wrong — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 22:34:42 +0000

Seriously, did you really think that comment through?

You might as well believe Aesop’s Fables.

By: BiddleDobbly

BiddleDobbly — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 03:21:14 +0000

Never once contradicts itself? Perfectly complete?

1. Put down crack pipe.
2. Go through rehab.
3. Learn to think critically.
4. Learn what the word “science” actually means, learn scientific method.
5. Learn what evolution theory and science actually have to say, not what your evangelical “god put the bones there to trick us” preacher man says they say.

Try it out. You might learn something.

By: dori

dori — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 05:25:21 +0000

For those of you dissing the bible think about this: The bible was written over a period of 2000 years. It was written by shepherds, tax collectors, scholars, physicians, fisherman, kings and many others.

A perfectly complete library that never once contradicts itself was put together by 40 different people who lived over 2000 years apart. (we can’t even get 40 people to agree on a PTA meeting!) That sounds a lot more reliable than 1 person’s theory based on a couple years on an island.

By: fublag

fublag — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 00:41:14 +0000

You just made a pretty nondisputable counterpoint.

He’s probably pretty embarrassed

By: Art

Art — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 19:38:11 +0000

There was an oraiginal post? Where? When?

By: Art

Art — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 19:36:21 +0000

Daemon: Hey, slack off, be nice.

By: Dustyn

Dustyn — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 03:42:20 +0000

Ah man you guys are funny. The comments are funnier than the actual graph!

By: GreyPrince

GreyPrince — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 17:49:05 +0000

Show us on the doll where he touched you.

By: GreyPrince

GreyPrince — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 17:37:19 +0000

Fetid — smells REALLY terrible. Rotting meat would be a great example.

By: Glacies

Glacies — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 16:23:52 +0000

Copy-Pasta!11!!!!

By: i am a ghost, i think

i am a ghost, i think — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 22:10:45 +0000

I was touched by pedobear one time….

By: i am a ghost, i think

i am a ghost, i think — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 22:09:34 +0000

I’ve stumbled over 9000 times

By: Scubble Bubbles

Scubble Bubbles — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 19:51:39 +0000

May you be touched by his noodley appendage, Ramen.

By: John

John — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 15:36:22 +0000

They’re ignorant because they think that all people are god.

By: tyler

tyler — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 07:20:45 +0000

once i expected it.
you don’t want to know what happened.
i still have scars.

By: tyler

tyler — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 07:20:12 +0000

O.O ah, the memories.

By: tyler

tyler — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 07:16:16 +0000

i think maybe, MAYBE… this was a joke >.<
the whole buddha thing… because he is one of the few people who aren’t in the aforementioned categories.

By: Ryan

Ryan — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 16:36:51 +0000

By the definition of science, there is no such thing as indisputable scientific evidence. That’s the great thing about science. There is always room for debate.

By: aaa

aaa — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 20:42:04 +0000

bit late now

By: Shran

Shran — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 10:47:41 +0000

Anyone found some spam to reduce the seize of my Love stick yet ?
After believing mine was too short 100 times i’m getting tired of performing lasso-tricks fore everyone. I work in an refrigerated area and getting stuck to the floor every now and then is also getting pretty annoying.

By: Oompa Lempa

Oompa Lempa — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 14:04:09 +0000

The Flying Spaghetti Monster exists. Period.

By: Izzy Right?

Izzy Right? — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 14:01:31 +0000

As stated above already, “Everything that comes / came out of Obama, Bush, Clinton, Bush, Reagan, Carter, Ford and Nixon’s mouth” would be a huge bar, it would put a dent in the top of the monitor.

By: Izzy Right?

Izzy Right? — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 13:59:31 +0000

No comment JR??

By: Anon

Anon — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 11:23:23 +0000

OVER 9000 PENISES!

By: yaa

yaa — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 03:36:05 +0000

God exists. Period.

By: Poke

Poke — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 02:34:50 +0000

If you put “words that come out of Obama’s mouth” on a graph, you are going to have a long enough bar to knock the moon out of orbit.

And you get just as long by putting whomever thinks that bush ruined the econemy through his magic powers next to it.

By: Poke

Poke — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 02:31:14 +0000

You obviously lack the life to have anything better to do at 10 AM while (most) others post comments which are better than anything your mind could HOPE to think of in their free thime… like late at night.

Stumbled!

By: Captain Cutter

Captain Cutter — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 02:26:36 +0000

Because your psychic? Come on now lets not play games, what’s the real reason?

By: SilkySmooth

SilkySmooth — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 02:23:41 +0000

And love and unicorns and rainbows.

By: Stef

Stef — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 21:06:46 +0000

WIN for the Monty Python ref