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First!
I seem to agree more with your way of thinking even though I’m male. O_o
(I’m aware you’re referring to just your boyfriend but I can’t help but make the assumption that you may be referring to all men)
But all guys DO want/think about/care about nothing but sex, HUR HUR HUR.
Maybe he just has a really tiny penis, but believes it’s big. That would explain the difference.
We’re obligated to be /thinking/ just because we’re conscious?
She is talking about her boyfriend…not all males.
YES!
Came in here to say that. Of course a general misandry among Americans means this is easy fodder for the main page, but it’s stupid. Be grateful for what you have. Jeez.
It’s just a joke, have some sense of humor.
Hehe…sac…
Bah hah hah! Good luck to her boyfriend in finding THAT girl!
Yes, because EVERYTHING in a relationship is about sex isnt it?
no, she’s definitely talking about all males.
All Wrong! You should both be thinking about morning sex the most!! who cares about the other stuff.
At least that how I’d be thinking.
No way, the only thing I can think of is his (and mine consequently too) nasty ass morning breath.
Dude… TicTacs.
exactly. And technically, the graph maker didn’t state a time.
Morning = full bladder.
Girl + full bladder = uncomfy sex
Unless you’re into water sports
Well then you are lucky.
Sorry, but morning sex isnt allways that fun. Mabie every once in awhile, but im normally way to groggy to even think of it
sexist….lol
Sarcasm understanding FAIL.
Same colours would be nice, like green for Being late in BOTH diagrams.
I concur. Having only two colors match up is confusing.
try colorblindness
It’s called having priorities, ladies.
Agreed. You need to re-evaluate.
My order would be:
Going back to sleep
Going to the bathroom
His hard on
Being late
Food
I’ll take it! lol
There is no blood flow to the brain while it is being diverted to more important functions
Yes. Denny Crane said that himself. i thinks.
Denny Crane.
Look, either you can help him with his problem, or he can find someone else to help him with it. Take your pick.
No, he just needs to be convincing in asking for help, and be able to make it more than a one-way deal.
Maybe I’m just weird, but I doubt I would turn down the chance at a *good* quickie.
I care ore if I wake up and he’s not poking e in the butt with it, trying to “subtly” insinuate what he wants. Ask nicely and I’m sure most women (me at least) will be ore likely to give it to you.
The kind of guys who want to ask nicely want to be poking another guy’s butt with it, not your’s…
There’s a difference between nudging the naked girl next to you while hoping that she’ll comply and rape. Big difference. Please go back and read the comment by Little Miss.
Your keyboard needs a larger “M” key.
If you had a penis you’d realize how unreasonable that is. Morning fuzziness [i]and[/i] a hard on? None of us are that rational under these circumstances.
boyfriend – food should be bigger
What you saying about his shortcomings?!?! *giggle*
I was hoping somebody would point that out. The first thought that pops into my head most mornings is “Dang it, I’m STARVING.” And on top of that, a noisy stomach pretty much kills the mood.
haha wow for me it’d be exactly the opposite. my fiance thinks about my hard on more than me hehe
You are a lucky man
…or she’s an unlucky woman
Wait til after you’re married.
I think about that thing poking me in the butt.
I think about it bursting into flames.
(Also my “going back to sleep” slice is a lot bigger than above)
Huh… doesn’ this graph imply the boyfriend is thinking all this 24/7, not just in the morning?
Besides, this so chaneg sover time. At my age the bathroom thing is huge cause of the prostate issues…
The worse being when it’s 50/50 between hard-on and going to the bathroom, oh man sometimes it really hurts…
Or sprays uncontrollably.
If you had a hard on, it would take up more of your attention.
That’s how guys work.
Doesn’t concern for hard-on lead to being late?
Least ways it should.
bingo!
Hey, I would pick the second one twice. It should be: Thinking about my boyfriends hard-on: 90%, my boyfriend thinking about my hard-on: 90%
I was going to say something similar to this, only go with 40% thinking of my hard on, 40% thinking of his hard on, 20% split up on the other stuff. (and that goes for both of us).
Only 40% for each? I’d give 50% attention to both, and save the other stuff for later.
Heh… ya’ll are awesome. *hugs*
Things i need to know:
100% NOT THIS.
hahahah i’m pretty sure this is the best comment for this graph.
She’s a prude. Morning wood is gtg.
If it’s stabbing you in the back you should be thinking about it more I would think.
Really not much a guy can do about morning wood. It’s out of his control.
Exactly, I can guarantee my BF is still snoring while nudging me with his hardon. If I were to attempt to take advantage of it, it’d be sure to go away at 6:30 am. These things work much better at 11 am on a weekend than days I have to get up and go to work while he sleeps in.
Oh, to be young again! On the rare occasions that morning wood happens to me now my greatest concern is getting it to subside enough that I can pee and go back to sleep. Ladies, seize the day – neither you nor your man will be young forever.
And here face down beneath the sun
To feel…
…to feel how uncomfortable this damn thing is when I’m lying on it.
I’d better turn over until I wake up enough to go to the bathroom.
If my bf woke up with a hard-on.. that would be my first concern. My boyfriend’s first concern is bathroom then food then going back to sleep THEN morning sex. But then again that pretty much applies 24/7.. sex is my first priority and usually his last :-/
Sexual compatibility FAIL.
This graph is funny but could have been done better.
That sounds to me like a terrible waste of a healthy sexual apetite. And a damn shame!
There’s nothing as beautiful as a horny girl(friend), and she should never be denied!
GIRL!!! Let me tell you what. You will never EVER be happy in that situation! I feel your pain. I have out libido-ed almost every guy AND girl I’ve dated. Made me wonder what’s wrong with me.
I’m with a guy now who keeps up wonderfully. ^_^
Nothing’s wrong with you Heck i’d love to find a girl like you, or a girl who could keep up at least half the time
Morningwood…she be a hard mistress.
GIRLFRIEND FAIL
You gotta find himself a nice canadian girl, they love wood
I’m pretty sure food comes before going to the bathroom…
Well yeah thats how your digestive system works
I just shot soda out of my nose, thank you =D
foolish humans and their one way digestive tracts *shakes head*
This graph is a little TMI for my liking.
That’s cause your like, 10
Morning sex gets the day started right. This was if you’re late, you’re not late and panicked and in a bad mood. You’re late.. maybe a little panicked, but in a fabulous mood.
Morning wood FTW.
and statistically speaking women are more sexually aroused in the morning as well… as evidenced by my new friend pornstorechick… A woman who knows what she wants and isnt afraid to say it.
i agree with both of you , plus your lucky if your like me whos boss applauds being late cause of morning sex
WIN.
DOUBLE WIN
Meaning, it’s your other username? Cute.
So wait, you’re saying it’s on your mind (if even just a little bit?).
AWESOME!
Agreed.
I agree with Jessemoya… I’m surprised a woman admits it’s actually on her mind. WOW! That’s a rarity. She’s a keeper!
And I think his red area would take up a greater percentage than that.
I looked at this with my boy friend next to me. He did not find it as funny as I did.
zomg so true! bfs r teh lame!
lets see if he buys you that shiny piece of jewelery now …. you give us sex we give you things that make you look prettier thats the deal
the problem is she gives you sex, you buy her things that make her even prettier so you have more sex with her and buy her more things which cause you to have even more sex with her etc.
It may bankrupt you but by god its the best week of your life
And here I’ve been just *giving* it away all this time.
lol thats why you have to get her the shiny stuff on special occasions only. Gotta ration it out unless youre a crooked politician or a billionaire.
You should check out my top-hat and monocle
you know they used to use mercury to make those things shiny … might want to watch out for mad hatters disease
I think having sex in order to get material goods is called prostitution.
If you have a woman, and she ignores your erection… I say you just end it there. Every erection is a miracle from our lord and savior, Raptor Jesus.
Amen
The “going back to sleep” option in the first graph should be WAY bigger.
I totally can relate to this, especially this morning. Bwahaha!
I wonder how the graph maker was able to read his mind? I mean, if I wake up with morning wood, my first thought will still be “uuughh… I have to get up *now*?”, my second thought will be “okay, avoid the door frame on the way out”, and my third will be “hope this hard-on goes down fast, ’cause I gotta pee”.
I don’t get why some people seem to think you can’t do anything else before morning sex, you have to wake up roll over and do it. Go pee and brush your teeth first if it’s really that bad.
You had a good idea essentially. Not a good prosecution. Both graphs should have the same color for each category. For example, food should either be red or purple. Not both. :]
Feeling like P Diddy