Chances the Gay Guys Living in the Apartment Next Door are Having Sex
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WTF are you waiting for?
KILL THEM WITH FIYA!
also thanks for that disgustin mental image.
this graph never should’ve made the front page.
Is it possible that you are slightly homophobic?
He’s not afraid of them he just hates them. Which is worse.
no, he hates them, because he is afraid of them
That might be the case. But it isn’t always the case.
The closet case?
he isnt afraid of them and he doesnt hate them he probably has very old-fashioned parents and grandparents and he probably wouldnt want a straight couple doing it then either!
Clearly, he hates them because he’s jealous…
Is there a reason that any time anybody talks about gay people in a way that isn’t extreamely positive and supportive they are accused of being homophobic?
I think maybe it was his suggestion of killing them with “fiya” that elicited the accusation.
I think categorising burning someone to death as “not being extremely positive and supportive” might be a contender for understatement of the year.
It’s possible that his GRANDMOTHER is slightly homophobic, which could be the point of the graph.
I am, I am, pick me!!!!
Any possibility that you’re an absolutely horrendous person phuk? I can’t really see someone with that opinion being say the owner of a santuary for kittens
someone got ass raped when they were little…..
“phuk gheys”
Interesting nym, but no thank you. We prefer to stick with human beings.
If he phuks gheys, doesn’t that make him…..at least questionable?
Yes it does.
Hey, he just experimented a little in college.
its ironic how you are showing dicrimination to gays but your name implies you like having sex with them, “F*ck gays” or as you so nicely put it Phuk Gheys
Go jump in front of a train
Sex-timing win.
You know, I was going to complain that it could’ve been just the neighbors having sex and didn’t have to be gay, but after seeing this douchebag’s reply I’m glad it was.
Grow up, what are you four or something?
Oh, man. That must have been one awkward evening.
How is it any more awkward than if straight neighbors were going at it?
Also, if the chart is accurate, then maybe he should host family dinners on Saturday evenings, since that appears to be the best time of the week for the neighbors to get some alone time.
Probably more awkward because his grandmother – who is presumably “from another time” and therefore likely has less than savory views on homosexuality – is there. Or maybe because his gay neighbors are louder than his straight ones. It’s a mystery.
Oh, AS, I *am* gay, and trust me, it’d be more awkward. Hearing a guy do the “getting f*cked” moan is probably out of the ordinary for most people to hear than from a girl, on top of the awkwardness of hearing your neighbors having sex. And we’re louder lol. Oh and basically shout far more hilarious things while doing it.
Oh dear gawd ROFLCOPTER! XD
ummm… if you weren’t gay, i’d f*ck you.
Oh, how insensitive! You said something about gay guys, something that somebody might interpret as not being very nice. Of course, this means that you must be homophobic, along with anyone who laughed at this chart. Prepare for the onslaught.
What a gay comment. fail.
My grandma watches gay porn.
awkward…
I think that means she’s proud of him.
I would adopt Sir Ian McKellen as a grandfather just for the jokes… and him being made of awesome, obviously.
I adopted him as a grandfather long ago. he just doesn’t know it.
But I’ll share!
well your gma could visit his house and hear the real thing
Yeah, maybe you should have waited for actual butthurt comments before getting on your high horse, moron.
(Also, see what I did there?)
No need to – this amazingly funny chart has shockingly low rating.
Er, no, this tired old repeat of a joke that’s been done over a hundred times on this site has a shocki9ngly high rating [link]
Or shockingly, even.
I’m gay and I found this funny.
People ought to learn to laugh at themselves.
True, but would his objections have been as vociferous had hetero sex occurred?
or even if it was gay women?
but seriously, straight or not, funny time is move-in/out day on college campus… parent complaints. ;P
That’s where my brain went, too.
Well, perhaps his neighbors that have loud sex are gay guys. It doesn’t make sense to change it to hetero couple just for the sake of PC.
Besides, there’s just something funny about grandma over for Sunday dinner with the sound of two men going at it behind thin apartment walls.
Or maybe the sexual orientation of the couple is irrelevant to the joke and should have just been omitted.
xactly what I thought… but, honestly, your fam is gonna ask, and then you say, “George and Bill had a rough week.” and awkwardness ensues.
I second this. Am gay and find it to be funny.
Thirded
Fourthed. Honestly, I don’t see anything derogatory in this graph. The gist of the joke lies partly in the awkwardness of hearing neighbours have sex in the presence of family members, coupled with the awkwardness of the stereotypical grandmother being uncomfortable with homosexuality. Just because it involves a minority doesn’t mean it’s derogatory. Some of the comments in this thread, on the other hand…
Fifthed. And parable, those are my feelings exactly.
Sixthed! The graph was funny.
The cooment about burning people and ‘not allowing’ this graph because it gave that person a ‘disgusting mental image’ is NOT funny.
Seventhed!
Eighthed! No need to automatically assume every single gay joke is homophobic…that just broadens the gap between gays and closed-minded heteros that people SHOULD be trying to close.
ninethed!
i just did this bcause i think ppl should realise gays dont feel offended about mild gay jokes anymore than another minority reacting to a mild joke
i also think this many gays in one forum al at once should scare the sh¡t out of any homophobes here =3
Tenthed! It just would’ve been too cliche to put a straight couple doing it. Too American Pie.
Same here! And yeah, gay guys generally make lots of noise
Do they really? Us girls, I’ve found, tend to be quieter together than bi or straight girls. It’d be interesting to see whether the anecdotal evidence was actually indicative of reality in this instance.
well, i’m old and gay, and i’ve been around the block a few hundred times, and girls can be quite loud. i’ve had neighbors applaud, and i’ve had neighbors file complaints. consider this a handful of anecdotes
oooh tori I just got the reference! Referring to “lost and delirious”?
*prefers Paula*
lol … you got a reference i didn’t make. i have no idea what you’re talking about
Win. XD
hmmm my girlfried and I have to consciously keep it down…
hmmm my girlfried and I have to consciously keep it down…
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Okay, bad joke warning
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Good thing you’re not guys then, since the object there is to keep it, ah, up
… I wonder if you are who I think you are…
Well, some of my best friends are gay.
So I’m guess it’s ok for me too.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
revenge for having the apartment manager make them take down the pride flag and the complaints against Cher playing at 4am.
Win
Sounds to me like it is recent, say maybe two days ago?
Hahahah, this is great. Although, I think it would apply more for ANY couple next door.
I live in a dorm room, with a guy floor above me. I would be disgusted/irritated with hearing people having sex, if not for the band geek laughing at them for not being able to keep an even tempo (even with music playing). =/
Epic win
What, your family only enjoys listening to straight sex?
The gay part just cranked the awkwardness up a level.
its the man moan…
You need a BAR graph, dude.
um ew and also i don’t like how insulting it is TAKE IT DOWN
Sorry but this site doesn’t cater for homophobes… unless your gay in which case it doesn’t cater for self haters… unless your just easily offended in which case get off the internet
Fact. Good job, Daemon.
I love you.
Did anybody else notice it said I”m as apposed to I’m?
speaking of being opposed to things…
Everyone, LIGHTEN UP!
is it impossible to tell a gay joke without being condemned as homophobic?
OF COURSE GAYS SCARE EVERYONE!
WHAT IF THEY RAPE YOU?
HUH?
WANNA BE GAY RAPED?
oooh yummy yes please
Maybe…
Ok, yes!
Well, technically it’s not rape if you WANT it, so in all logic, it’s impossible for ANYONE to ‘want to be raped’ (or gay raped for that matter). If you want it, it’s sex, not rape.
That being said, I would also like to sign up for the activity being spoken of. if the dude is attractive.
Chances gdawg99 wishes he was next door having gay sex instead of being at Sunday dinner with family:
Yes (99%)
Absolutely (1%)
WIN
My boyfriend and did that to this chick that lived next to us. She hated us for some reason (homophobic) and would purposely do things to piss us off. So, everytime she brought someone like family over or her own boyfriend, we would be as loud as we can be. Well, that was until the noise complaints. Now we just try to be there and doing things every time she steps foot outside. xD We’re horrible people but she started it.
The best part about this graph is that the content is causing the ad in the upper right to be for “gay chubby dating.” I guess there are too many healthy gay guys out there that you have to go to a special site for the overweight ones.
Actually, there’s a significant subculture of gay guys who prefer large men. Similair to the BBW thing.
Actually, the ad I’m getting is for “gummy bears on a stick,” which is pretty hilarious because big, masculine gay men are often called bears. I could go for some gummy bears on a stick. Okay, I’m sorry, I have a really sick mind.
Great minds think alike, parables.
Just for this, I might have to buy one.
My going rate is $300 a night, you supply the stick.
Do you accept major credit cards?
Only if you’re going to be my sugar daddy.
That sounds like a titke more appropriate to the giant gummy bear, really.
also, both ads are on the page in different places… decisions, decisions…
Open in new tab…? XD
Aren’t “bears” usually a little chubby (as well as being ‘large framed’) and also very hairy?
I’m all for big masculine guys, but I prefer less hair (some is ok, but a lot is… undesirable).
LEARN HOW TO USE A PIE CHART
Learn how to properly use your CapsLock key.
Win
Win
Errr yeah. That was me, sorry, I didn’t realise you’d had your gran over until I saw the big ol’ Buick parked in the driveway while I was spreadeagled naked against the window.
Gay man sex gives me the giggles. I don’t know why. Is that homophobic? Somehow two gay guys doing it has that “men’s tennis championship” sound to it:
“Well Tom and Vern have been going at it for a full 40 minutes now, and they both must really be feeling it! Tom is still coming from behind but don’t count him out yet! Is dehydration a factor here?”
“Absolutely! I’ve seen Tom change his grip several times because of all the sweat. But both of them have trained for this their whole lives for this and…”
“OH it looks like Vern’s complaining that Tom’s ‘service’ was ‘out of bounds’! Let’s take a look at the slow-motion replay.”
“Yup it looks like Tom’s balls are flying all over the place.”
O_O You, are my new favorite person.
lol…
We’d knock that off, but the smell of your cooking gets us hot.
I personally think that the comments are funnier than the chart itself.
Hahaha agreed. I just read through all of them and I’ll probably be giggling for a couple of hours now.
meaningless is a bit harsh dude…pick a man you at least have feelings for..
Hey, now. Lust is too a feeling!
Nice! Haha that’s one I haven’t heard before.