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So… Australians aren’t human? D: I should have known something was wrong with them!
(Also, first? :O)
They aren’t spelled correctly either.
Also, insects are apparently no longer a type of animal. Otherwise lolworthy.
Insects AREN’T animals. Insects are insects. At least I think this is how we categorized things in science class.
actually insects are in the animal kingdom. of course so are humans and even those australians.
And such wild, wonderful animals those Aussies are! I’ve yet to meet one that wasn’t awsome to party with.
Well now you have.
Awww you’re no fun any more!
Hey, we’re human! Barely, but anyway…
Kangaroos arn’t human
Yes they are
Human: A mostly furless mammal that is comparativly weak to other animals, but has a brain the approximate size of a football. It is almost the top speceis on this planet, and if it’s behavior is not curbed, it will destroy the planet. they are omnivoires.
Kangaroo: A mammal, it is a marsupial capable of jumping long distances, and boxing. Like all marsupials, kangaroos carry their young in a pouch, and are vegetarians.
Did your science class teach you there’s an additional kingdom for classifying living organisms? Stop trying to blame your lack of education on your teachers. If you’d been paying attention in class you wouldn’t be so ignorant.
Insects aren’t animals? Let me guess the kingdom then: Insectillia?
What about other invertebrates? Are they animals?
People should grab a biology book before trying to comment on something they don’t know anything about.
Oh calm the hell down, they’re just having a bit of fun.
you idiots there are 5 classes of living things insects are in a seperate
one to other animals,
stupid americans
americans are stupid…but an animal is pretty much any organism that grows and develops over time and must feed on other organisms to survive
Wow Neek, really? Come on- that’s a bit of a low blow. Why do people on the internet always assume stupid comments come from America? Also, what they said was a joke anyways. So lighten up.
Plants arent animals. does that mean herbevoirs are plants as well?
True…but insects are still in the 1 of 5 that contains animals.
God, no kidding
G’day Mate
howayalright?
pretty good, wbu mate?
I was gonna say that!!!!
They are… but the graph is built on the fact that australians say, “G’day,Mate!”
The Australian word for friend is mate (g’day mate means hello friend). So, they always find mates, cause they (usually) have friends)
G’day mate?
Have we forgotten about Pirates? I think we have…
They have more mates than australians
As does any english speaking Navy.
And we Australians speak english, and last I heard, we had a navy too.
No, you West Islanders speak ‘Stralyan’.
bludy oaf we’s do
im aussie and no one i know speaks like that -.-
As an Australian I’ve never said G’day mate non-jokingly.
And you live in the city, right? I can tell you, at places like Cubbie Station… Any station… Any rural place… there is a PLAGUE.
Nah, it’s Strine.
how about Australian pirates?
I loled.
Spelling fail.
Otherwise, nicely lolworthy.
Oh, I GET IT! Australians. “mate”. Is funny!
That Y axis is all over the place..
Frequency: Never, Most of the Time, Always
Degree: Kind of, Not really
Amount: More than half
Pick a consistent scheme for your values!
The Y axis is in better shape than your sense of humour. Seriously, I’d get that looked at …
ha ha ha!
Who was being funny?
This was a good one. Love it.
Ignore the nit-pickers. You made me laugh. Good job!
Hah . . . sadly I didn’t get the Australian “mate” until someone actually explained it . . . age and all
Geeze mate, did you have your head in a roo pouch or something?
Geez mate, do you come from bad-stereo-type-ville?
Geez mate, can we stop going “Geez mate”?
When I lived in the dorm in college, a matched pair of socks appeared in my laundry. It was a pair of blue socks. I did not own any blue socks before the sock space-time wormhole reversed, if only briefly. This happened only once. I checked, the world did not end. I do not know the meaning of this fearful omen.
haha XD wow, I think that was the 1st Dire Herald of the Apocalypse (maybe the horses idea got shelved due to fear of PETA)
Ah dont you know about the Pratchet theory for the creation of the universe?
Its called “constant creation” were matter sneakes into the universe little bits at a time ‘ like lint and socks and coat hangers.
I lost a pair of blue soxez once!
Being from New Zealand I thought the Austalian one was in the same context as the other ones, not the whole G’Day mate thing.
What does an Australian use for Protection during sex?
A Bus Shelter
Why was Jesus born in the Middle East and not Australia?
Because God would have enough trouble finding 3 Wise men, let alone a Virgin…
*hangs head in silent mirth*
go pull on a wooly
It doesn’t matter if your a Kiwi bro or an Aussie mate. To everyone else in the world you’re just an Aussie
Bahhaha, nice. Love the kiwi’s, but I’ve never got such a dirty look as when we asked the B&B guy what was good to see in town and he directed us to the giant kiwi fruit, to which I replied “I thought kiwi fruit was Australian?” (As a joke of course), he didn’t get it. hehehe.
Ah, the Kiwis. They are just our poor cousins of the East.
LOL
Oh and dont read on if easy offended
How do you get a New Zealand lass pregnant?
(now this is your second warning dont read if your a soft)
Cum in her shoe and let the flys do the rest!
(told ya)
Very, very lolworthy. I shall have to remember these.
is this a jizz in your socks joke or a “i just did my laundry and I dont have a match for this one sock” joke?
the former
I was pretty sure it was the latter. I read all the comments under that assumption. And it all made sense.. until now.
Huh.
My cat is kleptomatic. He habitualy steals my soxez and puts them in worm hole! Srsly…
I’m Australian myself, and I lol’ed xD my father calls EVERYONE ‘mate’……..
me liky
lol
that was clever
no one noticed that last bit that says docks?
no sorry i don’t see any bit that says docks… i see socks but thats all
maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate!
{waits for another ozzie to answer the maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaating call}
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate!!!
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate!!!
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate!!!
Aussie Aussie Aussie!
oi! Oi! OI!
I work with a guy who even calls his wife mate. I hear him on the phone and presume he’s talking to a friend – but, no.
That poor woman.
Nice spelling mate!
what are docks? i don’t get the docks part. and i thought the australian bit was a comment on australian promiscuity (for what it is, i don’t know…) I am confused…
Oh dear…
mate = widely-used Australian slang term for “friend”
I’ve spent enough time on the east coast of Aus to realise that the west side says ‘mate’ more than easteners. Still, it’s generally the half-drunks hanging round the barbie who say it most.
Who the heck hangs around little plastic dress-up dolls! Srsly!
I can’t get over the fact that there are people that think insects aren’t animals. I understand separating the humans, because humans are arrogant enough to think we actually belong to a different kingdom, but insects? Come on. How stupid do you have to be?
It’s not as though the guy is going to write The Animal Kingdom and then socks, it would be a pretty pointless graph that wouldn’t make it anywhere near the front page. the guy split up the animal kingdom into a few subsections to make the graph more interesting. And according to your ‘logic’ Australians aren’t human, mr prejudice
Some native Austrailians are not, but they aren’t exactly human. Some don’t even look like they came from Earth!
Working class people say ‘mate’ a lot in Britain, do they?
Well, the vast proportion of Australians say ‘mate’ whether they’re working class, or business class, or upper class, and to lower classes, or to upper classes….that’s kind of the point, it cuts across class. Everyone can be called ‘mate’ from your dad to your boss to your girlfriend to the Prime Minister to the stranger you pass in the street.
I believe the guy who says he’s Australian and never says it, but the point is, he can. To anyone. And it would never seem out of place.
Come on Aussie, come on!
So much nitpicking! Lighten up, this is the first chart that made me LQTM for the longest time!
im from australia.
youre all stupid.
most americans cant find america a map of the world.
that proves something.
LEARN TO SPELL AUSTRALIAN.
:L
AND I NEVER SAY MATE.
thats a stereotype.
I am also Australian.
I don’t often say “mate”, but I hear it multiple times a day.
we’re *ALL* stupid and YOU’RE taking offense to stereotypes?
and where’d you get that statistic, citation please? i’ve never met an american who can’t fund the US on a map who’s over the age of 10.
Nowadays, over 5.
Learn to use correct punctuation and grammar!
Agreed, you’re not writing a haiku
SERIUOSLY, why has no one said anything about the Docks part on the end?
Where the heck are you getting Docks from?
The only people who say “mate” more than working-class British people are middle-class British people trying to get ‘matey’ with the working-class British person re-tiling their bathroom…
Oh SO TRUE.
Its right after Australian’s, im only the secodn person to mention it throught out all the comments
Are you visually challenged, dyslexic, or trolling?
HEY! My sibling is dyslexic! He can see better than you!
No i genuinely want to know that word is after Australian, it looks liek it says docks, or gocks. and neither make sense
Puck U Miss!
“that guy”, ur either drunk or blind because it says socks….either way pirates should be up there with the outbacks
Well i am half blind, but theres no way it says socks, and why hsant anyone narked on that? psh
Nobody has narked on it because it doesn’t say what you think it says.
Now go away, troll, and make an appointment with your optician.
Wat does this say?
S-O-C-K-S
Psh, I’m not the only one thats said it, and yes, i will do just that.
G’day mates, the average Aussie has many mates, therefore Australians rule the chart, get it mate? Also many Australians will mate with anything that moves making it more likely to physically mate. We also eat things that we mate with sometimes *burp*
i think your getting us mixed up with New Zealanders, they’re the ones that do the ewes
stupid just stupid
If navy guys are mates and australian guys are mates…
What do you call australians that are in the navy?
Double mates?
Yeah. Bunk mates.
I totally lol’ed at that!
FUNNY, FUNny
If you’re Australian and male, you’ve almost got to use the word ‘mate’ to survive, otherwise you won’t connect with most Ausssie guys. I wouldn’t say ‘mate’ to my close mates [haha] , I’d use names or nicknames, but if you talk to a bloke on the street you didn’t know, in a shop or in the pub you’d say “Excuse me mate, or hey mate, etc.” or something like that. It’s like saying neither of us are better than the other, like a brotherhood type of thing. You wouldnt use it in a job interview though! Rarely hear women use it, it’s more of a class determinant if they use it, like they’d be likely to be more working class if they’re calling you ‘mate’. I guess it’s a pretty good greeting, makes a stranger feel welcome, buts that what I noticed when in Europe, Aussies are more welcoming and trusting of strangers, but family ties are bigger there than here in Aus.
So true mate. Look, I did it then mate!
Bloody Oath mate.
And it’s not just men that say mate, it’s the women too.
Living in Canada now, people look at me weird when I say “How ya goin’ mate?” and then realise the accent……
lol we dont actually find “mates” (unless your talking about sex) we just call everybody mate (but not with that county accent[unless you live in the country regions] but we still have awsome accents)
umm…it because Aussies have the slag MATE as in friend
I love saying Mate.
You make heaps of friends everywhere you go and you get accepted into groups much quicker. It’s almost like a password. Haha, the only thing that makes me shudder is foreign impressions of Australians. “Giday Moite!”. I couldn’t help but roll my eyes when The Simpsons came to Oz. “Naw, it’s just a little kick up the bum.” Oh btw, this Australia Day I’ll be at the cricket.. you’ll see me. I’ll be the drunken flag. 
Us Auzzies are pretty damn cool.
In Australia slang isn’t really slang because its just so common evrywhere. Young and old, rich and poor, battlers and cityfolk, important and unimportant (but please no one ever say ‘fair shake of the sauce bottle’ ever!). I love slang and evrything about, LONG LIVE SMUSHING WORDS TOGETHER TO AVOID FLYS IN YA MOUTH!
aw, now i’m sad because all the socks are alone! D:
lol
fail graph is fail