Comments on: Situations in Which Toilet Paper is Available

By: Awesomewyvernguy

Awesomewyvernguy — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 04:04:08 +0000

What I do is try to reach for sink, cover hand in water, and use my hand. WASH THOROGHLY AFTER WORDS if you dont want your hand smelling like, well, crap.

By: gabi

gabi — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 04:02:49 +0000

best graph i’ve seen in a while

By: MLD

MLD — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 16:08:02 +0000

I think blowing your nose and peeing should be reversed, otherwise, perfect!

By: m-no

m-no — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 15:01:30 +0000

you think he’s hung?

By: barfbags

barfbags — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 14:30:42 +0000

well — some people like to go into the restroom to wash their hands real quick, check their hair, and then make a nasty pornographic film labeled “Toilet Whores” or something to that extent. so that’s what the ‘doing nothing’ is there for — or at least that’s why it’s there imo.

By: Disser

Disser — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 21:28:01 +0000

Actually, this is the first genuinally clever graph we’ve had in a long time. I give it a 5/5 stars. And I hope what you just said happens to you. For the sake of the children who come on here, I won’t say anything else…

By: Danbala

Danbala — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 20:42:48 +0000

It’s funny ’cause it’s true!

By: Fizzix

Fizzix — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 20:28:02 +0000

Is this based on the “do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars” structure, but inverted? Because if so, win. Otherwise, eh. I don’t eat chili anyway.

By: Stephen

Stephen — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 18:43:02 +0000

Do not eat two bowls of chili and then proceed to your boyfriend’s/girlfriend’s house.

By: Hitsuzen

Hitsuzen — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 17:23:23 +0000

Why do you think they call it a restroom?

By: Jordan

Jordan — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 15:12:12 +0000

The same way you will hang if you keep posting these dumb comments.

By: Czernobog

Czernobog — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 14:46:09 +0000

Also, why is there a “doing nothing” column? Is it for the times when you’re just hangin’ round the bathroom, chillin’?

By: Cheesehead Dave

Cheesehead Dave — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 13:54:49 +0000

But which way to the rolls hang? Frontwards or backwards?

By: NoOneInteresting

NoOneInteresting — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 10:03:39 +0000

Ah, butt gaskets. The illusion of protection.

By: barboid

barboid — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 09:53:17 +0000

blueguitarblues92, you left out the one where you’re in a public restroom about to pee your pants, there’s NO toilet paper and the butt gaskets are too far away to reach.

By: Czernobog

Czernobog — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 09:47:15 +0000

Nice. Too bad it’s yet another version of the same goddamn graph. I hope your scrotum ruptures.

By: susan

susan — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 09:25:01 +0000

the very best graph, ever! another 5 sheets from me

By: ClickClick

ClickClick — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 09:02:18 +0000

Well done chart. On a scale of 1 to 5, I give it 5 sheets.

By: aidilfbk

aidilfbk — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 08:28:09 +0000

Sooo true!