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Sooo true!
Well done chart. On a scale of 1 to 5, I give it 5 sheets.
the very best graph, ever! another 5 sheets from me
Nice. Too bad it’s yet another version of the same goddamn graph. I hope your scrotum ruptures.
Actually, this is the first genuinally clever graph we’ve had in a long time. I give it a 5/5 stars. And I hope what you just said happens to you. For the sake of the children who come on here, I won’t say anything else…
blueguitarblues92, you left out the one where you’re in a public restroom about to pee your pants, there’s NO toilet paper and the butt gaskets are too far away to reach.
Ah, butt gaskets. The illusion of protection.
But which way to the rolls hang? Frontwards or backwards?
The same way you will hang if you keep posting these dumb comments.
you think he’s hung?
Also, why is there a “doing nothing” column? Is it for the times when you’re just hangin’ round the bathroom, chillin’?
Why do you think they call it a restroom?
well — some people like to go into the restroom to wash their hands real quick, check their hair, and then make a nasty pornographic film labeled “Toilet Whores” or something to that extent. so that’s what the ‘doing nothing’ is there for — or at least that’s why it’s there imo.
Do not eat two bowls of chili and then proceed to your boyfriend’s/girlfriend’s house.
Is this based on the “do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars” structure, but inverted? Because if so, win. Otherwise, eh. I don’t eat chili anyway.
It’s funny ’cause it’s true!
I think blowing your nose and peeing should be reversed, otherwise, perfect!
best graph i’ve seen in a while
What I do is try to reach for sink, cover hand in water, and use my hand. WASH THOROGHLY AFTER WORDS if you dont want your hand smelling like, well, crap.