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At least he/she gets a pancake.
I WANT A PANKACE RIGHT NOW
Who makes pancakes at 3am??? Unless it’s your dinner…
I think that’s kind of the point…how often are you cooking at 3am? Yet that’s when it goes off most…get it? Ha….ha ha….ha.
Yeah, I am always cooking food on 3 a.m.
AT 3:00 a.m. Grammar fail. How can you place food upon 3:00 a.m.?
*rolls eyes*
(Nudges K) (pssst! Don’t ya just love Grammar Nazis?) *rolls own eyes too*
I would have added this category: Battery dying warning at 2am.
Still amusing though.
5th
It’s mostly one of my neighbours making the pancakes
Actually, in my old apartment the red would be split evenly between “making pancakes” *or in my case, grilled cheese* and “taking a shower.
Those damn things were so SENSITIVE!
My smoke alarm didn’t go off when there was actual smoke filling half my apartment, but it did the other day when I left my bathroom door open while showering. Fail.
YES! That’s exactly what I mean. My cats would throw a fit if I was home alone and shut any door, so I would leave the bathroom door open.
I ended up taking down that particular alarm because it was so annoying. I figured I had three others.
There are two types of smoke alarms. Ionization and photoelectric. They respond better to different things. Don’t ask me what they are because I don’t remember. But that is probably your problem
Bacon always sets mine off- long before the bacon is actually done…
title fail – more like “causes of smoke detector going off”
otherwise, true. and i support the “during/post-shower alarm” and “battery dying” suggestions.
my friend’s detector goes off whenever someone takes a hot shower. annoying!
Pie chart? Since when does the sum of all chances have to be 100%?
Also, of course those are the chances! You make many more pancakes than you have fires!
FAIL!
Why 100%? because per cent means ‘of 100′…
your post
epic fail
This just happened to me, like five minutes ago. Which makes this the funniest graph evar. bahaha.
*BEEP BEEP BEEEP*
Cookies are done kids!!
I think a bar graph would have been a better choice.
My alarm is so sensitive it goes off whenever I open the oven door…. so I disconnected it. In case of a REAL fire…. Im screwed.
That’s why I just keep one clipped to an air duct in my basement. That’s where the dryer, furnace a water heater are. If any thing major bursts into flames the alarm makes pleanty of noise through the air duct… you don’t wana know how I found THAT out.
Lets just say it was after midnight and cold outside.
Sounds like one of those events thats terrible at the time, but you laugh at it later. XD
You should also include “drunk people from the party next door smoking in the hallway because they’re too lazy to go outside and too stupid to realize that it will set off the alarm”.
darn… now I am compelled to go make pancakes an I just had dinner. O.o
What fiona said. 8-p
Pork chop sandwiches!
I’m learning english, wouldn’t it be ” Going ON”?
Off is correct.
Yes, there are a lot of weird things like that in English. Have fun with that.
To say it is going ON would make sense, yes. But with alarms, we say they go “off” when they’re really turning on. …..it doesnt make sense, but – that’s English for ya.
k, Thanks
At my 35th birthday party.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The only times my smoke alarm has gone off in my house were when I had more than 2 stove ranges going at once.
I rent a basement apartment from a lovely older couple, and I’m very suprised they’ve never come downstairs or even CALL after the thing blares for a few minutes to make sure everything is ok.
LOL Thats great
Grilled cheese is better. Much much better.
This happened to me at early-thirty one morning. Had to invite the guy upstairs to yank it out the ceiling. Woke him up, too.
so true! and then all your housemates get all pissed off cause they were thinking there was an actual fire…. -_-
My smoke detector went off once. There was a fire, but it didn’t go off until after I already put the fire out.
Shouldn’t this be a bar graph?
It’s still very funny, though
i was about to say the same thing lol…
the wonderful thing about marijuana is marijuana’s a wonderful thing
LOL OMG its happend to my and my friend before over at his house one night we were really stoned
From winnie the pooh, I get it.