Languages Upon Which Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Acting Career Was Built
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Arnold knows 3 words in Spanish?
Yes. I dont get this. Which 3 words are these? And why has everyone voted this a 10?
Hasta La Vista
That’s spanish? o_0
yes it is
I’m just BARELY resisting the urge to screenshot that comment and submit it to failblog.
WAY ahead of you.
Wow.
You guys.
Seriously.
You’re right I’m an idiot, don’t know about cj though
I am in fact an idiot thanks for asking!
Since when has there been an Austrian language?
it´s better than calling it pretty german
Yeah, I’m about to submit it to FailBlog as a language fail…
I was jo net wia’s dia damit geht, oba gaunz Hochdeitsch is des ned.
Gah – there’s a reason we do write regular German here…
np: Cranium Pie – Drying In The Sun (A Monstrous Psychedelic Bubble Vol. 1 (Disc 2))
Heh, my bad guys. I didn’t really know if they were the same language, and I relied on the intelligence of an English friend of mine for the information. Sorry if I offended anyone.
Not at all. Dutch and Danish are almost more similar to Standard German than Austrian German
Commence violent fist shaking in 3… 2… 1…
np: Yage – 831am (By Any Other Name)
Yeah, but it’s still a dialect and not a separate language. A little like Australian or (the different kinds of) American English are.
That doesn’t matter. It’s still a dialect and therefore still German.
For quite some time. Ask any Austrian – they’ll tell you they don’t speak German. Did you know the Dutch have their own language, too? And Portuguese, Spanish and Italian are not the same language. Danish is more than a pastry and those pesky Norwegians, Swedes and Finnish all have the audacity to have different languages as well. What will do with those wacky Europeans and their languages?
umm… I actually live in Austria. their national language is German. They speak German, and would classify themselves as German speakers. Austrian is not an actual language. Granted, the dialects can be pretty extreme, but the can speak High German (although, high German as it is taught in most schools and universities is not actually spoken anywhere, just like we do not use proper English). Of course the Finns, Danish and Norwegians have their own languages- no one was contesting that- i am not sure it is even relevant.
furthermore, Arnold is actually from a town very near to where i live, and its pretty common knowledge nowadays that he can barely speak German anymore, and the accent? yeah, hes faking it…
There’s no “Austrian” language. Austrians speak German. German is also spoken in Germany, Czechoslovakia (along with Czech), and Switzerland (along with French).
This shows the general stupidity of Americans. As a European, I’ll clarify it for everyone. First, Czechoslovakia hasn’t existed for 15 years, it’s now Czech Republic (who speak Czech) and Slovakia (who speak Slovakian). Second of all, to “Starbuck”, don’t be a cretin, of course Austrians would say they speak German, because they speak German. Third of all, Swiss also speak Italian.
And not those three alone, there is a 4th language in Switzerland. Romansh (Rätoromanisch). Spoken by like 2% of the people.
3 words in spanish that spanish people don´t say anymore… he robbed them!
I don’t think ‘Baby’ is Spanish.
I don’t think it said “4 words”…
Which is why it isn’t counted as one of the three words in Spanish.
I immediately thought this, and then said it all out loud a few times before I made a fail comment…
Just be thankful if he isn’t your governor. Hard to know what to do since my beloved state is going down in flames. I know I didn’t vote for him.
Well, on the plus side, you’ve got octuplets to pay for now.
You didn’t vote for Gov. Schwarzenegger? Then did you vote for Gary Coleman or the porn star?
What a great pun. “down in flames”
It’s not a pun based on “up in flames”; it’s a description related back to aircraft when they crash. Watch any old WWII documentary.
Don’t get me started on that woman. I can’t imagine a Doctor performing Invetro on the same woman 6 times. This woman is nuts. Why would you get pregnant if you already have 6 children you can’t feed, cloth or provide housing for? What an idiot. I will say it one more time. You have to have a license to have a dog but any idiot can have children.
Oh and can you imagine anyone seeking her out to counsel them? What an idiot!
He’s actually a decent governor. better than Davis thats for sure. and, contrary to popular belief, his english is actually decent. I was at a conference where he was the Key-Note, and his speeches are wonderful. Even not considering he is not a native speaker, his english is very good.
as for CA going down in flames… clever, but has nothing to do with Schwarzenegger. Aside from his decision to take money from education, he’s done well. And honestly, if he were president, i’d be perfectly ok.
I think people just like to think he’s an idiot because when he first came here and started doing movies, he had really poor english. but i highly doubt anyone would say that about Jackie Chan, who also had poor english when he came to america and started doing movies.
Or maybe people are just making fun of him because he’s an actor. Well lets look at someone who was NOT an actor: Bush. and look how well he did. so it’s safe to say that being an actor or not being an actor is not a qualifier for being a decent leader. If Bush had taken some speech lessons, i bet we wouldnt have made nearly as much fun of him, because really, your delivery is half the battle! listen to Hitlers old speeches: he was evil but the way he delivers his speeches makes you almost want to join. almost.
So now I’m fluent in two languages…. German AND Austrian
I speak pig latin and ubby dubby.
Ubbi Dubbi FTW.
Nice try, but more than half of Arnold’s major movies came out before Terminator 2.
Dangit. Someone always beats me to what I want to say.
Kudos.
That’s covered under “Broken English”
I think its actually Italian
And everyone KNOWS you’re a moron!
It is certainly good that “tired” is fluent in the Moronish language. Tired, it seems a bit boorish of you to assume that we all have the same advantages of culture and refinement that you do. It is Friday and tomorrow is Valentine’s day. It’s OK if Mike believes the three little words are Italian. He will never harm anyone or even himself believing that the Terminator knows 3 words of Italian. Ciao……….baby.
SHUT UP!
I can’t control my stupidity
You sound exactly like an epeeist I know. He’s an idiot. Sally, is that you?
Fail. His career is defined by a different three-word phrase that precedes “Hasta la vista’ by seven years – “I’ll be back.”
*claps loudly*
*Standing ovation, dropping lappytop on floor in process*
It’s not a toomah!
/me wonders how to say “IT’S NOT A TOOMAH” in español
“No es un túma.” (What’s a toomah, anyway?)
Really? He didn’t have a career before T2?
I am Hercules. Is it not enough that I have ridden in your chariot?
Doesn’t count, as he was dubbed. Which makes watching that particular movie a brain-bender. o_O
i love you guys.
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AUSTRIANS SPEAK GERMAN STUPID ADMIN OF THIS STUPID SITE BECAUSE AUSTRIAN LANGUAGE DOES NOT EXIST.
IS REALLY A SHAME FOR YOU EVEN FOR EUROPE A LITTLE BECAUSE I GUESS YOU ARE WHITE AMERICAN AS ALL WHITE AMERICANS ARE EUROPEANS.
THE ADMIN OF THIS SITE REALLY FAILED THAT SAID:AUSTRIAN LANGUAGE.
AMERICANS PLEASE LEARN SOMETHING FROM THE WORLD YOU ARE BEING MORE AND MORE STUPID.
Jesus Christ on a unicycle! Who the fck let the 6 year old onto the net? Can’t parents control their spawn anymore?
And mind you, he can’t even spell “Österreich” right.
Maybe he was trying for ‘ostrich’.
Also, it’s a stretch to say that Austrians speak German. They speak *a* version of German. In which they swallow a lot of vowels and add grunts, beer and Wiener Schnitzel.
And yes, the plural *is* ‘Schnitzel’. Even in Austria.
::singing:: “Wien, nur du allein…”
DUDE WE SPEAK GERMAN BECAUSE AUSTRIAN LANGUAGE DOES NOT EXIST.
THE POSTER OF THIS GRAPH JUST FAILED.
WHY ARE AMERICAN SO STUPID THAT DON’T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT NOTHING AND ESPECIALLY ABOUT GEOGRAPHY.
IN THIS CATEGORY UNFORTUNATELY ARE EVEN WHITE AMERICANS WHICH ORIGINALLY ARE EUROPEANS BUT AS I SAID THEY JUST GOT STUPID WHEN THEY WENT TO THE METROPOLITAN COUNTRY USA WHICH IS GOING DOWN EVERYDAY.
One black american said to me that austria is some country in usa. I said to her: No sweety is next to Japan .LOL
WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID. PLEASE WHITE AMERICANS WE INVITE ONLY YOU AS YOU ARE ORIGINALLY EUROPEANS AND WE HAVE TO MAKE YOU WISER BECAUSE THERE IN THAT USA YOU WILL GET MORE AND MORE STUPID.
so sadddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd.
Another n.a…zi. Get a life lo.oser. Even if he did a mistake we don’t give a SH.I.T about europe. Get it B..CH
thank you CMalburn!
Amerika was foundet by Europe… Please get informations about your 400-year history…
but dont matter we laugh bout you guys there ^^
Racist, and obnoxious.
By the way, what is a metropolitan country?
No, two words in spanish, baby is english bud
Because “Hasta la Vista” is totally only two words.
*claps*
and what?
nvm
No one saw his name was misspelled in the title?
You’ve got a point there…
I mean, no problem not knowing that they speak german in austria, but when you try to make fun of someone’s intellect, you’ve gotta do at least better than him, don’t you think?
Have you never heard of wikipedia? If you’d really been insecure what kind of language they speak you should have just checked the number one resource for all smart-asses on the internet.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austria
It’s German not Austrian, there is no Austrian language, in Austria they speak german!
This should get to the Fail blog!
Its like somebody say there is a Scottish or Australian language…
oh boy im embarrassed…
i admit you have a good point,but there is a scottish language…other than scots english..
scottish gaelic is essentially like the irish language(aka gaeilge..YES WE HAVE ONE TOO!!!)but with a few differences in spelling and pronounciation.kinda obvious seein as we’re all celts(apart from the picts,romans,saxons,danes,norse,normans…)
So I’m apparently trilingual. German and Austrian. I didn’t even try for Austrian, I must be a natural.
HEY Stupid Americans so I speak German, Austrian and Viennese lol as I was born and live in Vienna. Ah I forgot I speak the german-austrian-viennese-language of my city quarter and my family which live there has its Own dialect.
And remember stupid Americans that Austria is a very poor country and we are black and we live next to Japan. LOOOOOOOOOOOL
USA failed long time ago.
dumm Amerikaner.
HAHA
How about his three words in English? “Elect me AGAIN!”
Haha, I was confused at first because I was thinking “I’ll be back.” I was trying so hard to see how that was Spanish, then I remembered the other three famous words. ._.;
So why do all these crazy Europeans assume the submitter of this poorly informed graph is American? They’re probably Canadian!
just for info: they speak german in austria, as well as arnie does
Actually they speak German in Austria
there is no austrian language. austrians speak german.
Austrians speak german.
I want do add that “austrian” is not a language. austrians speak german.
Just for the record of having more people tell you this, but in Austria they speak German.
Austrian isn’t a language.
In Communist Austria german speaks people.
I prefer Hippie Kay Aye *#$#*$* – Bruce Willis
Uhm.. Austrian is not a language?! dumbass..
I love the little mini flame-fests going on here…
I think by now the guy knows that Austrian isn’t a real language and they speak German..so it doesn’t need any more saying
Austrians speak German. You know, not every country has it’s own language…