Comments on: Likelihood of experiencing the worst itch ever while performing various activities

By: Repair Man Man Man

Repair Man Man Man — Sat, 09 Oct 2010 00:22:26 +0000

Most browsers have a click ctrl and + option to enlarge. so that ‘.,..’ looks like ‘WOW’. and ,.., looks like DUDE!.
-sincerely Annoyee McShutupthatsenough

By: Rawr

Rawr — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 06:34:23 +0000

SOOO TRUE

By: Styves27

Styves27 — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 10:14:44 +0000

Heh, I don’t think I’d want to restart the song every single time I play it. >.<

By: Eric

Eric — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 23:55:07 +0000

Its harder on drums expert. there arent any sustain notes.
(i also play real drums and have a life other than RB)

By: ...

... — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 21:35:02 +0000

flames are entertaining though!

By: ...

... — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 21:29:45 +0000

its a game….whay does it matter anyway?

By: buttercup

buttercup — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 18:15:33 +0000

lol rofl

By: buttercup

buttercup — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 18:14:37 +0000

yes jello it is. If I could read what this graph said I might call it a fail.

By: Matt

Matt — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 00:20:22 +0000

What ever happened to people who people who played real guitar? It’s a lot harder to scratch when you are actually playing a 6 minute song on a real guitar!

By: Skuny

Skuny — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 05:51:30 +0000

yes

By: KoalaBurr

KoalaBurr — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 03:38:15 +0000

Y-axis FAIL.

By: KickAwesome

KickAwesome — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 15:45:20 +0000

I totally clicked on this while thinking about Rockband… and there you have it sportsfans.

By: TwilightJim

TwilightJim — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 20:48:47 +0000

Or perhaps “while drawing with compressed charcoal.”

Because it always happens, and you can’t scratch your nose without leaving a huge charcoal smudge on your face, and then you ask the guy sitting next to you if you’ve got charcoal on your face and he says “No” ’cause he thinks it’s funny, and then three hours later after you’ve been wondering why everyone at lunch has been snickering at you you look in a mirror and realize you’ve got charcoal all over your face. ><

Not that I speak from experience or anything.

By: Stephy

Stephy — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 07:22:16 +0000

Sorry, typing fail.

By: Stephy

Stephy — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 07:19:24 +0000

I’m a girl and I kick my boyfriends ass at Rockband and Guitar Hero.
And I have no encountered an itch so bad I had to pause the game so far. That’s what sustain notes are for, right?

By: Aggiefitz

Aggiefitz — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 02:24:44 +0000

Herman Li got raped on Guitar Hero by Through The Fire and The Flames.
But really, some kids i went to high school with tried to get into a battle of the bands playing Rock Band

By: that guy

that guy — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 11:38:48 +0000

itch*

By: that guy

that guy — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 11:38:16 +0000

To fish taco salad, i think she might take care of the tich

By: basically

basically — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 04:32:06 +0000

haha i was just thinking the same thing. it is not that serious…

By: stencer

stencer — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 02:30:37 +0000

Hah, for a second there I wondered if you were my fiance.
I happen to play with mine also and I like it more than he does =P

By: stencer

stencer — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 02:29:42 +0000

Definitely. I saw a video on youtube from Gene Simmon’s reality show, and they had Kiss play their own song on rock band, and they were terrible.

By: ShadJV

ShadJV — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 01:14:03 +0000

Unfortunately, that’s a common and inaccurate stereotype. Sure, some people who play Rock Band for some reason think they are good musicians… but most realize it is just a game and want to have fun with it.

I play guitar in real life, and playing it in Rock Band is not only easier, but feels a lot different. I mean, when I first tried Rock Band, it’s not like I was able to play it amazing because I play guitar.

By: ShadJV

ShadJV — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 01:08:29 +0000

Yeah, me and my fiance play Rock Band together; in fact, she likes it more than I do. Rock Band is party game at this point…

By: ShadJV

ShadJV — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 01:06:30 +0000

…like it’s inconvenient during foreplay? It is quite easy to quickly scratch the itch.

By: scott

scott — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 21:34:46 +0000

I’m going to have to suggest that you take your own advice =\ You are bent out of shape by the comments of people bent out of shape by the graph. That makes it broken for you to suggest meds for others imo …

By: Bart

Bart — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 20:39:38 +0000

You’re not human if you’re able to pause it and continiue without missing a note

By: stencer

stencer — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 19:27:12 +0000

Oh trust me I agree but you know everyone is assuming it’s a nerdy single boy with no life.

By: scott

scott — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 19:18:04 +0000

there’s nothing wrong with a girl meeting a girl.

By: stencer

stencer — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 16:59:36 +0000

Who says it’s a guy? I’m a girl and I do all of those things.

By: Sman

Sman — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 16:42:48 +0000

I know, right? Jeez people, it never says Rockband is important to his life, just that the itch is really bad when he gets into it. Most of the musical suggestions offered would’ve had an even smaller niche appeal than the Rockband choice.

By: Fish Taco Salad

Fish Taco Salad — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 16:21:51 +0000

And that would have made this graph funny…Will someone remake this graph using “While eating saucy babyback ribs”?????

By: papajon

papajon — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 16:01:34 +0000

There’s something really wrong with the world when I’m the one saying, ‘hey people lighten up’. But geez! What gives?

I may make a graph about Rock Band, World of Warcraft, and Dungeons and Dragons just to see who shreds it and flames it the most!

By: RJ

RJ — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 13:13:36 +0000

Just my ‘way late’ two cents…I love Rock Band because it is a real nice way to spend time with my two kids and wife when we are ‘stuck’ inside the house. Also, I was real happy to see the graph knowing that it would be SHREDDED in the comments section for being…well, for being THAT kind of graph.
Itches? Really? Next up, embarrasing booger moments of a 7th grader?

By: Josh

Josh — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 08:57:09 +0000

He is right though once you start a good song on rock band or guitar hero you just get a really bad itch.

By: jmblood

jmblood — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 08:38:30 +0000

This is not news to concert musicians, we’ve known this for centuries…u think 6 minutes is a long time try a 15 minute cadenza…:D

By: i hate everything

i hate everything — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 05:47:27 +0000

i agree too. i think people only invented those types of games so kids have bragging rights and no sort of importance in anyone’s life. i’ve played Rock Band before and if you get an itch, it is really easy to ignore since you are focused on something else. i wish there would be graphs that don’t have anything to do with when you have to sneeze or if you get a really bad itch or you have to go to the bathroom, etc.

By: Choir Nerd

Choir Nerd — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 04:49:16 +0000

You forgot about giving a choir performance where if you move during a song, the director will kill you in your sleep.

By: Aggiefitz

Aggiefitz — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 03:24:05 +0000

I play guitar and bass, and I feel that people like i know in my hometown are wastes. They truly believe they are good musicians because they play Rock Band a lot

By: Me

Me — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 02:33:16 +0000

I agree, could have been much funnier with another choice other than Rock Band. This graph caters to such a small niche of people…I am surprised it showed up on the front page

By: n8squared

n8squared — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 02:08:02 +0000

It’s just a game people chill out. most people who I know(including me) who play rock band well actually do play an instrument.

By: Doker

Doker — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 00:29:55 +0000

When the page was loading I could see the title of this Graph and was hoping that Rock Band would show up.

By: neurotype

neurotype — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 23:44:19 +0000

How does Rock Band outrank foreplay? Seriously, many better choices.

By: penguin_man

penguin_man — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 22:35:31 +0000

I thought he was saying that until I got closer to my screen. Hmm, upload this failblog maybe?

By: average jane

average jane — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 21:36:37 +0000

I was kind of distracted by the implication that you have up to a 125% chance of having an itch. Does that mean you have a 25% chance of getting a SECOND crazy-making itch AT THE VERY SAME TIME? Hmmm…

By: Duke

Duke — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 21:14:31 +0000

The most inconvenient time should have been “While eating saucy babyback ribs”

By: Czernobog

Czernobog — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 21:06:59 +0000

It’s sideways, that makes it original!

I wish testicular cancer on every single person who even considered submitting more of these likelihood vs inconvenience graphs.

By: jl5691426

jl5691426 — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 21:02:04 +0000

Agreed, though I might have just said “get a life.” Meeting a girl would be included in that.

By: Fish Taco Salad

Fish Taco Salad — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 20:39:49 +0000

Put down your toy guitar and meet a girl, then you will have something else more important to be worried about having an itch during.

By: Giant gummy bear on a stick

Giant gummy bear on a stick — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 19:48:29 +0000

Why do people make so many graphs about itches? Is it a trend or something?

By: LawShark

LawShark — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 19:30:57 +0000

Dude, you should get that itch looked at.