Comments on: During Obama’s Inaugural Speech

By: Jackie

Jackie — Sat, 06 Aug 2011 17:59:44 +0000

I choked on a breadstick during Obama’s inauguration…

By: David Hans

David Hans — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 18:47:07 +0000

Just because he is black does not make it racially motivated

By: Arandomguy

Arandomguy — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 20:40:44 +0000

I was Non-secretly hoping for a Headshot.

Me: Omg SHOOOOT HIIIIIIM! He’s Just STANDING THERE!!! AUUUUGH!

By: Major Jerk F. Ace

Major Jerk F. Ace — Mon, 24 May 2010 02:26:53 +0000

BOOM headshot!

By: Nobama

Nobama — Sun, 09 May 2010 14:07:14 +0000

Amen to that

By: Maggie

Maggie — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 01:57:26 +0000

that was borderline stupid, fallafel..

By: ravenx

ravenx — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 07:08:39 +0000

maybe he would just die and decrease the surplus population?

By: ravenx

ravenx — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 07:06:49 +0000

Oh yeah about health care!!, my company moved overseas and i lost my job, it would have cost me 700.00 a month to keep my coverage, i could see that happening {not} as my unemployment benefits only allowed me 500.00 a week.i am not worried about myself because i served in the military so i have medical. my son was diagnosed with crohns disease. the hospital turned us away three times sending us home with a script for antacid we had to apply for public health. thank god. what would i do with-out government health care!?

By: ravenx

ravenx — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 06:50:15 +0000

I believe that Obama could cure every disease known to man, bring about world peace, and perform miracles and there would still be haters.
the same people who blame the worlds or the country’s problems on him.
he didn’t start a war in iraq bush did it. you all talk about communism and dis-mantling the constitution, take a look at the patriot act, compliments of bush/cheney. BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING!

By: ravenx

ravenx — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 06:42:16 +0000

I could be wrong!

By: ravenx

ravenx — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 06:41:37 +0000

Lincoln didn’t have secret service. I believe that the secret service came about as a direct result of Lincolns assaination.

By: Cookies!

Cookies! — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 19:56:39 +0000

That was Border-line Rascist

By: buttercup

buttercup — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 18:21:49 +0000

my dark lord and master

By: m.j.k.

m.j.k. — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 01:48:18 +0000

That was so mind-blowingly well thought out that my brain nearly imploded as I was trying to wrap my fingers around the sheer blatant ingeniousness that is your comment.

By: m.j.k.

m.j.k. — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 01:37:22 +0000

who in the right mind would intentionally portray themselves as a pretentious asshole?

By: Mkay

Mkay — Sat, 30 May 2009 17:50:58 +0000

All Hail Satan

By: L.T. Smash

L.T. Smash — Wed, 20 May 2009 22:32:06 +0000

WHEN RANDY CANT DEAL FROM FACTS, RANDY DO THE BEST RANDY CAN TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS AND IRONICALLY NOT PROOFREAD RANDY TIRADE.

P.S. way to use “Dude” in your academic political passage.

By: Is

Is — Thu, 07 May 2009 17:25:17 +0000

Ooooh, and thirdly, after Soop’s other comments: Lincoln never wanted the slaves freed. He had slaves of his own, he didn’t want to give them up. But he was offered a nice little sum of money, and suddenly a hypocritical prick’s going down in history as a great guy.

By: Greg

Greg — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 09:18:34 +0000

Also stumble…I fell on my ass with this one!…..
I think the only reason I watched the speach was because I was covinced that there wasn’t a single crazy-nazi in the country that would let him get into office…

By: Obso1337

Obso1337 — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 08:47:46 +0000

This is the lulzy-est flame war I’ve seen in a while. Went from
a mediocre stumble to a great one real quick.
I approved.

By: Mur

Mur — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 08:58:41 +0000

STUMBLEUPON, ILU.
Why? Because that was the greatest string of comments I have ever read.
Actually, I never watched the speech because I had class, but I almost expected someone to tell me he was sniped.

By: Mr. Win

Mr. Win — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 07:55:19 +0000

I USE CAPS BECAUSE IT MAKES ME LOOK SMARTER AND IT GETS MY POINT ACROSS FASTER.

By: acornbelly

acornbelly — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 16:21:48 +0000

HAAAAAAAA! Best burn ever.

By: racing right along

racing right along — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 18:51:07 +0000

agree++

even though many Republicans I talked to said that her
nomination helped McCain. :-/

By: racing right along

racing right along — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 18:45:37 +0000

> If you think he was elected based on race, I think that is condescending toward
> the voters of this nation who chose him. You may not agree with their votes,
> but that does not mean they were not made in a careful and reasoned manner.

I _am_ condescending toward at least _some_ of the voters who chose him.

If you think he wasn’t elected based on race, I suggest you check out the exit polls and look at the results broken down by race.

By: Ratz

Ratz — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 00:12:13 +0000

Also because Cheney shot someone in the face. That would usually scare people away too

By: d4NGEROUS!

d4NGEROUS! — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 20:15:23 +0000

The matrix. Duh, idjet.

By: d4NGEROUS!

d4NGEROUS! — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 20:09:24 +0000

I can haz elephunt sex? wOOOT!

By: SaraH

SaraH — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 20:25:01 +0000

Hahahah. The pie chart is kinda funny, but the comments are priceless! I <3 stumbling. XD

By: Dave

Dave — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 16:28:54 +0000

Yeah, and I learned in 3rd grade abount Manifest Destiny. That was 1965, before “Bury my heart at Wounded Knee” And the AIM movement. The most important thing to remember is to keep an open mind. Sometimes, what you learn is wrong. Ask Galileo about that!

By: Dave

Dave — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 15:57:20 +0000

First of all, Randy ( the wannabe Rush L, don’t even know
that Rush is a rock band) As an active Democrat since 1980
I have been listening to your kind”s vitriol for too long. I
didn’t enjoy my losses over the years, but I still respected
the office of POTUS. If you can’t respect the first president
in 8 years to win honestly, then you have a problem that you
really ought to keep to your own bad self! If you have such a problem with our system, maybe you should try Russia, Saudi Arabia or Iran
where there is only one party. Better yet, try N. Korea where
there is no party! Why do Dems get laid more often than
the “Rs”? Whoever heard of getting a piece of elephant!

By: merri

merri — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 15:19:05 +0000

amen brother
obama wouldnt have gotten my vote if he were white and mccain would have if he would have been black actually if u put condi in the running it would be no contest
all bases covered
game over
we win
whiny libs

By: Jamero

Jamero — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 11:01:19 +0000

i dON’T bELIEVE iN sENDING aLL cAPS. tHat, tO mE iS sILLY sTuff.

By: Steve-o

Steve-o — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 14:22:59 +0000

What colour is Obama again?

By: Satan

Satan — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 09:13:49 +0000

stumbling is my favorite (b.t.w. I completely disagree- you’re wrong)

By: tehRika

tehRika — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 14:48:09 +0000

Oh…O_O
Dude. Kanye West called, he wants his caps lock back.

By: Will.i.am

Will.i.am — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 04:29:49 +0000

There is one thing I love about outspoken conservatives; you can always tell they are losing an argument when they start yelling. I won’t even debate anything you said. All I have to say now is look where the last eight years of conservative politics got us…. a recession and an open ended war. Well done.

By: Oh yeah

Oh yeah — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 00:35:12 +0000

I’m just glad you’re going to be miserable for awhile. Quit trying to drag others down with you. I thought you said only Liberals do that.

By: Laura

Laura — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 00:29:26 +0000

Okay, so you’re just so enlightened you’ve managed to find another use for the caps lock function.

By: Steffeeen

Steffeeen — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 21:23:56 +0000

I’m so guilty i feel sick xP

By: terminus

terminus — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 15:35:35 +0000

“assent is a word not a term… it’s not a special term, ist it”

LOL!

classic

By: RANDY

RANDY — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 21:42:00 +0000

no not bitter, just sad at the mind set of the sheeple that
voted for this sorry assed excuse for a president….
and that people , like you defend him not on his record
(or the lack thereof ) because it speaks for itself. but for
the emotion instead of concern for their country….
if this man turns the country around without destroying
the constitution and our republic, I will get in line for the
party. till then I am a against what he stands for.
the truth is that people like you want me to be bitter and
angry…sorry dumbass I dont have time , I have to speak
out against people like you and your ilk, that think barry is
the messiah, or a LINCOLN …… listen to him speak down
to people telling him he know what better for them, that
the government can cure all the evil of society….
what hogwash…. So mr demented if all you can do is asked
me if I am bitter, get a life and go elsewhere ….. your
opinion really mean less than mine to me….. idiot

By: casey

casey — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 21:34:15 +0000

Why does every person who feels even slightly disenfranchised feel the need to post a comment in all caps and hit send without looking it over for evidence of their obliviousness or general stupidity? Learn some grammar, RANDY, then bring forth your argument. Damn it.

By: Deeply DemmenteD

Deeply DemmenteD — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 14:11:28 +0000

holy crap there really is an end i thought i had found some sort of infinity loop

some really funny posts up there

By: Deeply DemmenteD

Deeply DemmenteD — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 14:07:09 +0000

a quick question to randy

are you maybe (and this is a stretch) just maybe a little bitter

By: RANDY

RANDY — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 06:13:47 +0000

the sickness is the fact that racism will never die until he can, and other
blacks can just become Americans….. why do they want to be
african americans, other blacks sold them into the slavery they are
always crying about….. the fact that he speech was plagiarized from 20 other great speeches will just over look……

By: RANDY

RANDY — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 05:04:01 +0000

whoa!!! had to go to the dictionary for that one did you!

By: RANDY

RANDY — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 05:02:18 +0000

You fail, RANDY. Poor conservative. When will you realize
everything you think you know is a lie?

Take the red pill RANDY.

POOR ME, I’M NOT THE IDIOT THAT VOTED FOR THIS
PIECE OF HUMAN EXCREMENT…. I WILL NEVER BE POOR
IN THE KNOWLEDGE OF THAT THANK YOU…… YOU WATCH
TO MUCH SCIENCE FICTION mike? …. whenever the
liberal cant find a good agrument, a personal attack will
suffice….. again thank you for making my point…. stupid,
and yes that is personal….

By: mike?

mike? — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 04:48:38 +0000

You fail, RANDY. Poor conservative. When will you realize everything you think you know is a lie?

Take the red pill RANDY.

By: Boxes

Boxes — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 00:47:14 +0000

Agreed.
Here’s to more boxes within boxes