Comments on: When cops are..

By: NoriMori

NoriMori — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 20:50:32 +0000

They’re in separate categories of funniness, so you can’t really compare them… Plus, that’s not that witty…

By: NoriMori

NoriMori — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 20:49:44 +0000

Chuck Norris is a homophobe. So I don’t think anyone should be caring about whether he gets insulted or not.

By: NoriMori

NoriMori — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 20:48:57 +0000

The “Inspector Gadget” and “Rodney King Incidents” were the only ones I got, and they’re both true. XD

By: buttercup

buttercup — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 18:26:04 +0000

how DARE you insult Chuck Norris. I hope he punches you in the face with his chin, if he hasn’t already. . .

By: george

george — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 08:48:57 +0000

anyone who calls chuck norris OR anytthing related to chuck norris stupid will die horribly, did you know that there is no such thing as tornados? chuck norris just hates trailer parks!

By: Captain Oblivious

Captain Oblivious — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 17:33:19 +0000

If anything, Andy Summers and Stewart Copeland belong inside the “competent” bubble, and Sting outside it. Why they paraded around with that no-talent Tantric hack is beyond me.

By: Mordeir

Mordeir — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 20:57:16 +0000

They should have Titled the chart “When POLICE are…” and just put “Competent” in the blue circle. That way the joke would have sucked less.

By: phreakre

phreakre — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 16:09:12 +0000

Almost as good as my Venn diagram on how police are made:
- 5 parts hypocrite, 2 parts bully.

By: Name (required)

Name (required) — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 20:28:47 +0000

total WIN! Sting Ftw

By: Wolvie

Wolvie — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 12:54:38 +0000

Obama voter.

By: Robert

Robert — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 08:20:27 +0000

Rodney King was a scum bag who deserved to get smacked around.

By: Robert

Robert — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 08:20:02 +0000

Reckless, perhaps, but that’s different than careless. Careless implies you just fire your weapon randomly. Reckless involves tearing through the streets of San Francisco to escape an exploding RC car. God that movie was awesome. Clint Eastwood, Liam Neeson, and Jim Carrey. If it had Sean Connery, that would perhaps be the best collection ever.

By: Robert

Robert — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 08:18:23 +0000

And that is why you don’t put your gun on the same side as your Tazer

By: Robert

Robert — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 08:17:44 +0000

Message in a Bottle is so much better.

By: oboewan

oboewan — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 18:05:08 +0000

He wants you to think that he’s incompetent.

In reality, he’s REALLY incompetent.

By: Chairman meow

Chairman meow — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 08:25:36 +0000

Chairman meow Fears not the Chuck. Bring it on honky!

By: Chairman meow

Chairman meow — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 08:18:08 +0000

True, never meant to suggest all cops are bad, just the one’s I mentioned.

By: Chairman meow

Chairman meow — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 08:10:22 +0000

I’m so sorry INSPEKTR GADJETT is stupid. There, happy now?

By: Guess Again

Guess Again — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 21:57:06 +0000

@Van Liagen: are you trying to open a can of worms here?
“Thought they were innocent”…are you kidding?

By: fjaradvax

fjaradvax — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 14:35:09 +0000

That’s what he *wants* you to think!

By: slaggingham

slaggingham — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 13:08:07 +0000

Dirty Harry wasn’t careless… he never shot anybody who didn’t have it coming. Harry was Violent and Competent.

By: PM

PM — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 12:56:51 +0000

Hey scott, sounds like the cops put a kink in your crack sales. Next time
you’re in danger, call a plumber!

By: J

Sat, 31 Jan 2009 10:49:44 +0000

Wow. This chart is offensive.

By: Van Liagen

Van Liagen — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 10:40:21 +0000

Rodney King cops? Thought they were innocent..

By: Paul

Paul — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 04:06:41 +0000

Not necessarily. It’s a Venn diagram. It just means that competent police include sting. I’m sure that there’s other competent cops in there too.

By: Kortaka

Kortaka — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 03:59:58 +0000

*gasp*
STING!!!

By: Brandon_ha

Brandon_ha — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 03:40:49 +0000

what about that oakland cop?

By: DjM

DjM — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 03:40:14 +0000

Never insult Ch-ck! It doesn’t matter, however, as the second you uploaded this graph a roundhouse kick hit you and the face.

By: Yosh

Yosh — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 02:12:18 +0000

What about Inspector Clouseau? I’d say he’s even more incompetent than Gadget.

By: CDB

CDB — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 01:14:12 +0000

totally u r teh stoopidz graf makeder!!1! OMG

By: Sensei Le Roof

Sensei Le Roof — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 23:43:27 +0000

Synchronicity!

By: scott

scott — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 23:08:36 +0000

More competent than some of these pigs that are out on patrol.

By: Ben

Ben — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 22:16:16 +0000

This was SOOOO good I had to make my first GJ comment ever.

AWESOME!!

By: Jefoid

Jefoid — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:14:02 +0000

Fail, Sting isn’t competent. Good singer though.

By: Adelaide Victoire

Adelaide Victoire — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 20:34:13 +0000

Hmmm…. Needed something about Officer Michaels and Officer Slader.

By: Yo

Yo — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 20:29:16 +0000

OMG I EM SO OFFENDED U CALLD INSPEKTR GADJETT STUPD U SHUD APOLAGISE RITE NOW

By: Stacy

Stacy — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 20:27:49 +0000

He wasn’t calling the show stupid. He was implying that the character of Walker was not the brightest crayon in the box.

By: Stacy

Stacy — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 20:26:24 +0000

I LOL’ed

By: Kashmir

Kashmir — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 20:01:52 +0000

That’s all I want to say to you.

By: jared

jared — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 19:38:36 +0000

this graph is a fail without stewart copeland…

By: Stephen

Stephen — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 19:15:27 +0000

Do do do do – da da da da.

By: byaleboundw

byaleboundw — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 19:11:30 +0000

Sting was/is in the band called The Police. This person is saying the only competent police is the band, not actual police officers.

By: oboewan

oboewan — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 19:07:37 +0000

It means “Sting, of The Police.”
(click name)

By: Carme

Carme — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 18:43:49 +0000

But….Walker wasn’t stupid. Walker was the best show on at the time. The only one me, my parents, sisters, and nieces and nephews could all watch without problems.

P.S. I think he should still write Chuck an apology for calling the show that he co-produced stupid…

By: RS

RS — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 18:17:17 +0000

I’m curious if the poster is referring to the character’s intelligence or calling the show stupid. I don’t recall the main character being unintelligent.

By: Jessica

Jessica — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 17:48:22 +0000

LOL I love the random Sting reference. Was not expecting that one.

By: Pheemz

Pheemz — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 17:45:56 +0000

Ooh, someone just get pulled over for speeding? I sense a lot of butt hurt aimed at the police in this one.

By: Shancey

Shancey — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 17:41:52 +0000

Hah, nicley done. I enjoyed. Finally

By: Nick R. Bocker

Nick R. Bocker — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 17:38:29 +0000

Technically he called Walker, Texas Ranger, stupid, not Chuck Norris. Chuck was just playing a role. He is, after all, a dramatic, comedic, martial arts, and in all other ways genius.

By: moi

moi — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 17:35:57 +0000

yeaahhhhh