Comments on: Reasons I Mess Up During Guitar Hero

By: Camzalot

Camzalot — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 22:33:47 +0000

Me and my friend play guitar hero and then we start yelling.
“My nose itches!!” No one scratches TT__TT

By: grapher

grapher — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 08:23:02 +0000

you forgot “my brother stole the controller and i had to chase him around the house and get it” part.

By: ME

ME — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 00:49:21 +0000

blaming the difficulty is the exact same thing as saying i dont have the skill, you’re saying that its to hard for you A.K.A I dont have enough skills for it

By: Justin

Justin — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 21:56:48 +0000

lol are you stupid?

By: MasterKitteh

MasterKitteh — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 21:55:06 +0000

Wow, playing guitar hero = no girlfriend? Someone call a scientist!

By: keikii

keikii — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 09:20:18 +0000

STAR POWER!!!

that and when i’m in the middle of a nice long streak, i accidentally hit the pause button. |:

By: roflcopter

roflcopter — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 07:25:55 +0000

“I own at Grand Theft Auto. which, i dont really care about because
stealing real cars is a lot better….”

Fixed.

By: IEatGuitarsForDinner

IEatGuitarsForDinner — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 21:22:53 +0000

By: IEatGuitarsForDinner

IEatGuitarsForDinner — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 21:21:24 +0000

I own at guitar hero. which, i dont really care about because
REAL guitar is a lot better than this digital piece of plastic.

By: RPG Nerd

RPG Nerd — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 15:37:31 +0000

My husband usually says something along the lines of, “The controller messed up”, “I strummed that note but the guitar didn’t register it”, “The HD TV messes with the resolution of the game”, but of course it’s never just because he simply messed up.

Me, I just suck at GH.

By: AngelMax

AngelMax — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 20:23:12 +0000

Star Power always screws me up.

BTW, I’m single and looking for a nerdy boy…

By: Bob

Bob — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 01:26:38 +0000

Win.

By: Mythus

Mythus — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 14:17:59 +0000

I need to check GraphJam more often. I can’t believe this was posted.

By: neo644

neo644 — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 15:59:34 +0000

Also ‘tried alternating up/down strums’ and ‘used star power button and missed a note’
Or how it happens to me, “Played song on expert and cant play it on a lower difficulty’

By: neo644

neo644 — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 15:56:28 +0000

Yeah, I was playing GH:WT playing What I’ve Done Expert Bass (Easy song for expert bass) and I missed JUST ONE NOTE!

By: Tom

Tom — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 23:48:04 +0000

Another one could be “lost my concentration after tipping for Star Power”

By: CDGA

CDGA — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 17:47:52 +0000

Indeed it did. Although when you mess up now is when trying to quickly press the tiny pause button.

By: Hoogs

Hoogs — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 16:27:06 +0000

Because you’re drunk should definitely be a wedge…yay college

By: krisper

krisper — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 06:07:24 +0000

reasons i mess up
my fingering sucks *giggle*
i cant switch fast enough
and the parts i just plain suck at
i can get a perfect streak on one up until the darkness riff, but at least i finish the song (on expert)
but i cant do raining blood on expert
i learned to ignore the streak message though
and since i have big hands *giggle* i can leave my thumb and index on the strum bar, and have my pinky *giggle* on the select button

By: arrrr

arrrr — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 04:47:10 +0000

“Why’d you mess up?”
“it is hard.”
“Stop blaming your failure on other things, man up and accept that you don’t
have enough skill!”
“…that’s…what I just said.”

By: Shancey

Shancey — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 04:01:43 +0000

I’m glad World Tour guitar fixed said problem

By: Shancey

Shancey — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 03:59:59 +0000

I have heard that she even says that too

By: ash

ash — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 01:52:22 +0000

Is missing the large section “I don’t have the skill”. Stop blaming the difficulty. etc

By: Justin

Justin — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 00:25:26 +0000

That’s why I press select. It actually works for me.

By: DrHorrible

DrHorrible — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 21:41:59 +0000

This comment made me scream with laughter. VERY good.

By: DrHorrible

DrHorrible — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 21:40:55 +0000

I agree with this comment.

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 21:30:22 +0000

and saying ‘it’s an itch on the inside of my nose’ doesn’t excuse what we saw you doing…

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 21:29:29 +0000

Why don’t you go back to your girlfriend? On second thought, go back to being a troll, we all know you don’t have a girlfriend.

By: Colleen

Colleen — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 20:20:06 +0000

That is EXACTLY what she said!

By: video game nub

video game nub — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 19:42:02 +0000

Reasons I mess up – I suck

Reasons my husband screws up – hand cramps, pausing the game, battery dying in cordless guitar, children covering screen with their hands, wife trying to talk to him, cell phone ringing…

I could go on, but I don’t think I need to

By: Dex

Dex — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 15:53:44 +0000

So. true. it. hurts.

By: butterflysigh

butterflysigh — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 14:30:13 +0000

Reasons I Mess Up:

99% – i have terrible hand-eye coordination
1% – finger cramp

By: adam antichrist

adam antichrist — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 12:35:15 +0000

thank fook i spent my teen years learning to play an actual guitar instead of that stupid game

By: gobo

gobo — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 11:30:36 +0000

Nye. * shrugs shoulders* Yawn.

By: BigBang

BigBang — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 10:35:27 +0000

i was referring to the Guitar Queer-O episode of South Park

By: Phen--

Phen-- — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 09:41:36 +0000

/freezes in dramatic pose

By: not all about you

not all about you — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 04:40:55 +0000

You’re not going to be able to relate to every graph that makes it to the front page. Guitar Hero’s a popular game and there are plenty of people who can see the humor in this. Sorry it didn’t connect for you. Better luck tomorrow.

By: giraffe giraffe

giraffe giraffe — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 01:24:54 +0000

and that is why you play guitar hero.
it’s okay, that’s why i play too.

By: jamesy

jamesy — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 01:04:51 +0000

and thus bigbang proves the accuracy of the graph “when you will be called gay”…

By: konkonsn

konkonsn — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 00:25:39 +0000

*gives cookie and juice*

Now go take a nappie. You can come back to the forums when you learn to play nice with the other boys and girls.

By: Rachel

Rachel — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 22:43:45 +0000

Mine is my nose itches

By: Rachel

Rachel — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 22:43:23 +0000

Really? My reason is my nose starts itching and no one’ll scratch it

By: Ferdbags

Ferdbags — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 22:13:46 +0000

I feel your pain

By: Persona

Persona — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 22:09:44 +0000

50 note streak pops up text above the board that wiggles there for a few seconds and draws your attention away from what you’re doing, where upon you miss notes and mess up. I’d say that would make it a subset of “I was distracted”, thus this should be a Venn diagram.

Trying to do star power by palming the select button and instead accidentally pausing the game gets me a whole bunch also. And the irony of that is I go for select to prevent from the missing incurred while trying the tilt method…sigh..

By: Noob

Noob — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 22:09:40 +0000

I know mommy and daddy always told you that you are “special” and that you” can be anything you want to be”, but now you know … Mommy and Daddy are LIARS!

By: tired

tired — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 22:06:13 +0000

Or you just suck at guitar hero. Maybe you should stick to making graphs that are funny, interesting, and witty.

On second thought, go back to guitar hero.

By: pois.

pois. — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 21:55:12 +0000

i feel your pain.

By: Jessica

Jessica — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 21:52:55 +0000

It’s. So. True. Every dang time. And PhoenixM, star power always gets me too.

By: Moe

Moe — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 21:00:51 +0000

me not untersdand

By: Jordan

Jordan — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 20:54:27 +0000

That’s what she said.