You’re not going to be able to relate to every graph that makes it to the front page. Guitar Hero’s a popular game and there are plenty of people who can see the humor in this. Sorry it didn’t connect for you. Better luck tomorrow.
“Why’d you mess up?”
“it is hard.”
“Stop blaming your failure on other things, man up and accept that you don’t
have enough skill!”
“…that’s…what I just said.”
blaming the difficulty is the exact same thing as saying i dont have the skill, you’re saying that its to hard for you A.K.A I dont have enough skills for it
I know mommy and daddy always told you that you are “special” and that you” can be anything you want to be”, but now you know … Mommy and Daddy are LIARS!
50 note streak pops up text above the board that wiggles there for a few seconds and draws your attention away from what you’re doing, where upon you miss notes and mess up. I’d say that would make it a subset of “I was distracted”, thus this should be a Venn diagram.
Trying to do star power by palming the select button and instead accidentally pausing the game gets me a whole bunch also. And the irony of that is I go for select to prevent from the missing incurred while trying the tilt method…sigh..
Reasons my husband screws up – hand cramps, pausing the game, battery dying in cordless guitar, children covering screen with their hands, wife trying to talk to him, cell phone ringing…
reasons i mess up
my fingering sucks *giggle*
i cant switch fast enough
and the parts i just plain suck at
i can get a perfect streak on one up until the darkness riff, but at least i finish the song (on expert)
but i cant do raining blood on expert
i learned to ignore the streak message though
and since i have big hands *giggle* i can leave my thumb and index on the strum bar, and have my pinky *giggle* on the select button
Also ‘tried alternating up/down strums’ and ‘used star power button and missed a note’
Or how it happens to me, “Played song on expert and cant play it on a lower difficulty’
My husband usually says something along the lines of, “The controller messed up”, “I strummed that note but the guitar didn’t register it”, “The HD TV messes with the resolution of the game”, but of course it’s never just because he simply messed up.
Thinking about my girlfriend … oh wait! I dont’ have one!
and that is why you play guitar hero.
it’s okay, that’s why i play too.
Star Power always screws me up.
BTW, I’m single and looking for a nerdy boy…
That’s great…why do we need to hear about it?
You’re not going to be able to relate to every graph that makes it to the front page. Guitar Hero’s a popular game and there are plenty of people who can see the humor in this. Sorry it didn’t connect for you. Better luck tomorrow.
I agree with this comment.
Is missing the large section “I don’t have the skill”. Stop blaming the difficulty. etc
“Why’d you mess up?”
“it is hard.”
“Stop blaming your failure on other things, man up and accept that you don’t
have enough skill!”
“…that’s…what I just said.”
blaming the difficulty is the exact same thing as saying i dont have the skill, you’re saying that its to hard for you A.K.A I dont have enough skills for it
lol are you stupid?
Where I always blow it is tilting the guitar to try to activate Star Power.
That’s what she said.
I know mommy and daddy always told you that you are “special” and that you” can be anything you want to be”, but now you know … Mommy and Daddy are LIARS!
That is EXACTLY what she said!
That’s why I press select. It actually works for me.
I have heard that she even says that too
Win.
That would be a yes.
me not untersdand
50 note streak pops up text above the board that wiggles there for a few seconds and draws your attention away from what you’re doing, where upon you miss notes and mess up. I’d say that would make it a subset of “I was distracted”, thus this should be a Venn diagram.
Trying to do star power by palming the select button and instead accidentally pausing the game gets me a whole bunch also. And the irony of that is I go for select to prevent from the missing incurred while trying the tilt method…sigh..
I feel your pain
I’m glad World Tour guitar fixed said problem
Indeed it did. Although when you mess up now is when trying to quickly press the tiny pause button.
It’s. So. True. Every dang time. And PhoenixM, star power always gets me too.
i feel your pain.
Or you just suck at guitar hero. Maybe you should stick to making graphs that are funny, interesting, and witty.
On second thought, go back to guitar hero.
*gives cookie and juice*
Now go take a nappie. You can come back to the forums when you learn to play nice with the other boys and girls.
Why don’t you go back to your girlfriend? On second thought, go back to being a troll, we all know you don’t have a girlfriend.
Really? My reason is my nose starts itching and no one’ll scratch it
Me and my friend play guitar hero and then we start yelling.
“My nose itches!!” No one scratches TT__TT
Mine is my nose itches
and saying ‘it’s an itch on the inside of my nose’ doesn’t excuse what we saw you doing…
and thus bigbang proves the accuracy of the graph “when you will be called gay”…
/freezes in dramatic pose
This comment made me scream with laughter. VERY good.
i was referring to the Guitar Queer-O episode of South Park
Nye. * shrugs shoulders* Yawn.
thank fook i spent my teen years learning to play an actual guitar instead of that stupid game
Reasons I Mess Up:
99% – i have terrible hand-eye coordination
1% – finger cramp
So. true. it. hurts.
Reasons I mess up – I suck
Reasons my husband screws up – hand cramps, pausing the game, battery dying in cordless guitar, children covering screen with their hands, wife trying to talk to him, cell phone ringing…
I could go on, but I don’t think I need to
reasons i mess up
my fingering sucks *giggle*
i cant switch fast enough
and the parts i just plain suck at
i can get a perfect streak on one up until the darkness riff, but at least i finish the song (on expert)
but i cant do raining blood on expert
i learned to ignore the streak message though
and since i have big hands *giggle* i can leave my thumb and index on the strum bar, and have my pinky *giggle* on the select button
Because you’re drunk should definitely be a wedge…yay college
Another one could be “lost my concentration after tipping for Star Power”
Also ‘tried alternating up/down strums’ and ‘used star power button and missed a note’
Or how it happens to me, “Played song on expert and cant play it on a lower difficulty’
Yeah, I was playing GH:WT playing What I’ve Done Expert Bass (Easy song for expert bass) and I missed JUST ONE NOTE!
I need to check GraphJam more often. I can’t believe this was posted.
My husband usually says something along the lines of, “The controller messed up”, “I strummed that note but the guitar didn’t register it”, “The HD TV messes with the resolution of the game”, but of course it’s never just because he simply messed up.
Me, I just suck at GH.
I own at guitar hero. which, i dont really care about because
REAL guitar is a lot better than this digital piece of plastic.
“I own at Grand Theft Auto. which, i dont really care about because
stealing real cars is a lot better….”
Fixed.
:p
STAR POWER!!!
that and when i’m in the middle of a nice long streak, i accidentally hit the pause button. |:
Wow, playing guitar hero = no girlfriend? Someone call a scientist!
you forgot “my brother stole the controller and i had to chase him around the house and get it” part.