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Reasons I Mess Up During Guitar Hero


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Reasons I Mess Up During Guitar Hero

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  1. Noob says:

    Thinking about my girlfriend … oh wait! I dont’ have one!

  2. MNM says:

    That’s great…why do we need to hear about it?

  3. PhoenixM says:

    Where I always blow it is tilting the guitar to try to activate Star Power.

  4. Claire says:

    That would be a yes.

  5. Moe says:

    me not untersdand

    • Persona says:

      50 note streak pops up text above the board that wiggles there for a few seconds and draws your attention away from what you’re doing, where upon you miss notes and mess up. I’d say that would make it a subset of “I was distracted”, thus this should be a Venn diagram.

      Trying to do star power by palming the select button and instead accidentally pausing the game gets me a whole bunch also. And the irony of that is I go for select to prevent from the missing incurred while trying the tilt method…sigh..

  6. Jessica says:

    It’s. So. True. Every dang time. And PhoenixM, star power always gets me too.

  7. pois. says:

    i feel your pain.

  8. tired says:

    Or you just suck at guitar hero. Maybe you should stick to making graphs that are funny, interesting, and witty.

    On second thought, go back to guitar hero.

    • konkonsn says:

      *gives cookie and juice*

      Now go take a nappie. You can come back to the forums when you learn to play nice with the other boys and girls.

    • Hell Hath No Fury says:

      Why don’t you go back to your girlfriend? On second thought, go back to being a troll, we all know you don’t have a girlfriend.

  9. Rachel says:

    Really? My reason is my nose starts itching and no one’ll scratch it

    • Camzalot says:

      Me and my friend play guitar hero and then we start yelling.
      “My nose itches!!” No one scratches TT__TT

  10. Rachel says:

    Mine is my nose itches

  11. jamesy says:

    and thus bigbang proves the accuracy of the graph “when you will be called gay”…

  12. Phen-- says:

    /freezes in dramatic pose

  13. BigBang says:

    i was referring to the Guitar Queer-O episode of South Park :D

  14. gobo says:

    Nye. * shrugs shoulders* Yawn.

  15. adam antichrist says:

    thank fook i spent my teen years learning to play an actual guitar instead of that stupid game

  16. butterflysigh says:

    Reasons I Mess Up:

    99% – i have terrible hand-eye coordination
    1% – finger cramp

  17. Dex says:

    So. true. it. hurts.

  18. video game nub says:

    Reasons I mess up – I suck

    Reasons my husband screws up – hand cramps, pausing the game, battery dying in cordless guitar, children covering screen with their hands, wife trying to talk to him, cell phone ringing…

    I could go on, but I don’t think I need to

  19. krisper says:

    reasons i mess up
    my fingering sucks *giggle*
    i cant switch fast enough
    and the parts i just plain suck at
    i can get a perfect streak on one up until the darkness riff, but at least i finish the song (on expert)
    but i cant do raining blood on expert
    i learned to ignore the streak message though
    and since i have big hands *giggle* i can leave my thumb and index on the strum bar, and have my pinky *giggle* on the select button

  20. Hoogs says:

    Because you’re drunk should definitely be a wedge…yay college

  21. Tom says:

    Another one could be “lost my concentration after tipping for Star Power”

    • neo644 says:

      Also ‘tried alternating up/down strums’ and ‘used star power button and missed a note’
      Or how it happens to me, “Played song on expert and cant play it on a lower difficulty’

  22. neo644 says:

    Yeah, I was playing GH:WT playing What I’ve Done Expert Bass (Easy song for expert bass) and I missed JUST ONE NOTE!

  23. Mythus says:

    I need to check GraphJam more often. I can’t believe this was posted.

  24. RPG Nerd says:

    My husband usually says something along the lines of, “The controller messed up”, “I strummed that note but the guitar didn’t register it”, “The HD TV messes with the resolution of the game”, but of course it’s never just because he simply messed up.

    Me, I just suck at GH. :P

  25. IEatGuitarsForDinner says:

    I own at guitar hero. which, i dont really care about because
    REAL guitar is a lot better than this digital piece of plastic.

  26. IEatGuitarsForDinner says:

    :p

  27. keikii says:

    STAR POWER!!!

    that and when i’m in the middle of a nice long streak, i accidentally hit the pause button. |:

  28. MasterKitteh says:

    Wow, playing guitar hero = no girlfriend? Someone call a scientist!

  29. grapher says:

    you forgot “my brother stole the controller and i had to chase him around the house and get it” part.


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