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First! This graph is true for me.
i know right
WHAT ABOUT MASTURBATING? YOU FORGOT MASTURBATING.
Shhh indoor voice
Sound bounces off walls.
Meaning you don’t have to talk as loud indoors.
Tardo.
As a brit myself i can comprehend eddies witty sense of humour, even though i am not currently laughing it did ever so slightly raise my mood.
in conclusion… take it easy yank!
If yanks had taken it easy, they’d still be brits. Back off, and let us be condescending to each other about yelling while masturbating in the shower.
I agree.
Yes, Americans do shout indoors only because we have to hide fact your mom is moaning loudly. j/k. On a serious note the dry humor does have an affect in person but it doesn’t translate very well over the internet, it comes off as I’m so good I need silk to wipe my bloodly arse. Good day, sir!
I’m with you, Eddie – 100%
Dumbf*ck Americans
yes, negative 100%
Dumbf*ck Brits
yet more proof that all Americans are arseholes with no sense of humour whatsoever
suck ma ballz
Don’t give them evidence, you fool!
YEAH, CAPS
WTF? MASTURBATING IS MISSING
IT’S LIKE THE ONLY THING I DO IN SHOWER
Fail. Water is the WORST LUBE EVA.
Agree. But then, I’m not a guy, so things would get complicated if I really tried it in the shower – water, definitely counterproductive. I assume that a guy would just use soap.
SOAP? SOAP? No never, thats as bright of an idea as using sulfuric acid. YOu get soap in your urethra and it burns to pee like someone lit a bonfire in your penis.
So you’ve tried it then?
Split “Getting right temperature” in 2 piles by 5/95 %
The 95% part will be Masturbating
The 05% part will be getting right temperature
You need to account for the 15% of time trying to put the shampoo bottle in you
So true.
Your shower must suck if it takes that long to get the temp. right. 0_0
I AGREE. SEVERELY DECREASE THE SIZE OF OR REMOVE THE TEMPERATURE SECTION, INCREASE THE SIZE OF THE WASHING AND DAYDREAMING SECTIONS AND ADD A VERY LARGE MASTURBATION SECTION AND YOU GOT A GRAPH THAT CORRELATES TO ME.
MAGICALLY ALTER THE GRAPH SO THAT IT APPLIES TO EVERYONE IN THE WORLD (DESPITE EVERYONE HAVING DIFFERENT SHOWERING PRACTICES) AND MAYBE IT WILL BE SLIGHTLY FUNNY (IN A “HURR HURR THAT’S TOTALLY TRUE SO IT MUST BE FUNNY HURR HURR” KIND OF WAY).
This.
whenever i read all caps i hear it in my head as a loud voice all in one breath with no specific emphasis on any part of any of the words. it also makes me want to shoot myself. i’ve also noticed a severe lack of punctuation when people use all caps. sheesh. stupid 12 year olds.
Same here. It takes me like 3 minutes to actually shower but like 20 to get water that’s bearable. It starts out lava-boiling hot then quickly switches to freezing.
Congrats….?
I like.
Forgot singing.
i have a memory shower!
a what?
They have one knob for temperature and one for the ammount of water you want.
Us mere mortal could never afford such a sophisticated device.
well, that’s just grand.
actually i press a button and hey pretso! its at the tempreture i set
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I always thought that would make an awesome invention… because of its water-saving potential. If you could turn on and off your water and it would always be the right temperature, I think a lot more people would turn the water off while they are shampooing or soaping up, when they aren’t really using the water.
YEAAH! WHAT ABOT MASTERBAITING SRSLY!!11 LLOLL1!
Master the bait or bait the master…
That is the question
It’s obvious that the maker of this graph lives in an apartment complex. Quite possibly MY apartment complex 0_o
All of you shower masturbators must live with your parents, in bills-paid apartments, or some other situation in which you don’t have to pay for the water you waste while doing yourselves. F***ing in the shower, however, is worth the extra water; in fact, just thinking about it makes me want to masturbate. I’m off to a porn site to look for shower pics.
Oops – not sure why that happened. I waited, refreshed, and even closed and re-opened the browser when the first one didn’t show. I assumed the site didn’t like the “F” word so I posted again with self-censorship.
I never ever ever masturbate in the shower. I can’t spend that much time standing up jerking it, and keeping the water flowing all over my body.
And yeah, as everyone else has suggested, getting the right temperature should not take that long. If it does, you need a new water heater.
One more thought: Masturbating should fit under Daydreaming for the rest of you.
…you don’t have to stand…???
just lie down.
unless you have one of those showers you can only stand up in.
in which case sit with your legs sort of in the lotus position.
you know what, no. it’s really not worth it.
This is exactly my shower schedule!
Ah, dorm showers…
This graph is 100% true. For some unknown reason, I’m always fixing the water temperature. One minute is just about right, next second turns to either freezing cold or scalding hot. And this about 6 times while I bathe. It’s really annoying.
i’ve had the issue of someone flushing the toilet, and i then get use to the scalding hot water. then when the toilet stops running, i have to adjust it to burning hot….damn parents…
My god, some people have no sense of humor. I mean seriously, the people who are like “get a new shower”…IT’S A JOKE!! Laugh about it, jeez.
Singing??
It may be kinda true-ish but that doesn’t make it funny. Far, far from it.
*adds second giant slice for “time overcompensating for roommates deciding now is the best time to do dishes”* (falls under finding the right temperature yes but stil 90% of my showers, like 2% when no one is home luls)
i had a roommate who, i swear, waited for me to get into the shower and THEN went about all the tasks he wanted to accomplish for the day that used water. my showers when he wasn’t home were always plesant, but when he was i was constantly adjusting the temp.
How ’bout for celebrating the birth of a baby?
FAKE
Lol. You missed off playing with yourself.
Shaving….yes i do it in the shower.
And yes Meg, soap is helpful for masturbating.
Yes!