Comments on: Contents of a living room

By: Rachina

Rachina — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 00:43:17 +0000

FAIL.

By: Rachina

Rachina — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 00:41:57 +0000

“fail” fail

…maybe.

By: Renè (oui je suis une fille)

Renè (oui je suis une fille) — Sun, 23 Oct 2011 02:31:05 +0000

Oui, très drôle, désolé, Je ne parle pas anglais. Français orateurs, vous savez ce que je dis. Je suis d’une région francophone du Québec. Quelqu’un d’autre est un de mes voisins?

By: ErmineStoat

ErmineStoat — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 03:15:51 +0000

Awesomeness!

To all Chuck Norris haters: Why look at this graph at all if you think it is “uncool” or “last year”? And why spend time commenting on it, when you could be doing something less hateful. And just to warn you: Chuck Norris hates trolls.

On a more cheerful note, here’s a quote from a Lemon Demon song, Ultimate Showdown:

“Angels sang out an immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris”

Perfectly describes his epic-win-ness!

By: Cole

Cole — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 08:44:45 +0000

When do people trying to act condescending and intelligent actually use legit words and in the proper context?

By: Connor

Connor — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 23:47:28 +0000

Not MORE Chuck Norris jokes! Argh!!!

By: Shadowbane509

Shadowbane509 — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 23:30:58 +0000

Chuck norris is stuCOMMENT DELETED

By: Shadowbane509

Shadowbane509 — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 23:14:04 +0000

Actually, I’d check out that site!

By: Shadowbane509

Shadowbane509 — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 23:12:32 +0000

And a separate bubble for “Chihuahua”. Last I checked, sewer rats weren’t pets

By: Shadowbane509

Shadowbane509 — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 23:09:27 +0000

Yep, I once nearly choked myself with a cat toy. Don’t ask.

By: Shadowbane509

Shadowbane509 — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 23:08:04 +0000

In the brain of Literal, anything is possible, apparently.

By: Shadowbane509

Shadowbane509 — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 23:05:49 +0000

No, m0re like 1776

By: Shadowbane509

Shadowbane509 — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 23:03:52 +0000

Anyone who mentions Chuck Norris should GET A LIFE GOD*cuss* IT!!

By: FIRE VINNY

FIRE VINNY — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 22:40:13 +0000

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

By: helmut

helmut — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 22:25:33 +0000

cuck norris needs nothing!!!

By: chuck in training

chuck in training — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 01:17:23 +0000

….l-who-z-her…..get a life

By: chuck in training

chuck in training — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 01:16:41 +0000

loser…you seriously need a roundhouse kick in the face!

By: chuck in training

chuck in training — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 01:15:46 +0000

chuck norris’s favorite facts

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

By: XKillerBenX

XKillerBenX — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 14:48:45 +0000

He could kill you with the room it self.

By: chuck

chuck — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 16:26:40 +0000

the graph makes perfect sense you just cant read graphs properly…idiot.lol

By: PFM

PFM — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 08:54:30 +0000

I think Chuck Norris has already killed Nick.

By: PFM

PFM — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 08:53:10 +0000

STFU GTFO KTHBAI.

By: that guy

that guy — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 11:41:12 +0000

All thse jokes were for vin disel first

By: Crimzn

Crimzn — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 05:25:00 +0000

what a dumbass… p.s. your version is a little off… it could use some changes.

By: Sussy

Sussy — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 22:03:02 +0000

I saw Chuck Norris in the Dixie Chicken in College Station, TX.

He’s a pretty cool guy.

By: pete or pete

pete or pete — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 21:20:31 +0000

a) chuck norris is always funny.
b) last year is funny.
c) chuck norris being “last year” is even funnier.
d) op forgot a circled labelled “you.”

By: yo

yo — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 19:06:32 +0000

Dude…you need a life.

And you might want to include getting laid.

Or do I need to make you a “Things You Need to Let Go of” diagram?

By: Sensei Le Roof

Sensei Le Roof — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 18:03:55 +0000

When did “awesomeness” get redefined to mean “retardation”?

By: McClurg

McClurg — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 17:51:03 +0000

Surely this implies Chuck Norris could use yourself to kill you..?

By: papajon

papajon — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 16:22:51 +0000

Amen to that.

By: Theresa

Theresa — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 15:26:21 +0000

Should be things Jack Bauer can use to kill you!

hehee

By: ChuckNorris

ChuckNorris — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 15:04:08 +0000

stop breathing now

By: Phoebe_Buffay

Phoebe_Buffay — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 13:33:15 +0000

And a strong overlap between pet’s stuff and furniture

By: Freerefill

Freerefill — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 12:40:42 +0000

I think the set of things that Chuck Norris could kill you with is wrong. It should encompass the entire graph, and be provided with a footnote that the graph extends beyond the confines of the individuals monitor, but was reduced for the sake of this website.

Also, it should note that the footnote itself is included in the set.

By: Santa

Santa — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 06:39:35 +0000

GraphJam is serious business!

By: Literal

Literal — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 03:35:22 +0000

Mike, Mike. Chill! Someday, everybody discovers the awesomeness that is Chuck Norris. Don’t ‘dis the younger generation for figuring out what we already know …

By: gabi

gabi — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 02:56:29 +0000

lose.

By: Ant

Ant — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 02:46:21 +0000

There should be a little bit of overlap between the “People” and “Pets” sets.

By: harry

harry — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 02:39:19 +0000

he could use the room itself

By: Ron Burgandy?

Ron Burgandy? — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 00:41:49 +0000

Ahh, but Chuck Norris could make weapon out of all that, and Ninja.

By: brewski

brewski — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 23:50:01 +0000

Chuck Norris could kill me with a Chuck Norris joke about Chuck Norris killing me? Recursive win.

By: Phen--

Phen-- — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 22:57:46 +0000

He can kill you with waves too. Don’t look in his eyes.

By: Matador

Matador — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 22:13:36 +0000

…yes?

By: Stormrider

Stormrider — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 21:03:19 +0000

You are talking crap. The ‘Things Chuck Norris could use to kill you set’ clearly includes all the other sets shown on the diagram (which incidentally is an Euler diagram, not a Venn diagram).

By: nupanick

nupanick — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 20:40:02 +0000

I think there’s a mistake in this graph. The diagram states that chuck norris could kill you with anything found in your living room EXCEPT pets, pet stuff, people, furniture, electronics, and other objects. That “other objects” category should include everything else, meaning that the set “things in a living room that chuck norris could use to kill you” is EMPTY according to this graph. This is clearly a mistake, and I suggest the following corrections. First, to achieve the desired effect, “Other Objects” should go where “Things Chuck Norris could use to kill you” is now. Then, a new bubble should be created around the ENTIRE GRAPH, leading to the following hierarchy:

Things Chuck Norris could use to kill you > things in a living room > various objects.

But even that’s not right, because some people aren’t in the living room, but Chuck Norris could still use them to kill you.

The joke is good, but the graph is all wrong and the funny was lost on me because my first reaction was “But Chuck Norris CAN kill people with electronics!”

I have created a “Proper use of Venn Diagrams” version of this joke here:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3168473

By: Adam

Adam — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 20:05:40 +0000

and actually, this wasn’t an annoyingly obvious Norris joke, I think in terms of annoying internet memes, this graph did pretty well

By: Staz

Staz — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 19:33:54 +0000

Actually this is funnier than 90% of the “demonstrating the obvious” graphs we see here

By: Jim

Jim — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 19:06:43 +0000

I think Nick has been around long enough to be tired of how lame the chuck norris meme is.

By: NoOneInteresting

NoOneInteresting — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 18:58:39 +0000

According to what he can use to kill people in the jokes, he could kill you with a single molecule or atom of anything in the atmosphere; they just haven’t figured out a way to make that “funny” yet.

By: mallam

mallam — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 18:56:39 +0000

Chuck Norris jokes are way out dated. But what do you expect from teenagers. Get some new jokes.