Comments on: Things Parents Do When Their Kids see Animals Mating at the Zoo

By: Someone New

Someone New — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 19:01:09 +0000

When I was 11 I saw two lorikeets at the zoo mating (well duh there were two of them, if it was only one it wouldn’t be mating, and I’m not sure if birds fap). I was with my friend and being 11 we though it was the funniest thing ever.

By: Renè (oui je suis une fille)

Renè (oui je suis une fille) — Sun, 23 Oct 2011 02:32:50 +0000

Oui, très drôle, désolé, Je ne parle pas anglais. Français orateurs, vous savez ce que je dis. Je suis d’une région francophone du Québec. Quelqu’un d’autre est un de mes voisins?

By: MVaughn

MVaughn — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 16:12:01 +0000

Once saw a chinchilla in a pet store servicing himself…. from that day on I haven’t looked at a chinchilla the same way again.

By: Ryan

Ryan — Wed, 05 May 2010 08:29:19 +0000

Win!

By: enter name here

enter name here — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 06:23:14 +0000

just like my dog. too much to c thar.

By: Alex

Alex — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 23:30:14 +0000

People are morons. Sad truth. Seriously, some people act like there are only a few morons in the world.

By: Elle

Elle — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 18:40:21 +0000

WIN x)

By: Nanille

Nanille — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 05:26:43 +0000

My mother points it out to people
and then proceeds to laugh quite loudly….
and takes photo’s….
She’s rather insane lol

By: Bethzles

Bethzles — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 05:35:56 +0000

I’m sure you do.

By: Bethzles

Bethzles — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 05:34:32 +0000

I lol’d.

By: Bethzles

Bethzles — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 05:32:27 +0000

… when they were under the covers looking at her glow in the dark watch!

By: Nulono

Nulono — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 18:19:07 +0000

ROFFLE

By: /b/

/b/ — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 01:32:22 +0000

When they say the animals are mating, turn and ask them, “Oh, is the webcam pointing the wrong direction again? Gee Thanks.I’ll go fix it.”

Then head for the back room so they’ll be left wondering!

By: Rose

Rose — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 02:07:33 +0000

I remember taking a Brownie troop to the zoo and the elephants were trying to … put it all together… I was fascinated and we watched for quite a while. I think I told them they they were trying to make babies.
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By: TehShay

TehShay — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 16:05:14 +0000

That is pretty funny. I would have giggled.

By: TehShay

TehShay — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 16:04:51 +0000

My parents told me they were on a date.

In retrospect, I think I should have been told something else…

By: Literal

Literal — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 16:41:17 +0000

Nesting fail. D’oh!

By: Literal

Literal — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 16:40:39 +0000

FYI — You were replying to a different person who deliberately misspelled “hypocrisy” to drive home your point.
Or that’s how I took it.

By: Alcari

Alcari — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 12:20:49 +0000

in bed…

By: Anomaly

Anomaly — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 09:30:29 +0000

No. I just don’t think you should whine about other people and their lack of proper spelling and grammar if you’ve abandoned it yourself. The moment you start ignoring rules, unless it’s willfully or ironically, you lose all right to complain.

By: Not from Texas

Not from Texas — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 09:25:29 +0000

I went to the zoo yesterday and monkeys were going at it on a hammock. My buddies yelled out “They’re either wrestling or playing.” I proceeded to yell out “There is no third option!” It got some laughs.

By: Santa

Santa — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 09:23:12 +0000

Whining about how FAIL is not a noun? Are you new to the internets or something?

By: leah

leah — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 07:24:37 +0000

You forgot to add the slice, “Stare & laugh as if you were high.” Just saying…

By: Seriously?!?!

Seriously?!?! — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 06:57:27 +0000

*Applauds*

Very well done sir/ma’am

By: Kookaburra

Kookaburra — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 05:31:29 +0000

Ha ha ha! I remember when I was little we went to visit my Aunt and younger cousins in San Diego, and went to the zoo. The zebras were getting frisky. My uncle did the “playing” explanation. I, being a child who was forbidden from watching anything other than educational shows, immediately corrected him, and proceeded to wax eloquent on the mating habits of zebras.

We were never invited along on another zoo trip.

By: Literal

Literal — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 02:13:31 +0000

Ummm … sense of humor fail(ure), Anomaly?

By: Anomaly

Anomaly — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 01:42:29 +0000

I was mainly referring to your use of “fail” as a noun – while “win” is acceptable as such, “fail” is and always has been a verb. The actual noun form is “failure”. Thus, you calling someone else out on “not checking a dictionary or grammar handbook before posting” is hypocritical at best.

Also, ironically enough, you also misspelt “hypocrisy”… even though the word was right there, in my own comment. You didn’t even need to “check a dictionary”, you just needed to swivel your eyes upwards a meager few degrees.

By: Ron Burgandy?

Ron Burgandy? — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 00:43:19 +0000

…to Steve.

By: Danielle

Danielle — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 20:46:58 +0000

I work at a zoo.,.. we see it everyday its kinda funny cause there’s really nothing we can do

By: ROTFLOL

ROTFLOL — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 19:03:47 +0000

eew! just like the dogs!!! hahaha

By: Hilary

Hilary — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 17:40:13 +0000

Reminds me of a time at the zoo. I was at the kangaroo exhibit and there was a group of kids. Suddenly one pointed out that they could see the baby’s foot. When I looked, I realized that the particular kangaroo wasn’t a female with a joey…

By: Nulono

Nulono — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 16:48:14 +0000

You forgot the perverts.

Daddy, what are the lions doing?
I’ll show you, honey.

By: Nulono

Nulono — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 16:46:18 +0000

What hypocracy?

By: jl5691426

jl5691426 — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 15:30:05 +0000

Emily, do I know you?

By: Anomaly

Anomaly — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 13:45:10 +0000

…ok, I just want to check this before I assumed. Is that little dash of hypocrisy there intentional, for the sake of irony, or did you just plain not notice?

By: chops

chops — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 12:14:15 +0000

Lol.
Add a slice for kids whose mums are science teachers and got the full explanation, each step of the process -sigh-
I learned from a young age, never ask a question wwhen you might regret the answer to it.

By: Count Blah

Count Blah — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 09:25:28 +0000

KURT VONNEGUT JR. FTW!!!!!!!!!!

By: sd

sd — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 09:10:35 +0000

I once went to a zoo where, on a quick glance onto Baboon Island, the alpha male was beating off. There were a group of boy scouts ahead of me and they were laughing so much, it was probably the funniest part of the day out for them.

I always explained to my kids honestly what was happening, in an age-appropriate way (which sounds very boring, and not at all funny, sorry). At least when they overheard other parents explaining the old “leapfrog” story or whatever to their kids of a similar age, my two would laugh about it later; they loved hearing the parents’ excuses.

By: Michelle

Michelle — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 07:18:20 +0000

Why don’t people who post these bloody charts check a dictionary or grammar handbook BEFORE posting?
explaination = FAIL
explanation = win

By: lolMiel

lolMiel — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 07:04:49 +0000

“suck one of those little dic”…
>.>

By: lolMiel

lolMiel — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 07:04:18 +0000

I was told they were playing “King of the Mountain,” whatever that means.

I followed it up with “Why are they making that noise? Is the one on the bottom hurting?”

While my parents tried desperately not to giggle…

By: da59

da59 — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 06:35:06 +0000

He was lying down, quite comfortably and spread out.

By: Phen--

Phen-- — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 05:48:54 +0000

Nah I use a mirror for that.

By: Phen--

Phen-- — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 05:46:35 +0000

What? I go to the pet store for that…

By: Czernobog

Czernobog — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 05:23:46 +0000

You forgot the slice for inventing a pill that makes them numb from the waist down and kills their sexual drive.

By: Casa

Casa — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 05:22:50 +0000

The sandcastle inscident has turned into an inside joke, you can say “we’re going to go home and build a sandcastle,” with out the in-laws having any clue.

“Wana go get drinks after the movie?”
“Nah, I’d rather go build a sandcastle.”

By: Casa

Casa — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 05:16:10 +0000

I think it’d be nice if they suck one of those little dic dic deers or a couple rabits in the big cats cages from time to time. The kittys would love it and they’d definatly “do some thing” even on a humid day!

By: Casa

Casa — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 05:13:32 +0000

You could tell it was a boy from looking at the bottom of teh kitteh’s feet?

By: scott

scott — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 02:02:09 +0000

Oh yeah, especially the ones who act holier than thou.

By: Literal

Literal — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 01:25:12 +0000

OMFG! In front of your kids? You’re one sick f**k!
Or else from Northern Idaho …