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In spite of minor graph fail, this is pretty funny.
Accurate and witty, hooray!
This begs the question… how do you know what your dog’s anus tastes like?
Also, steak stuffed with tiramisu? Yecch.
I was thinking the same thing, eww. Maybe steak with tiramisu after, but stuffed with it sounds nasty.
Double both of these.
vomit
vomit vomit vomit vomit
What’s not to like?
custard: good
jam: good
meat: GOOD
Your spin-off show sucked.
Nice. *high fives*
Lol.
And tiramisu contains neither custard nor jam.
Arrgh! It is so frustrating when my comment gets lost in the intertubes! Anyway, to “beg the question” does not mean to “raise the question” or beg that one be asked. Look it up. There are lots of sites that explain the correct usage better than I can.
“begging the question” means to use the conclusion of an argument (or some form of it) as a premise (evidence) for the argument.
Mon semblable, mon frere! I thought I was the last person on earth who knew what “begging the question” means. My existence is validated!
Guess someone really wants you to stop smoking if they went through the trouble of shoving all your cigarettes up your dog’s ass.
I literally laughed out loud XD
My roflcopter detects comment win.
I wonder how the dog feels about it o__0
Very calm, but a little out of it.
Kinda like he’ll feel when they put him down because of his rectal cancer.
That is dark.. haha
Steak stuffed with tiramisu?
DX
Excellent graph. I go through the same thing every time I think about lighting up. I’ve been on an 10 year break this time……it isn’t that you quit smoking, it is just how long you go between puffs.
Gotta disagree with this one – every time I’ve had a cigarette after months of having gone without, it tastes like ambrosia.
Nice one, though I’d like to see an entry for “after I’ve had some beers.” I haven’t smoked sober in 6 years or so (and have no desire to, they are disgusting), but once I get a good buzz going, just the idea of a cigarette sounds like ambrosia to the Gods and is nearly irresistible.
with a good healthy buzz even cigars are the most amazing thing to have rested on your lips…
besides, if you’re going to smoke when you drink you may as well wake up reeking of cigar smoke rather than kools
yummy
i meant to say amen. apparently yummy was about the cig. not the anus.
I have to agree.. I tried to have a cig after having quit for a while.. I couldn’t even light it..
Really? I never really noticed cigarettes had a taste. Sometimes they leave a weird aftertaste, but never an actual taste.
Maybe I ought to try it, I mean quit smoking for awhile and then try it again.
I didn’t know it till 8 hours in to the process but 42 hours ago I quit smoking. I hope that I don’t get to confirm the last part of that graph.
What the heck were you doing after you quit? Locking dogs anuses?! Take up a hobby!
I have a nasty comment just to get out in general: after being waitstaff in a place that allowed smoking and was poorly ventilated: I get “smokers” bronchitis when I don’t smoke, and losing money from work, your damn smoke tastes like the paper of three weeks of my paycheck and tips and around a hundred dollars in doctor’s bill’s and generic cough suppressant formula.
Mm… I wish my cigarettes tasted like money.
WTF? You’re right to NOT smoke? Then don’t. But it’s also you’re right to decide to NOT enter an establishment that allows smoking. It should be the bar owner’s decision whether or not to allow smoking – NOT GOVERNMENT’S!!
“steak stuffed with tiramisu”
I’m trying this.
Today.
cigarettes taste delicious with skittles.
Now that’s why I’m never gonna quit
fine go get lung cancer and pollute the air just don’t come crying back to me when you do get lung cancer
That should’ve been a bar graph, cos it would have been much more precise.
um… how do you know what your dogs anus tates like never mind i don’t want to know
i’m allergic to ciggeretts cigars and pipes if i even smeel someone smoking i’ll be sick for hours and throw up
I need a cigarette
Cigarettes contain hydrogen cyanide. That’s the poison they use for lethal injections. I highly doubt that stuff tastes good. I hope now you’ll think twice before breathing cigarette smoke. Hell, I hope you don’t breathe cigarette smoke at all.