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How my cigarette tastes


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How my cigarette tastes

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  1. Smoke Break Bob says:

    In spite of minor graph fail, this is pretty funny.

  2. IPG says:

    Accurate and witty, hooray!

  3. Nick R. Bocker says:

    This begs the question… how do you know what your dog’s anus tastes like?

    Also, steak stuffed with tiramisu? Yecch.

  4. wyldkard says:

    Guess someone really wants you to stop smoking if they went through the trouble of shoving all your cigarettes up your dog’s ass.

  5. Mayokitty says:

    Steak stuffed with tiramisu?

    DX

  6. Kashmir says:

    Excellent graph. I go through the same thing every time I think about lighting up. I’ve been on an 10 year break this time……it isn’t that you quit smoking, it is just how long you go between puffs.

  7. AeC says:

    Gotta disagree with this one – every time I’ve had a cigarette after months of having gone without, it tastes like ambrosia.

    • Me says:

      Cigarettes contain hydrogen cyanide. That’s the poison they use for lethal injections. I highly doubt that stuff tastes good. I hope now you’ll think twice before breathing cigarette smoke. Hell, I hope you don’t breathe cigarette smoke at all.

  8. BobC says:

    Nice one, though I’d like to see an entry for “after I’ve had some beers.” I haven’t smoked sober in 6 years or so (and have no desire to, they are disgusting), but once I get a good buzz going, just the idea of a cigarette sounds like ambrosia to the Gods and is nearly irresistible.

    • faetal says:

      with a good healthy buzz even cigars are the most amazing thing to have rested on your lips…
      besides, if you’re going to smoke when you drink you may as well wake up reeking of cigar smoke rather than kools

  9. Maggie says:

    i meant to say amen. apparently yummy was about the cig. not the anus.

  10. PornStoreChick says:

    I have to agree.. I tried to have a cig after having quit for a while.. I couldn’t even light it..

  11. Greg says:

    Really? I never really noticed cigarettes had a taste. Sometimes they leave a weird aftertaste, but never an actual taste.

    Maybe I ought to try it, I mean quit smoking for awhile and then try it again.

  12. faux says:

    I didn’t know it till 8 hours in to the process but 42 hours ago I quit smoking. I hope that I don’t get to confirm the last part of that graph.

  13. anon says:

    What the heck were you doing after you quit? Locking dogs anuses?! Take up a hobby!

  14. lola says:

    I have a nasty comment just to get out in general: after being waitstaff in a place that allowed smoking and was poorly ventilated: I get “smokers” bronchitis when I don’t smoke, and losing money from work, your damn smoke tastes like the paper of three weeks of my paycheck and tips and around a hundred dollars in doctor’s bill’s and generic cough suppressant formula.

    • Philosophile says:

      Mm… I wish my cigarettes tasted like money.

      • W32 says:

        WTF? You’re right to NOT smoke? Then don’t. But it’s also you’re right to decide to NOT enter an establishment that allows smoking. It should be the bar owner’s decision whether or not to allow smoking – NOT GOVERNMENT’S!!

  15. Matador says:

    “steak stuffed with tiramisu”

    I’m trying this.
    Today.

  16. giraffe giraffe says:

    cigarettes taste delicious with skittles.

  17. marks says:

    Now that’s why I’m never gonna quit

  18. Lyla says:

    That should’ve been a bar graph, cos it would have been much more precise.

  19. Lianaloo says:

    um… how do you know what your dogs anus tates like never mind i don’t want to know

  20. Lianaloo says:

    i’m allergic to ciggeretts cigars and pipes if i even smeel someone smoking i’ll be sick for hours and throw up

  21. i...may...quit...showbiz says:

    I need a cigarette


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