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Uh…what?
funny fail
How do you not at least chuckle at this?
Because my dad drives a van and he is the nicest guy in the world.
If by “nicest guy in the world” you mean “nicest rapist in the world.”
RedElf = WIN
*shanks redelf in his sleep*
I’m very sensitive about my family
The only thing getting shanked is the kid in the back of your dad’s van.
And it’s redelf FTW!
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virus to redelf: sent
0110100 010101 0101010 010101 1101101
Better Comebacks to Lark88: Sent
Makes no sense…Binary Fail
Actually, it translates to 52 21 42 21 109…
Which just happens to be “normal people” code for….
Lark88 = Life Fail
I’m just joshing ya Larky!
See you next graph!
Nah. While elves are “little people,” their seckshul organz are too developed for Lark’s dad …
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Your virus isn’t good enough, here’s a better one.
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Computer Ultimate Death Virus
What Does Rapist Mean?
So, you’re saying that your dad is a rapist?
“Funny fail” more like TPS Report Lark88 FAIL
They should probably ban children from commenting. First one gets all butt hurt about being ‘accused’ of liking High School Musical, now this one misses the concept of humour and gets all grumpy because they think Daddy’s just been called a rapist.
I snickered =D
now this really depends. minivans – definitely soccer dad. unmarked black or white van driving slowly through the suburbs? – rapist.
You can look like a phone company in a van?
WTF ?
Yeah a whole phone company in a van definitely sounds like one to stay away from.
It’s “the network”
Interesting and true story,
I knew a fellow that drove a van for the phone company. People use to drive past him recklessly yelling and screaming profanities and they would constantly cut him off showing him “the bird”.
Huh? Whoa! I am dad and I drive a regular old mini-van. I am quite confident I am not a rapist and take offense that simply because I drive a “van” I am perceived as one. funny=fail content=epic fail.
you drive a “van”?
you realize this suggests you actually drive something other than a van like a “rape-mobile” or “playground on wheels”.
The graph clearly indicates this van ….
http://content.pyzam.com/funnypics/misc/free_candy_van.jpg
Candy!!!
No, as the graph clearly indicates that majority of people who drive a (mini-)van are rapists. I’m surprised you didn’t know that.
It doesn’t say “mini”-van, tool. Besides, anyone who takes offense easily should not get anywhere near the Interwebs.
While it is true that I am tool, I don’t feel I am easily offended. Excuse me for being discerning in what I find humorous. In my book, rape jokes aren’t funny.
Ok agree. It just says “van” not “mini van”
Mini van=soccer mom/dad
Van (especially if it is a classic “creeper van” ie no windows or CURTAINS over the windows and no back seats)=RAPIST
OMG, could you take this ay more personally? The graph doesn’t say ALL van drivers are percieved as rapists. If you feel that you are not perceived a rapist for driving a van, then you obviously fall in to one of the other categories. or a completley new one, “Lame-people-with-no-sense-of-humor- who-will-never-learn-that-life-would-be-so-much-more-enjoyable-if-they-just- lightened-up-and-didn’t-take-everything-as-a-personal-affront-to-them.” That’s how I am going to percieve all van drivers from now on, so thank you for that.
i dont like this janeaustengrl she/he really pisses me off…
I love janeaustengrl she is awesome
what about motivational speaker?
only if it’s down by the river
That’s what I assumed the “punchline” of this graph would be. Rapist???
I’m so disappointed.
would therapist been any better?
Only if it was the world’s first AnalRapist.
-Scott
Epic Win!!!
Yes!
don’t forget pedophile!
or teen wolf.
Or A-Team.
Mmmm, V&. Tastes like little.. mMMmmnm.
This graph is obviously NOT talking about mini-vans as there are all windows and only make you look like a soccer mom/dad, but the cargo vans that only have front and maybe a back window that are made for businesses that need to carry a lot of things to at job, like repair and delivery people.
those are the vans that i thought of when i saw this graph, as well. soo creepy.
Some of those minivans have curtains for the windows. If the curtains are drawn, then it would be a public service not to let kids near that van.
And by ‘drawn’, I mean closed
Except for metallic grey GMC Vandura vans with big rear spoilers, red stripes and black’n red wheels!
they are made to transport much win
epic trying-to-be-awesome-FAIL
hahaha… gotta love stupidly paranoid women imagination
Only if you also have the creepy pedo-stache!
Click my name for the ultimate pedobear vehicle pic.
Hmm. I’m new here and can’t seem to make this work, so if I double post, I recognize that I am full of fail, but clicking my name SHOULD be full of win …
“Don’t be a pussy. This guy seems legit.”
Needs to be a Venn diagram. We do we assume that FBI surveillance people are not soccer dads and/or rapists? And doesn’t the FBI have plumbers? Hmmmm?
Stop over-analyzing it. Just read and laugh.
My dad has a cargo van with no side windows (aside from driver and passenger, obviously), and my friends and I jokingly refer to it as “the molester van” or “the rapemobile”.
For all the oversensitive people who take offense, the reads “What you look like in a van”, not “percentage of people who own vans are…”
Hell, I’ve had nightmares about rapists with the same van my dad has. It doesn’t make my dad a rapist. It just so happens that vans are the easiest vehicles in which to rape, because they’re relative nondescript and mostly windowless.
I did computer repair for a couple years, had a creepy panel van, I referred to it as the “Molester Mobile”… my mom was not amused.
How about “Church Van Driver”
Which makes it sound like you drive vans in your van, God I need more sleep
We heard you like driving vans, so we put a van in your van so you can drive a van while you drive your van.
Church Van Driver = Rapist.
The only way you could possibly get more rapist is to paint “FREE CANDY” on the side
I didn’t exactly laugh, But I feel I should mention that if there’s a van parked on the drivers side of my car, I usually get in from the other side and scoot over.
This is the only graph I’ve legitimately found humorous.
Congratulations
come on
its football not soccer