Comments on: House Sitting

By: failmaker

failmaker — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 03:08:08 +0000

This should have been a pie chart IMHO.

By: Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 04:08:49 +0000

I need YOU. . .
To kick uncle sam’s ass

By: Shadowbane509

Shadowbane509 — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 16:20:02 +0000

I already do the second (on spazmo’s comment) in MY house.

By: Caity Lynne

Caity Lynne — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 23:25:50 +0000

Nah, me neither. More for you!

By: Mike

Mike — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 23:46:26 +0000

Could also partially count as “Watching their Movies”.

By: Ronnie

Ronnie — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 13:47:12 +0000

They give it 110%.

By: Racuh

Racuh — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 04:47:47 +0000

Oh my god its true…

By: Janie

Janie — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 02:42:29 +0000

I once found a pair of cute bikini panties in my bed after asked a friend to watch my house and cats. Too bad they weren’t mine, or hers…

By: that guy

that guy — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:45:57 +0000

eating their food should be level with going through their stuff

By: Zog

Zog — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 20:04:59 +0000

just for the day makes a lot more sense, actually.

Sorry that the guy let you down. At least you know not to ask him for the future, I guess

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 05:12:26 +0000

Hey! That was just that ONCE, okay? and the Elvis impersonator said he would clean up the pills and the cameras and stuff…you just can’t trust anyone.

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 05:10:25 +0000

just for the day, and mostly to let him know he didn’t fool us. We had known him for 15 years! I was shocked that he was such a douche when no one was looking.

By: Uncle Sam

Uncle Sam — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 20:53:17 +0000

I need YOU . . .

To vote “1″ on this chart.

By: Zog

Zog — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 16:58:57 +0000

Am I reading this correctly?
You had a ‘trusted’ neighbor house-sit, and stuff was missing/eaten & used condoms were left,…..

…and then you asked that person to house-sit _again_?

By: Chad

Chad — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 16:14:45 +0000

That would count as “going through their stuff” methinks.

By: oblomov

oblomov — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 12:31:39 +0000

No. You don’t.

By: Czernobog

Czernobog — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 12:02:07 +0000

None for me, thanks.

By: Czernobog

Czernobog — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 11:58:19 +0000

In bed.

By: mb

mb — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 07:07:34 +0000

where is “using a corspe to stage an ellaborate farce”?

By: Fizzix

Fizzix — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 04:36:14 +0000

I was wondering if I was the only one who noticed this. I was most confused.

By: DrHorrible

DrHorrible — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 03:48:39 +0000

Big LOLs for this.

By: rach

rach — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 02:34:15 +0000

I’ve never done house sitting before, but I think this would ring true for me, too.

By: moi

moi — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 01:18:00 +0000

i had a dog that got so nervous it had a diarrhea blowout ….which i encountered the next morning…awesome….

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 22:23:59 +0000

Awhile back I had a trusted neighbor house-sit, i found several non-expensive itmes missing, most of my food eaten and used condoms in my trash * I hide all my worthwhile stuff for that reason, trust in god, but tie your camel* So last time, I put a fake to-do list on my fridge that said:
Install hidden cameras
livefeed to laptop
get *neighbors wife’s* email address
New Stihl 30inch chain for chainsaw
plastic bags
150 9mm at wal-mart for $15
gasoline in wine, antifreeze in jello, rat killer in left. pizza
Oddly enough, when I came back, nothing was missing or used, and he had been in a huge fight with his wife about the girl that he had over to my house.

By: Czernobog

Czernobog — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 22:02:20 +0000

I love how the bars amount to more then 100%. This person eats their food or watches TV [i]while[/i] going through their stuff. Excelsior.

By: SickleYield

SickleYield — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 21:51:59 +0000

Is “cleaning up steaming messes left by their pets” in the “caring for” category? Those freaking dogs would go cheerfully outside, then come right back in and wait until I was gone or in bed to crap on the floor. The cat, on the other hand, merely attempted to cuddle me to death.

This is why I don’t like dogs.

By: Fluffy

Fluffy — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 21:32:29 +0000

When i house sit, i rearrange things…. switch pictures, put toilet paper in the microwave, sand paper on the tp roll…. that sort of thing

By: Spazmo

Spazmo — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 21:05:40 +0000

It would be accurate to my housesitting experiences if instead of ‘Going Through Their Stuff’ you’d put ‘Sitting on the Couch Watching TV’ or ‘Wondering If the House is Haunted’ haha.

By: unexplained_paranoia

unexplained_paranoia — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 20:39:42 +0000

That basically sums up how I spent my last 2 weeks housesitting…

By: KaBooM

KaBooM — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 19:12:35 +0000

You should have put: “Having sex in their bedroom.” That’s what I do when I house sit.

By: Tessa

Tessa — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 19:09:27 +0000

I would not want that person house sitting for me lol

By: I8MYD8

I8MYD8 — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 18:50:04 +0000

Scruples anyone?

By: MightyLog

MightyLog — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 18:28:38 +0000

They forgot “looking at their porn”…

By: zobothehobo

zobothehobo — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 18:15:49 +0000

Second!!
And, True

By: Nobody

Nobody — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 18:06:20 +0000

True

1st anyway