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True
1st anyway
Second!!
And, True
They forgot “looking at their porn”…
That would count as “going through their stuff” methinks.
Could also partially count as “Watching their Movies”.
Scruples anyone?
None for me, thanks.
Nah, me neither. More for you!
I would not want that person house sitting for me lol
You should have put: “Having sex in their bedroom.” That’s what I do when I house sit.
I once found a pair of cute bikini panties in my bed after asked a friend to watch my house and cats. Too bad they weren’t mine, or hers…
That basically sums up how I spent my last 2 weeks housesitting…
It would be accurate to my housesitting experiences if instead of ‘Going Through Their Stuff’ you’d put ‘Sitting on the Couch Watching TV’ or ‘Wondering If the House is Haunted’ haha.
I already do the second (on spazmo’s comment) in MY house.
When i house sit, i rearrange things…. switch pictures, put toilet paper in the microwave, sand paper on the tp roll…. that sort of thing
No. You don’t.
Is “cleaning up steaming messes left by their pets” in the “caring for” category? Those freaking dogs would go cheerfully outside, then come right back in and wait until I was gone or in bed to crap on the floor. The cat, on the other hand, merely attempted to cuddle me to death.
This is why I don’t like dogs.
i had a dog that got so nervous it had a diarrhea blowout ….which i encountered the next morning…awesome….
I love how the bars amount to more then 100%. This person eats their food or watches TV [i]while[/i] going through their stuff. Excelsior.
Big LOLs for this.
I was wondering if I was the only one who noticed this. I was most confused.
They give it 110%.
Awhile back I had a trusted neighbor house-sit, i found several non-expensive itmes missing, most of my food eaten and used condoms in my trash * I hide all my worthwhile stuff for that reason, trust in god, but tie your camel* So last time, I put a fake to-do list on my fridge that said:
Install hidden cameras
livefeed to laptop
get *neighbors wife’s* email address
New Stihl 30inch chain for chainsaw
plastic bags
150 9mm at wal-mart for $15
gasoline in wine, antifreeze in jello, rat killer in left. pizza
Oddly enough, when I came back, nothing was missing or used, and he had been in a huge fight with his wife about the girl that he had over to my house.
Am I reading this correctly?
You had a ‘trusted’ neighbor house-sit, and stuff was missing/eaten & used condoms were left,…..
…and then you asked that person to house-sit _again_?
just for the day, and mostly to let him know he didn’t fool us. We had known him for 15 years! I was shocked that he was such a douche when no one was looking.
just for the day makes a lot more sense, actually.
Sorry that the guy let you down. At least you know not to ask him for the future, I guess
I’ve never done house sitting before, but I think this would ring true for me, too.
where is “using a corspe to stage an ellaborate farce”?
In bed.
Hey! That was just that ONCE, okay? and the Elvis impersonator said he would clean up the pills and the cameras and stuff…you just can’t trust anyone.
I need YOU . . .
To vote “1″ on this chart.
I need YOU. . .
To kick uncle sam’s ass
eating their food should be level with going through their stuff
Oh my god its true…
This should have been a pie chart IMHO.