According to my mother: why I am going to a university on the opposite coast
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MEGA LOL!
Apparently he’s also trying kill GraphJam.
This graph totally sucks.
Agreed. The old graphs used to have at least some mathematical correctness.
Is it not mathemagically correct cause there ain’t any of dem fancy numbers on thar?
Best graph in weeks
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This is hilarious!
This is hilarious!
Yes, but is it hilarious?
this is hilarious and true
So what’s the real reason?
Escape while you still have the funds.
Ah, motherly guilt. There is nothing quite like it. Would it be in horrible taste to guess the religion of said family? *looks innocent*
Not in the least, I have.
lol, this person must be Jewish.
Or Catholic
Oh, Catholics: the Jews that bought into Christ.
Awesome graph. Your mother and my mother must know each other.
win.
if you look at the creator’s username, it’s pretty obvious what their religion is. FAIL
not jewish, just took the name from the daily show when they made fun of “lonelygirl14″ (something like that) and gave the name to Jon Stewart (LonelyJew14).
Being Asian kind of achieves the same level of guilt.
True. So can being a first-generation American of any ethnicity.
Religion need not matter. My mother isn’t Jewish, and she cried when I told her the Peace Corps wasn’t going to accept me.
Tears of joy. And she told me it was the best birthday present ever.
Crushed dreams = Mother’s happiness?
*lightbulb goes out* “Ma can I fix that for you?” “No don’t worry about me I’ll just sit here in the dark! My eyes don’t work anyway it’s not like I’d be able to see your lovely face again before you leave me for college? I only carried you for nine loooong months what do I care?”
Mothers
Hehe, that’s so cool.
I’m not sure this is a Jewish thing. My Christian mom did the same thing to my atheist brother. I think it’s a mom thing. Silly moms.
Too funny.
This is terrible. Graphjam used to be funny. This is just stupid.
I bet you’re a mother.
im reading the comments, talking about religion and someone points out the username… how convenient is that?!?! haha omg people make me laugh.
rofl that sounds exactly like my girlfriend’s dad – and she’s 24 xD
Hell, that’s my wife’s parents and we’ve been married for three years!!