Comments on: Reasons I do Stuff

By: Lolover

Lolover — Mon, 27 Dec 2010 03:49:55 +0000

Line graph FAIL
Spelling FAIL
Funny FAIL

By: nyaneko

nyaneko — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 20:01:12 +0000

now this graph sucks…

it should be a bar graph… (-2)
boredom(e???) should be higher… (-1)
its not funny…! (-3)
you actually figured out how to make a graph (+1)

-5… wow

By: nyaneko

nyaneko — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 19:54:15 +0000

who cares

By: nyaneko

nyaneko — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 19:51:28 +0000

yes

By: nyaneko

nyaneko — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 19:50:14 +0000

’cause its fun

By: nyaneko

nyaneko — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 19:43:57 +0000

ooh alot of that is true

clap clap

By: KaBooM = stupid douche

KaBooM = stupid douche — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 01:56:28 +0000

About three dozen people said that already, you festering turd.

By: Anna

Anna — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 08:18:18 +0000

always for the lulz.

By: Kiba

Kiba — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 17:36:27 +0000

Preach it, brother!

By: Gull

Gull — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 15:56:23 +0000

hu lyk cairz??? go tell ur gf LOL!!

By: charro

charro — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 14:17:51 +0000

I thought he said “fair”.

By: koalaburr

koalaburr — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 22:35:03 +0000

I almost care more about the HORRIBLE spelling and grammar. Whatever happened to people caring whether or not they look like retards?

By: SSgt. Douchebag

SSgt. Douchebag — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 16:32:51 +0000

I think we should petition to have this graph moved over to FailBlog. It’s only right. I mean, seriously, enough is enough.

By: Teh Gryph

Teh Gryph — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 04:57:43 +0000

I’m an agent of chaos. And you know the thing about chaos? It’s fear.

By: ash

ash — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 03:16:01 +0000

No child. If you cannot tell whether something is measured in units or not, try saying “a” or “an” before it. An apple, vs a rice.
Get it now?
Less rice, fewer apples.

By: k

Sat, 03 Jan 2009 02:20:34 +0000

I think it’s more like Thunderdome. Everyone enters, and no one leaves because they’re bored to death.

By: Mat

Mat — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 01:47:49 +0000

Last I checked, sugar, sand, water, etc is measured in “units”.

By: Fuzzi

Fuzzi — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 23:36:51 +0000

You cannot own “less shirts” anyway. You can own “fewer shirts”. The word less is to be used to refer to smaller amounts of things which are typically measured by volume or weight, such as sugar, sand, water, etc. Fewer is to be used to describe a smaller amount of things which are counted by units, like shirts, bags, and apples.

By: James-A-Lames

James-A-Lames — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 21:06:42 +0000

GraphJam is SERIOUS business you guys! This is SUCh a big deal!

By: Mat

Mat — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 17:52:20 +0000

No. The graph indicates that the less shirts you own, the greater chance you have of being eaten by a bear (we will not discuss the actual logic behind such a proffered statement). Basically, if you own less shirts, you’re more likely to be eaten by a bear and if you own more shirts, you’re less likely to be eaten. It’s a matter of probability.

By: m00finsan

m00finsan — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 17:43:12 +0000

Or the Crystal Pepsi.

By: PapaJon

PapaJon — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 16:07:48 +0000

I mean, even the name “JeezOPete” is waaay waaaay funnier than this graph. What, is my aunt Shirley approving these things now? She still thinks “… and the duck said ‘Just put it on my bill’! is a hilarious punchline.

Where’s the funny? Bring on the funny!

By: Blaze

Blaze — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 15:34:24 +0000

*applause*

By: Mandy

Mandy — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 14:40:17 +0000

WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS SPELL BOREDOM WITH AN E AT THE END? I will never understand where this is coming from but I see it all the time!

By: JeezOPete

JeezOPete — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 13:52:18 +0000

{{{I replied to this post so this would be near the top}}}}}
I am, as are many of you, frustrated with he continued lameness of graphs lately. I have put “some” thought into the problem(s) and have come up with 2 core reasons:

1) Graphjam added that “GraphBuilder” which now allows anyone the opportunity to post something completely mediocre without any care in the world.

2) I reviewed a past number of really LAME graphs and have noticed that even though we all complain in the comments the graphs are still getting, for the most part, 3 or 4 stars caused by…

a) the original poster and all their friends initially voting it 5 stars and,
b) “Us” not taking the time to seriously give crap a 1 star rating.

In conclusion. Do your part PEOPLE. Call a spade a spade, or in this case, call a piece of S**T graph a piece of S**T graph. Stand Up! Be Counted! We cannot allow this to continue.

Thank you and Happy New Year

By: charro

charro — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 13:35:03 +0000

Do you get sick around it?
Can you not stand to be around it?

By: charro

charro — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 13:34:19 +0000

You had plans.. You were a schemer.. And look where that got you. I just did what I do best. I took your little plan, and I turned it on itself.
Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos.

By: charro

charro — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 13:32:15 +0000

Wouldn’t that be more like a “Win Dome”??

By: Mr. Ko

Mr. Ko — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 12:03:33 +0000

Borehole I’d understand.

By: Unit4

Unit4 — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 11:18:06 +0000

Wario approves of this graph.
Unfortunately, I am not Wario, and I do not think this graph is of even standard quality and is not appropriately designed. Though we understand it, it is not proper, and things done from BOREDOM should be much higher in this case, I am certain.

By: Junkyard

Junkyard — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 10:43:36 +0000

WTF is up with that Donkeyshines ad? As your chances of being eaten by a bear increase, the number of T-shirts you own decreases? If I jump into the bear enclosure at the zoo, the T-shirt I am wearing will magically disappear?

It seems that even the advertisers here have picked up on the general quality of the graphs. They assume this is a site for unfunny graphs that make no sense, so they thought they’d fit in by creating one of their own.

By: midian454

midian454 — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 08:00:09 +0000

Bio-dome without Pauly Shore?

By: Miz

Miz — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 04:50:10 +0000

I think it’s French. Bore-do-may. Translates to “proof-read fail”

By: Justin

Justin — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 02:57:57 +0000

You forgot “Because a hot girl is watching”

By: Ash

Ash — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 01:51:47 +0000

I hate everything about this graph. It is the New Coke of graphs.

By: Ruby

Ruby — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 01:45:15 +0000

Clearly he did this wrong for the lulz.

By: The Joker

The Joker — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 00:56:21 +0000

So when I say that what happened to you and your girlfriend was nothing personal, you know I’m telling the truth.

By: Shin

Shin — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 00:50:45 +0000

Also boredome. What’s that supposed to be, some dome where people go to be bored?

By: Jonathan

Jonathan — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 00:42:57 +0000

He’s doing it wrong.

Boo!

By: fiona

fiona — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 00:38:44 +0000

should it be a bar graph?

By: jack mehoff

jack mehoff — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 00:12:40 +0000

The Bore Dome… I think that was one of the lecture halls at my old school.

By: Cap'n Amaranth

Cap'n Amaranth — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 22:56:02 +0000

it burns!

By: Justin

Justin — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 22:07:46 +0000

This got front page? An absolute new low.

By: Other side of the Fence

Other side of the Fence — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 21:02:02 +0000

or Engrish?

By: Nulono

Nulono — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 20:41:47 +0000

A line graph?

By: Wkt

Wkt — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 20:24:54 +0000

This is most probably the worst graph ever posted here. Seriously.

By: Fegli

Fegli — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 19:58:05 +0000

You’re like a dog chasing a car… you wouldn’t know what to do with it if you caught it. You just DO things…

By: KaBooM

KaBooM — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 18:44:31 +0000

The quality of the posts here keeps getting worse and worse. It was better before the graph builder.

By: AC

AC — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 18:39:20 +0000

How about “all for the nookie”? Then this would be a specimen of the endangered song-based graph, imago carmenis.

By: ouriel

ouriel — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 18:37:48 +0000

there should be another reason, a very important reason, to get laid!!!!