Comments on: Things that go wrong in public restrooms

By: Oliver

Oliver — Mon, 27 Dec 2010 18:34:01 +0000

I can´t help not believing you

By: Disser

Disser — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 01:24:11 +0000

ROFLMAO!!!! I seriously just laughed out loud right now! *Still cackling*
That is sosooooooo funny how you just described his asshole

By: Disser

Disser — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 01:23:18 +0000

This one is actually funny. Wow, that’s a first….

By: matt

matt — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 09:30:16 +0000

I heard a guy in the stall next to me with Problems. The man’s ass sounded like that foam-spouting vehicle Willy Wonka drove through that crazy tunnel.

By: guapa

guapa — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 18:20:43 +0000

haha

By: burtonblunt158

burtonblunt158 — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 18:19:47 +0000

green, orange, and pink…always happens

By: zebraxhead

zebraxhead — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 20:36:29 +0000

Epic.

By: GrizzledGopher

GrizzledGopher — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 02:16:43 +0000

I’ve had toddlers half crawl under the door before their caretakers rescued me.

I hate it when the big grey feminine product dispensers weren’t considered when the stalls measurements were designed and as an afterthought they are jammed in in such a way that you can’t not touch them with the side of your leg.

By: GrizzledGopher

GrizzledGopher — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 02:12:54 +0000

I tend to avoid the wheelchair stall because I’m afraid that someone who needs it will come into the bathroom while I’m there, but when I’m changing my clothes for whatever reason I do use it because I’m clumsy and I’d rather not dip a sleeve into the bowl. I realize you can’t use the other stalls but it is a public bathroom and that is a legitimate reason to use a larger stall.

By: me

me — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 16:55:46 +0000

what about everytime go to leaveyou touch a wet door handle. or when you lean against the sink counter your shirt gets a big wet streak across your stomach.

By: Kismet

Kismet — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 13:07:09 +0000

I *HATE* that one. But what about the dribble a little down your leg (which is rare, men, but DOES happen) and then find out you’re out of toilet paper?

Or that you just began bleeding with no warning whatsoever and said blood has traveled visibly to the outside of your pants, and you’re stuck at work with no tampon, pad, and a ton of male co-workers who will rag (no pun intended) on you for at LEAST the next month about this and won’t be helpful or sympathetic in any way.

I think that last sentence is wrought with grammatical errors and I don’t give obtuse butt-fudging. Whatever that means.

By: Kismet

Kismet — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 13:03:58 +0000

I am both pleased and relieved to say that this has never happened to me, and, God willing, never will.

Oh, no! I just called down the powers of irony on my head. Now, I am positive it will happen to me before the day is over. *Note to self: Stay the hell away from public restrooms, anywhere you can get shat on, and ESPECIALLY the children. They’re good at things like this.*end note.

By: Kismet

Kismet — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 13:01:59 +0000

That gets exponentially less funny by 10% every time I hear it, with an increase of 5% additional annoyance factor. I just had to finally say that to all those ‘I think I just threw up a little (with the possible addition to ‘in my mouth’ as well). Just a shout out to all those people who beat a joke to Beyond-Death.

By: Kismet

Kismet — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 12:59:13 +0000

I suppose pointing out the obvious would be, well…. pretty useless at this point.

By: satchfan15

satchfan15 — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 17:24:03 +0000

No, definitely the purple slice. Unfortunately.

By: Not Your Cat

Not Your Cat — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 08:49:28 +0000

GraphJam is SERIOUS BUSINESS you guys!

By: slythwolf

slythwolf — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 07:07:57 +0000

You forgot “discovering that the used tampon receptacle is missing having just removed said tampon and having to carry it to the regular trash can”.

By: jordan

jordan — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 03:03:41 +0000

who cares? this is the funniest comment on the whole interweb

By: SSgt. Douchebag

SSgt. Douchebag — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 16:35:57 +0000

C’mon, you know, marked! Like, for death.

Or by the Beast.

The Potty Beast.

By: Jaek

Jaek — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 05:21:12 +0000

Yeah, I hate it when the guy next to me explodes. Happens all the time and I frickin’ hate it.

By: Bobby

Bobby — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 22:53:02 +0000

Seconded.

Apparently people have trouble adding to 1 or understanding what “mutually exclusive” means.

By: Pringle

Pringle — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 21:10:14 +0000

Win.

By: Wkt

Wkt — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 20:26:26 +0000

This doesn’t make sense as a pie chart…

By: Czernobog

Czernobog — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 12:35:51 +0000

Also, Greenpeace should be sucked down by the auto-flush. But that’s just my opinion.

By: mechacaro

mechacaro — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 07:50:23 +0000

In my experience, that green piece should be the biggest one.

By: Maqrilee

Maqrilee — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 06:38:23 +0000

Fail…but have been in some of these ugly public potty happen-stances.

By: Alex

Alex — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 05:26:52 +0000

Seriously, calm down. I can tell you arent exactly the guy to hang out with at parties.

By: Fake E. Tufte

Fake E. Tufte — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 03:17:19 +0000

Pretty common at conferences and trade shows…if you’re in the stall, and you hear from the next stall a heavy “plop” sound followed by extremely loud cursing, some guy just lost his phone into the murky waters.

By: Esme

Esme — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 00:02:16 +0000

You missed one.
Having your cellphone fall out of your pocket into the toilet – two days after you bought the phone for $300.

By: Seddah

Seddah — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 23:49:49 +0000

I didn’t laugh, but maybe I’m just too bitter. Or it’s not funny.

By: Seddah

Seddah — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 23:47:10 +0000

I believe hr was referring to the graph. But I could be wrong.

By: Kohn

Kohn — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 23:39:58 +0000

Mat, wooh, it’s morning! Cheer up!
Take those anti-depressives!

By: forge

forge — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 22:54:58 +0000

Seat protectors are silly. Bacteria can walk right the hell through as many layers of paper as they want. And if there’s anything *visible* on the seat, hell with it, I’m outta there anyway.

By: mirnavela

mirnavela — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 22:10:26 +0000

I think I just threw up a little…

By: Sir Scarfalot

Sir Scarfalot — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 22:03:43 +0000

where? his comment looks fine to me. “Had” is a verb, no?

By: hr1841

hr1841 — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:51:06 +0000

You need to the action verb.

By: Momcat

Momcat — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:37:17 +0000

Nope, potty emergency.

By: krodor

krodor — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:16:22 +0000

WIN! A funny one with lots of possibilities!

By: Mat

Mat — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:10:13 +0000

What does the graph symbolize? Are these the only events that can occur and the percentage of likelihood that they’ll occur? Or is this just a list with a colored circle on the left?

Either way, this sucks.

By: Sen. Larry Craig

Sen. Larry Craig — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:07:34 +0000

What about getting arrested for soliciting anonymous sex and having your Senate seat placed in jeopardy?
Is that one of the options?

By: Figueroaj85

Figueroaj85 — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 20:59:53 +0000

I posted this and by exploding I meant literally exploding, just as Rina had thought.

By: john

john — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 20:44:43 +0000

i was the one who made this, and it all came from my experiences in a wal-mart bathroom….

the guy in the next stall had explosive diarhea

By: brewski

brewski — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 20:42:32 +0000

Someone help me – what’s “marked”?

By: Floodclaw

Floodclaw — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 20:17:00 +0000

Nope, I did, and I’m still quite confused as to it’s true meaning…..

By: Rina

Rina — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 20:06:51 +0000

Am I the only one that when I say guy in next stall exploding I thought of body parts flying and a find red mist rather than any other version?

By: WaitWaitDontTellMe

WaitWaitDontTellMe — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 20:05:25 +0000

Potty Jokes?