Comments on: Reported Success Putting Humpty-Dumpty Together Again

By: josh

josh — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 18:51:11 +0000

i bet humpty-dumpty didn’t have lupus

By: Oliver Rockincock

Oliver Rockincock — Sun, 03 Oct 2010 23:19:06 +0000

Actually, if we’re going to be douches about everything, you’re wrong too. It’s the Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome. Don’t be a prick.

By: ramabananajamamamapajama

ramabananajamamamapajama — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 22:07:56 +0000

First!!!!!You’re all retarded.

By: Not First

Not First — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 10:03:55 +0000

LAST!!!!

By: DowntroddenInDc

DowntroddenInDc — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 19:31:20 +0000

I like the graph, just not sure why it came up when “stumbling” through music sites..

By: zim=love

zim=love — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 23:02:30 +0000

blasphemy indeed

By: Anna

Anna — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 04:22:39 +0000

HAHAHAHA, you guys are so serious, and I couldn’t stop laughing reading that whole conversation.

By: what???

what??? — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 04:40:18 +0000

Blasphemy!!

By: aaron m

aaron m — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 13:46:39 +0000

if i had a duck i’d name him ernesto

By: Re:Spelling

Re:Spelling — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 12:31:29 +0000

Success
1 u
1 e
2 c
3 s
Questions?

By: buttercup

buttercup — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 06:17:49 +0000

good job. house sucks though :c sorry

By: nate

nate — Mon, 18 May 2009 06:04:44 +0000

But House is a diagnostician. He doesn’t put anything back together. He simply figures out what is wrong with his patients, and recommends a treatment. It doesn’t take a doctor or a genius to figure out what is wrong with Humpty Dumpty, and this certainly wouldn’t be a case that would be referred to Dr. House in the first place. Hopefully emergency first responders would have life flighted Humpty to the nearest trauma center for treatment.

By: Argh

Argh — Sun, 03 May 2009 21:33:23 +0000

haha, get it b/c House is an awesome dr. and the nursery rhyme sucked

By: loler

loler — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 23:38:16 +0000

lolz internet fight

By: leftovercrizack

leftovercrizack — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 22:24:31 +0000

DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD!
your “God” is dead to me!

By: someguy

someguy — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 18:57:44 +0000

House can fix anything.
Good stuff man.

By: Starguy32

Starguy32 — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 00:24:36 +0000

Umm…. they say it because it has become slang and it is very rarely used as a reference to sexual orientation anymore, except by those whoe are “gay and proud” and are in highschool running around grabbing other guys’ butts and laughing about it in their art classes with girls while i sit there shaking my head hoping i never run into them in the halls….
okay yeah that kinda turned into what my art class is like, i really do hope i never run into them in the hallway….. >.>

By: alex

alex — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 19:28:13 +0000

HAHAHAHA hilarious…

By: Cocoa_God

Cocoa_God — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 00:46:31 +0000

rly made me lol

By: uR m0m

uR m0m — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 01:42:08 +0000

SECONDED!
English: learn to use it

By: boston

boston — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 02:55:58 +0000

funny!! it’s been awhile since I stumbled on something that made me actually laugh.

By: bodton

bodton — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 03:34:20 +0000

nice site!! it’s been awhile since I stumbled on something that made me actually laugh. really awesome!!

By: haha

haha — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 12:35:43 +0000

Go back to /b where you belong idiot.

Or perhaps a better place, school.

By: yeah yeah

yeah yeah — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 12:33:49 +0000

The internet is becoming over-run by idiots with voices. I used to have hope that maybe mankind could live in some form of self-run ‘anarchy’, but the internet just proves that we’d all be dead within a week from the shear number of …. dare I say it…. ‘Human Like Creatures’

By: apmusicservices

apmusicservices — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 06:06:46 +0000

nice nursery rhymes!! my sons love that song!! give thumbs up on su!!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 08:35:21 +0000

@>. and Ethergy EPIC WIN!

By: Ethergy

Ethergy — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:25:49 +0000

Indeed

By: >.

>. — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 18:28:55 +0000

And I was under the impression the comments section was supposed to be for comments about the blog, graph etc. displayed at the top of the page. Wow I must be dumb!

By: paul

paul — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 21:14:49 +0000

I know, when he squirted the milk in her mouth!!

lol that’s what she said

By: whiteandnerdy2damax

whiteandnerdy2damax — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 21:13:16 +0000

alot of times it’s some weird kind of cancer. like that time that lady had breast cancer on the back of her knee with milk in it. that was gross.

By: whiteandnerdy2damax

whiteandnerdy2damax — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 21:11:14 +0000

the “i”‘s have it

sorry, couldn’t resist

By: Colin

Colin — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:30:31 +0000

He ALWAYS has to do a spinal tap. I think it’s in his contract or something.

By: Colin

Colin — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:29:14 +0000

And then they’d wind up together. Looks like Chase laughed last after all.

By: Colin

Colin — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:27:48 +0000

Cue close-in shot of body malfunctioning, be it iron pellets in the blood, a toothpick in the small intestine, some girl who tried to kill herself with kitchen cleanser in a pill, or whatever it was this week.

By: A. Shelton

A. Shelton — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 23:49:11 +0000

Why should I watch some stupid derivative, unimaginative tv show when I can write my own highly original stories? Commercial free, no less.

By: N/A

N/A — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 23:23:51 +0000

House F**king rocks.Period.

By: Red

Red — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 20:24:46 +0000

Not as much as the idiot that doesn’t know the difference between “your”
and “you’re”. Let me give you a hint…you’re is a contraction for you are
and your is the possessive form of you.

By: Umi

Umi — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 02:19:25 +0000

I can’t understand how a simple post can cause a discussion on sexual orientation. Are you that annoyed and *angry* about a single word? Wow. Tha’ts pretty sad. You must have no life.

By: agreed

agreed — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 05:52:46 +0000

agreed

By: Michael

Michael — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 05:51:09 +0000

+10 Internets!

By: Clegg

Clegg — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 04:07:35 +0000

Actually, a person with a gay twin has a 75% greater chance of also being gay and a male fetus may not produce enough testosterone, making the body masculine, but not the brain. There is a documentary called, “In The Womb”, watch it before you make a bigger ass of yourself.

By: x_0

x_0 — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 01:22:06 +0000

Nicoel, your an idot.

By: Ashley

Ashley — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 17:02:20 +0000

Douche.

By: Ashley

Ashley — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 17:01:17 +0000

To be honest, the graph is pretty boring compared to the comments.
AMIRITE???!!1

By: Ashley

Ashley — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 17:00:20 +0000

OBVS OBVS

By: Ashley

Ashley — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 16:59:53 +0000

I second this.

By: Obvious

Obvious — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 19:47:21 +0000

I have to agree, this graph is very win. Just wondering, do the people who keep saying that it’s photoshopped notice that this site has a chart-making feature? Just thought I’d throw it out there.

By: joe is the moron

joe is the moron — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 19:12:26 +0000

Joe – you really should check your definitions before you try and enlighten us with you superior knowledge. Everyone knows that A.I.D.S stands for
Anally
Injected
Death
Sentence

P.S. It’s cute how stupid you are!

By: yo momma

yo momma — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 19:08:51 +0000

yawn….. you bore me

By: OK?

OK? — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 18:54:13 +0000

ok? you guys are cool?