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Chance of being first
Me – 100%
You – 0%
damn! foiled again!
Ha.
Chance of getting a life
Me – 100%
You – 0%
first
Not quite, mate.
So this means everyone will fart before getting on the elevator with you ?
Bwahahahaa.
oops, I fail at understanding the graph the first time. They havn’t mentioned if its you or the other person on the x-axis.
Thats a good one … 5 stars …
you could change the title to … “The hottest girl in your office will get on the elevator with you”
well maybe you just shouldn’t fart while on the elevator. then you will only have to stand with people only %30 of the time.
problem solved.
Win!
Elevator company is awkward.
There are way too many “Chance X will happen under Y circumstances” graphs.
Quick, somebody write some more pop songs with numbers in them! If we try really hard, together we can save GraphJam!
Hey, that’s a great idea! “Chances a graph is about the chances X will happen under Y circumstances”
I already submitted one like that, they didn’t like it.
This was so predictable. I saw the title, and I was like “Lemme guess. 100% right after farting, right?”
And look who was right.
Actually, i was thinking he left off “Need to scratch my balls” and “Just got a chubby stuck pointing down”
FAT
100%: When you’re with your girlfriend and want to get a few seconds of frisky action. We had to wait for three elevators the other day just so we could do that.
I’ve heard of flatulence junkies who ride elevators all day, looking for one that has been recently farted in…
The “Normal Circumstances” bar should be at 100% also, cause I make it a point to fart when getting on the elevator. Watching people’s faces is priceless when they’re trapped in a small space with rancid ass air.
Yeah, I’m that guy.
epic lol
so true
that was a one time thing…