Comments on: Chances of when you will figure out a good comeback

By: Troll Feeder

Troll Feeder — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 01:25:14 +0000

dyslexia win!

By: Girl you will never know

Girl you will never know — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:42:02 +0000

There’s a perfectly true and funny graph, and you focus on the damn colours?

By: n00b pwner

n00b pwner — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 23:30:29 +0000

this graph described my life.

By: jesse weaver

jesse weaver — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 11:54:30 +0000

why are two the same color?

By: Bob

Bob — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 21:52:55 +0000

Yeah. Good graph.

*wakes up in the middle of the night*
DAMNIT

By: sam

sam — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 14:03:40 +0000

hahahahaha

By: Intyalle

Intyalle — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 07:39:19 +0000

I can’t speak lolcat very well, but I can understand what is said in it.

Mai lolcat iz failz. ^^

I think I’ll stick to proper English.

By: chris

chris — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 01:26:16 +0000

no kidding. this is soo true

By: Splingo

Splingo — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 02:49:05 +0000

Buddy your I’m pal, not!

By: Ringo

Ringo — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 03:41:42 +0000

I’m not your pal, buddy!

By: goosemanrocks

goosemanrocks — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 00:40:28 +0000

i’m not your guy, pal!

By: Emily

Emily — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 10:56:48 +0000

I dabble in lolspeak. If anyone needs instructions, yooz can meat mii bye teh trane at two-oh-clok, aifinkso.

By: Emily

Emily — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 10:54:49 +0000

Oh yeah?! Well… uh… well… your mom! Ha! Neener neener neener!

By: munchy365

munchy365 — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 00:46:05 +0000

SO. FREAKING. TRUE.

By: MasterOfPuppets

MasterOfPuppets — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 00:39:28 +0000

This graph is me in a nutshell.

By: joe-m

joe-m — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 20:16:02 +0000

this is so true

By: Nightlight

Nightlight — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 15:54:31 +0000

So, so true…

By: Hooblays

Hooblays — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 09:13:55 +0000

I’m not your buddy, guy!

By: HanselandPretzel

HanselandPretzel — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 05:04:29 +0000

And the comments on ICHC are indecipherable unless you speak lolcat

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 19:29:47 +0000

No, we thionk of the best comebacks when relating the story of jerface jerk and what was said’ to a friend who probably doesn’t want to hear it, and we say “And I was all like….*best comeback EVAR*…even though you didn’t actually say it.

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 19:27:24 +0000

Oh, yeah?! Well, uh…well…shut up!!!

By: hostyle

hostyle — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 16:53:23 +0000

What? Couldn’t think of a third colour to use so you used red twice? I feel a new graphing opportunity coming on …

By: Destin

Destin — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 15:56:54 +0000

Yeah, and they’re all out of you!

By: Destin

Destin — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 15:56:13 +0000

LMAO, yes!

By: Taurin

Taurin — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 14:01:41 +0000

I think the ‘At the right time’ wedge is waaay too big.

By: Lomoco

Lomoco — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 13:19:00 +0000

Brilliant. Absolutely true.

By: brewski

brewski — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 13:07:54 +0000

Well, yeah, same to you buddy!

By: NotPresent

NotPresent — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 08:15:19 +0000

The more you know. *heavenly music accompaniment*

By: Me too

Me too — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 03:11:48 +0000

A.Word.A.Day–esprit d’escalier

esprit d’escalier (e-SPREE des-kal-i-YE) noun, also esprit de l’escalier

Thinking of a witty remark too late; hindsight wit or afterwit. Also such a remark.

[From French esprit de l'escalier, from esprit (wit) + escalier (stairs).]

We’re all witty. It’s just that many of us think of our clever remarks a bit too late. The French call it the staircase wit, indicating that one thought of that perfect retort on his or her way out.

By: Hailey

Hailey — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 01:47:43 +0000

There is a great article about this over at Cracked. I recommend you read it.

By: octopie

octopie — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 21:10:12 +0000

*sigh* so true…

By: Zedo Mann

Zedo Mann — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 20:35:16 +0000

me too…

By: WTB Flailblog

WTB Flailblog — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 19:29:10 +0000

…Jerk Store?

By: cakeislie

cakeislie — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 18:37:07 +0000

So true. Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and think to myself, “CRAP, I should’ve said that in his FACE! That would’ve been so sweet!”

By: Justin

Justin — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 17:52:35 +0000

Come on, Where’s the George Costanza reference in this one?

By: RJ

RJ — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 17:42:41 +0000

I feel myself coming to graphjam just to see how bad they have gotten. This is just another example of a tired joke that was barely smirk-worthy in the mid-1980′s when I heard it first.

We now need a graphjam about airline food.

ps. I just realized I actually come here to read the comments! Funniest sarcasm around!(mine not included. A bit too harsh.)

By: dalz

dalz — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 17:29:26 +0000

or sometimes days, weeks or months later

By: fubuki

fubuki — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 17:28:39 +0000

Chances of another graph ever being posted on GraphJam that isn’t a tired “Chances of” graph: 0%

It’s getting to be about time for GraphJam to hang up the boots.

By: zach

zach — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 17:22:51 +0000

Done this plenty of times.