Comments on: Chances Of Getting A Spontaneous Boner

By: Emprovision

Emprovision — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 03:44:12 +0000

That makes so much sense that it makes me wonder why everyone can’t figure that out.

And what exactly do you mean by “card-carrying”?

By: Emprovision

Emprovision — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 03:42:13 +0000

Don’t be racist– what if he actually is one? =P

By: Nico

Nico — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 18:06:37 +0000

Oh come on, you get non-sexual boners like, the first two months of puberty. 15 year olds, whaaat?

By: Nico

Nico — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 18:02:39 +0000

Too bad they didn’t have gay parades circa 500 BC.

By: comrade kevin

comrade kevin — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 20:46:33 +0000

it really sucks whenn you get one durin a job interview:|

By: Intyalle

Intyalle — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 07:29:34 +0000

I agree with him, and I’m not even gay (or lesbian, if we’re being pedantic, because apparently gay can’t apply to both genders).

By: JM

JM — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 17:41:30 +0000

Either that, or you’ll get a spontaneous boner over something that makes you look like a complete pervert. Or something may happen to you like:

(I got this off imdb, by the way). One boy was watching “Irreversible” with his girlfriend, and they got to the rape scene. Now you’ve got to understand, this rape is scene absolutely horrific: 10.5 minutes long and edited to look like one single take. And it goes on and on and on. And it’s Monica Bellucci gets anally raped. Well, eventually the girlfriend told him to turn it off because it was too upsetting. So he did. Then she happened to feel his penis and felt it was rock hard! Uh oh. He didn’t mean for it to happen; I’m guessing it was Monica Bellucci that turned him on and hopefully not to the rape. But you know what the situation looked like! Lolness.

By: Mark

Mark — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 16:35:23 +0000

If you are not gay, then yes. It sends the wrong signal, and opens you up to potential problems if your preferences are miscommunicated.

It’s just as much of a problem as getting a boner around an unattractive girl.

By: TylerTBH

TylerTBH — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 00:51:00 +0000

I myself am gay and didn’t find this graph very offensive although.. Some comments were. Such as. Gay = FAIL

Homophobes sort of have a right to be homophobic but posting their thoughts publicly almost to insult gays is arrogant and narrow minded

By: Lark

Lark — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 23:26:34 +0000

only to homophobes.

By: turpentinestevens

turpentinestevens — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:08:49 +0000

There is nothing gayer than gladiator movies. As ’300′ can attest. Leather speedos? Gay. This comes from a member of the queer community: if you are wearing a leather speedo with three hundred other guys in leather speedo, you are probably not only gay, but also in a parade.

By: John

John — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 16:06:26 +0000

So did the guy who created this graph get a boner when he posted it? Because this graph is GAY!

By: MasterOfPuppets

MasterOfPuppets — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 00:38:55 +0000

Lol everyone here is so butthurt, its not even funny.

By: davidmadly

davidmadly — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 12:27:49 +0000

Also agreed. As a card-carrying homo, I didn’t find this offensive in the least bit. It just reminded me of the bad timing of the sudden boners of adolescence.

So many people have gone overboard with the “who’s gay and who’s not” gossip. But people who are at the age to regularly get spontaneous erections are also at an age to figure out their own sexuality. And they don’t need the input of either side.

And seriously, people, lighten up. If you get this offended about a situation that every man on the planet has been through at some time or another, then how can you possibly even walk out of your door or turn on the tv without ranting like a lunatic? The humor of the graph is that it’s a universal truth that a young guy will get noticable erections in very inappropriate times.

By: davidmadly

davidmadly — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 12:19:10 +0000

LOL! Great response. You win!

By: i_tego_arcana_dei

i_tego_arcana_dei — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 11:59:39 +0000

high school wrestling team? i had a hetero friend on it back in the day and he said boners during mathces where as common as sweat. something to do with adrenaline and friction and yadda yadda yadda….

i just thought it sounded hot

By: i_tego_arcana_dei

i_tego_arcana_dei — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 11:57:34 +0000

I LOLed coffee all over my keyboard. Thank you.

By: i_tego_arcana_dei

i_tego_arcana_dei — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 11:56:42 +0000

as a f*ggot myself, I must attest to the validity of this situation. tis embarassing….

By: handover

handover — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 19:55:47 +0000

The irony here is that that’s a big part of the reason that homosexuality is a problem, lol

By: Hooblays

Hooblays — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 09:19:53 +0000

Now to figure out how to measure it…

By: Hooblays

Hooblays — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 09:17:57 +0000

Well is complete ignorance on the subject is somewhat funny, in a sick, twisted way.

By: Miranda Foix

Miranda Foix — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 05:39:37 +0000

Graph fail.

Extra fail for using comic sans.

By: Pringle

Pringle — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 00:42:34 +0000

Showers, locker room, etc.

By: Pringle

Pringle — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 00:35:25 +0000

Go to hell

By: rawrhan

rawrhan — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 23:09:24 +0000

I love how I clicked on the comments expecting to see a flame war over the negative connotations of the graph towards homosexuals, but instead found an argument about mathematics! Truly the comments have risen to the funniest part of this site.

By: SeveredHead

SeveredHead — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 18:31:07 +0000

Unless the joke is that you suck at logic, it’s still not funny.

By: Destin

Destin — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 15:59:28 +0000

Because it’s the gay bus!

By: Aikidude

Aikidude — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 15:56:38 +0000

no it isn’t, properties do not become equal because they are related to the same object.

By: Guy with a sence of humor

Guy with a sence of humor — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 14:00:07 +0000

The orignal comment was just a joke and shouldn’t be taken literally. You guys are trying way too hard to prove it wrong, which amuses me.

Let me put staight guy’s comment to you this way.

This graph fails.
hence the creater of this graph fails too.
Also because the creator of this is gay (proven by 1st comment),
Being gay fails (like the creator of this graph).

better now?
(no offence and not my words)

By: Aikidude

Aikidude — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 13:40:17 +0000

you shouldn’t treat properties like numbers.
It’s basic Information Modeling, IT 101.
An object (in this case the creator of this graph) has properties (gay and fail). However, the fact that the properties are related by the object does not make them equal properties, as illustrated by d00d’s example with the properties of a number.
Calling it algebra was his bad, but it does not null the value of his argument.
And it’s not a decent joke, it’s homophobic, wrong, and insulting to call gays failures.

By: Chal

Chal — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 13:05:43 +0000

Stop being so decadophobic!

By: Ross

Ross — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 12:33:06 +0000

Comic Sans MS is such a 90s font.

By: Usoki

Usoki — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 12:08:57 +0000

This would have been better with a column at 0% percent for “are a girl”.

By: Miz

Miz — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 04:57:01 +0000

Totally agreed. Gay people, straight people, trannies, whatever you are, STFU and stop being so over-sensitive. This kid has the boner for you already, so maybe grow a sack, because by you attacking this probably not even homophobic person via comments with aliases on a website is just as immature and cowardly. Let it go.

By: Miz

Miz — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 04:51:42 +0000

BUT if
5 = x
5 = y
therefore x = y

that works. therefore, d00d is a t00l because it was a decent joke originally from straight guy

By: 1337

1337 — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 04:51:22 +0000

Yes, you FAIL for being gay.

By: Sige

Sige — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 04:32:44 +0000

In a response: .

By: Stephen

Stephen — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 02:02:33 +0000

Am I the only one who thinks this has been misinterpreted and blown out of proportion? It’s not necessarily homophobic. It’s just about pitching a tent at an inopportune moment.

By: postman!

postman! — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 01:18:24 +0000

*removes post*
return to sender!

By: achtung!

achtung! — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 01:12:55 +0000

Clearly, this graph identifies that spontaneous boners may happen in situations that may have nothing to do with being aroused, therefore situations with a gay connotation are completely excusable for anyone who realizes this, which i think most people do…… however, i’m sure being gay is possibly the most favourite issue for young guys to give each other crap about

By: handover

handover — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 01:10:18 +0000

In a word, yep.

By: calon

calon — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 01:09:53 +0000

This response, perfect.

By: observer

observer — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 01:03:53 +0000

The easily offended gays in the comments are almost funnier than the graph itself. Good show.

By: spooner

spooner — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 00:53:53 +0000

watching gladiator movies?

By: huh

huh — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 00:45:13 +0000

How would a bus-boner make you look gay?

By: Dave

Dave — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 00:32:55 +0000

This post is offensive and should be removed.

By: DC

DC — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 00:26:53 +0000

I can’t even believe anyone finds this remotely funny. Who ever made it is likely a poorly socialized scrawny virgin who gets off to video games (i.e. Tomb Raider). Let’s grow up a little and stop trying to make ourselves feel good by insulting others. It’s transparent and dull.

By: coffee

coffee — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 23:31:24 +0000

who has a problem with looking gay? big f-ing deal. do it all the time.
The maker of this graph didn’t say there is any problem with it, just that it happens from time to time. i’m sure he doesn’t think it will have any negative effect on his whatever… ego, actual sexuality, chance of scoring, bop-do-wop-dee-do!!

By: observer

observer — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 22:51:06 +0000

This graph applies only to 15 year old boys.

By: teaspoon

teaspoon — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 22:33:43 +0000

you are a boner?

grammar fail.