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Who my ex-girlfriend will date two days after we break-up


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Who my ex-girlfriend will date two days after we break-up

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  1. minerva146 says:

    118%???

    • Crazy says:

      Each bar represents the chance that each thing will happen as opposed to will not happen, not as opposed to one of the other things happening, smart one. This is a bar graph, not a pie chart. Each event is mutually exclusive and each percent has nothing to do with any other and they can’t be added.

      Not that I’m saying this is in any way well made or funny, mind you. Graphs like this are wastes of time. This would only be funny if it’s true out of sheer coincidence, which it is not. If you are dating someone then it is very likely that you know their friends, they know yours and they hang out with your roommates/friends almost as much as you do. You also most likely share a strong connection to both your girlfriend and your friends, so your girlfriend most likely shares a strong connection to your friends as well, and, coupled with the fact that many relationships end when one of the parties becomes interested in someone else, it is easy to see why it would be common for someone to break up with someone else to be with one of their friends. They wouldn’t just break up with you and date someone you didn’t know because if you were dating them you would know the person. This is sheer logic people, not “hurr hurr wow what a funny coincidence”.

      • SeveredHead says:

        Actually, by you saying each event is “mutually exclusive” means that one event cannot be both things. Said event has to occur as one of those outcomes and ONLY one. Therefore, they do have to add up to 100%.
        But, personally, I don’t think the items could be mutually exclusive, since your roommate could likely be a good friend. Or you might consider a good friend a random acquaintance?

      • Aislinn says:

        “Graphs like this are a waste of time”???? What are we doing on graphjam if not wasting time? Lighten up.

      • eh? says:

        looks like someone’s looking for justification for dating their ex’s roommate. that just shouldn’t happen

  2. Jenna Talia says:

    I believe you mean 2 days before you break up (You just didn’t know it at the time). Also probabilities add up to more than 100%, therefore your ex is a slut.

  3. G says:

    i started dating my husband a week after i broke up with my boyfriend and they were roommates……………………..

    and then my ex moved out and we got a new roommate who moved out because his ex girlfriend immediately started dating his roommate right after they broke up…

    so this graph is especially lulworthy to me

  4. Nathan says:

    I agree with this graph. However in my case, it was my best friend. Happened 3 weeks ago :/

    • G says:

      wow, it’s crazy to realize how often this actually happens. it was my exes best friend with me, and I’m not saying it’s right, and what you are going through is awful, I just at the time felt like I am the worst person in the world and this is one of those things that never actually happens….and now I find out how common it actually is, i guess it eases the guilt, even though the whole thing happened with me a lonnnnnnnnng time ago

      sorry about your situation though <3

  5. Devryn says:

    Your axis are labeled wrong.

  6. Devryn says:

    You labeled your axis wrong…

  7. Candystripe Legs says:

    Sorry to hear about that, hasn’t happened to me (yet) but I have seen it. Actually one of my friends dated this chick who left him for his best friend, although we haven’t told him yet :/ Just can’t break it to him

  8. Lakshmi says:

    This is funny not because I’m laughing with the graph-maker, but because I am laughing at him. Is it just me, or do a lot of the graphs on here highlight the graphmakers’ inner bitterness?

  9. Waffletacular Sr. says:

    Graph Jam:
    Your personal problems, aired to everyone in the world thanks to the wonders of the internet!

    (humor value of your whining is not guaranteed)

  10. Schroder says:

    Could be worse. The final column could be “dad.”

  11. sleeby says:

    or “Turns Lesbian”…

  12. glitz says:

    Ha! 6 hours in my case. The silver lining is that the Y-axis can also be labelled “Likelihood your ex-g/f will cheat on their next hookup with you” without changing anything else =p

  13. jOEY says:

    THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME. My ex is currently dating my roommate. and its wierd. im not ok with it, but what can i do?

  14. jOEY says:

    THAT HAPPENED TO ME. I was looking for help on how to deal with your ex girlfriend dating your roommate. I dont like it, but what can I do? I feel somewhat insulted my friend and ex girlfriend felt it was appropriate to hurt me in this way. sorry, just venting. but the worst thing is that all three of us were pretty kool friends before, now it looks like things are changing for the worst. someone needs to give me some serious advice


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