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You forgot blinding people. >=(
and you forgot keeping my cats entertained for HOURS by the “mysterious light ball” they can never catch ^_^
Those laser pen things work sooo much better, in my opinion.
Nuu, you have use those little laser pen things!
Ugh, have ~to~ use those little laser pen things.
Surefire lights FTW!
This makes no sense. I haven’t used a flashlight for anything other than lighting things up since I was maybe under 10-years-old at camp.
I agree. Lightsaber, really? Maybe add …”if you are a child” to the title?
oops. Should have read, “…if you are a child”
it was a joke 2 the movie superbad LOL
Bah. You inner-child-deniers are all hopeless. When I (23) got a maglite a few weeks ago, I could *not* get over how perfect a lightsaber analogue it was.
You forgot silly shadow plays.
This website does really, really bizarre things with comments at times. What the heck.
You forgot storage for dead batteries.
Yes! But they’re only dead if you NEED it. They’re always fully charged for someone else to make shadow puppets or blind you, but as soon as the lights are out you get to find out the “funny guy” drained the batteries… (Hm… that came out really bitter! It’s only meant to be a little bitter…)
I think they make a poor lightsaber. Especially Maglights. They’re too bright. Lightsabers don’t go on 100+ feet until they hit something. Get the iPhone app. It’s much better. It hums and makes the clashing sound so other geeks… I mean Star Wars fans… can have a Jedi vs. Sith battle. But I digress…
whoa…I’m not exactly a Star Wars fan, but I WANT that app! come to think of it, having an iPhone might help…still sounds awesome.
You forgot reading under the covers after bedtime.
You also forgot “bludgeoning implement.” God I love Maglites.
Your forgot “one man raves.”