Comments on: Meals my sister makes that I can stomach

By: Shredster7

Shredster7 — Thu, 14 May 2009 15:28:27 +0000

Hey! Just Like You!

(…i never MADE it to college…)

By: JM

JM — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 07:19:40 +0000

Gosh, it sucks for the graph maker. MY sister makes, as Jules would say, “some serious gourmet sh!t.” Like really effing delicious stuff. The cool thing is that so does my other sister (but she mostly specializes in desserts) and my mom. And even me (I’m a boy, by the way). And my little sister tries to help. My twin brother and my dad can make stuff if they try, but they normally don’t… lol.

By: Jita

Jita — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 20:30:01 +0000

…Genis?

(LOL obscure reference)

By: tiamat

tiamat — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 07:12:50 +0000

… Ben?

By: Yer mom

Yer mom — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 22:57:01 +0000

Sounds like little Johnny needs to get off his ass and learn how to cook his own damn food.

By: Ssunphyre

Ssunphyre — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 22:55:52 +0000

I’m guilty of that too. I participated in a charity event where I did this song in kind of a Gong Show type deal. It was awesome.

By: Grammar Nazi

Grammar Nazi — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 22:54:46 +0000

I did too. I did this song at a Gong Show type deal for charity one time. It was awesome.

By: manda banda

manda banda — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 19:21:09 +0000

Umm, I found this funny. It reminds me of FoxTrot. Paige and Peter went through this all the time.

By: Becca

Becca — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 18:30:13 +0000

i’m definitely the sister in this one…

By: gobo

gobo — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 18:19:36 +0000

Fail. Who is screening these things these days? There needs to be a bit more quality control.

By: faetal

faetal — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 18:18:02 +0000

Cream of Wheat
Hot Grape Nuts are good too
and Hot Shredded Wheat.
I can go on, but I’m sure they get the point…

By: Dexaan

Dexaan — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 17:25:02 +0000

Just teach yourself how to cook foo… erm i mean build graphs. The graph builder isn’t very hard to use.

By: durr

durr — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 16:21:30 +0000

oatmeal

By: Destin

Destin — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 16:10:03 +0000

Wow… a lot of commenters need to lighten up. This post is meant to be… what would you call it… a joke? You know, like… funny stuff?

OMG MAKE UR OWN FUD NUB!!!!!!!!
U DNT CUK SERIAL EVN THO I NO WUT U MEEN!!!!!!

Fail.

By: apophenia

apophenia — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 14:31:24 +0000

Here, here. If you’re so inept and/or lazy that you can’t fix your own damn dinner, why are you making fun of your sister’s cooking?

By: cj

cj — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 13:01:37 +0000

Here! Here!

I have sisters and I find this amusing.

By: voice_of_reason

voice_of_reason — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 09:53:57 +0000

Coming from people complaining about the quality of charts, your comments are ridiculous. Where does it say that his sister’s food, which he finds inedible, is the only food that he eats? Last time I checked finding a sibling’s cooking awful didn’t preclude you from being able to cook yourself. I’m also surprised that so many of you know his sister personally and have eaten her cooking, thereby rendering you able to defend its quality and accuse him of being picky.

In short, get the f@ck over yourselves.

By: shortee

shortee — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 03:13:04 +0000

Just teach yourself how to cook. It’s like building Legos. You just follow directions and then move on from there. I had to teach myself how to cook when I became a vegetarian. It’s really difficult at first but you ease into it. It’s like riding a bike or some sh%t like that.

By: Ophelia

Ophelia — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 03:03:58 +0000

holy plural (?) possessive, batman!

By: keshet

keshet — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 02:38:08 +0000

I did.

By: miggz

miggz — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 02:21:45 +0000

gawd…this is getting dire…theyre about ANYTHING these days. there are too many i reckon. its getting just sad. quality not quantity pleease

someone’s sister cooking cereal…. pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft

By: WeirdFish

WeirdFish — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 01:41:45 +0000

Humor Tip #128: Make sure more than just the author can relate to the represented imagery.

By: Maggie

Maggie — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 01:38:35 +0000

title fail.

By: shaungrl

shaungrl — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 00:16:30 +0000

Yep. Maybe she actually is a gourmet chef. She simply feeds you swill because most likely that is the animal you act like?

By: Edward Cheerio

Edward Cheerio — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 23:45:29 +0000

Just what I was thinking. It’s impressive, though, that she cooks it and it remains edible.

By: faetal

faetal — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 22:58:39 +0000

did you start singing the toast song too? hehe

By: TMT

TMT — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 22:35:50 +0000

Not sure what is worse… being too lazy to cook your own food or complaining about the food your sister makes.

By: Scott

Scott — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 22:10:54 +0000

Make your own damn food, why is your sister cooking for you?

By: Jono

Jono — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 21:56:40 +0000

I’d hope nobody would ever have to cook cereal.

By: Onion

Onion — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 21:40:47 +0000

You’re simply too picky.

By: Crazy

Crazy — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 21:38:57 +0000

Man this would totally be funny if I knew your sister and it wasn’t an exaggeration that no meal she makes aside from cereal can be eaten.

By: bob

bob — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 21:10:55 +0000

Yeaaaaa toast!

By: faetal

faetal — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 20:50:08 +0000

Poor girl, if you cant even produce edible ramen or toast you’re going to fail your freshman year at college for sure!